Author Topic: Single Again... (Read 32880 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #240 on:** Dec 22, 2009, 09:34:51 AM »

Nothing is all you get.

B E C K · « **Reply #241 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 08:43:56 AM »

Don't worry, it's not anything anyone needs to know either way.

Derrick · « **Reply #242 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 11:15:52 AM »

Huh? Sorry, I was checking my mail. Someone in Africa has a million dollars for me.

B E C K · « **Reply #243 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 01:54:31 PM »

ur rich nao

Derrick · « **Reply #244 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 10:46:56 PM »

I sent a chell for 5,000 to Akimbe Otumbo Barrister esq. In 2-3 weeks I will be richer than all of you plebians. HAHAHA!

B E C K · « **Reply #245 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 08:50:21 AM »

Don't forget about us! Don't forget!!

Derrick · « **Reply #246 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 07:54:52 PM »

I'd rather not talk about this.

B E C K · « **Reply #247 on:** Dec 27, 2009, 09:41:11 PM »

I want my cut, bitch!

Derrick · « **Reply #248 on:** Dec 27, 2009, 10:28:06 PM »

Oh, I'll cut you.

Rama · « **Reply #249 on:** Dec 27, 2009, 11:25:00 PM »

Without the breaking of a brown glass beer bottle on a brass bar rail that threat is far less effective.

Derrick · « **Reply #250 on:** Dec 28, 2009, 12:23:32 PM »

Bitch, you know I pack a lightsaber.

IDE · « **Reply #251 on:** Dec 29, 2009, 03:16:57 AM »

hurf durf

IDE · « **Reply #252 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 07:50:28 AM »

IT IS DONE!

AS OF APPROXIMATELY 11PM on 1/10/10 I HAVE RECONQUERED HER VAGINAL FORTRESS!

IT'S BEEN A LONG STRANGE TRIP AND I'VE ALIENATED SOME OF YOU BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT IN THE END.

I WANT TO THANK ODIN AND MY ANCESTORS FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!

B E C K · « **Reply #253 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 02:18:10 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #254 on:** Jun 01, 2010, 04:53:57 PM »

ANNNNNNNNNNNND....We're broken up again!

The point is I got her back even if it was only for a time.

A testament to my powers of persuasion and god tier penis.

Only earth and sky last forever.

Fiero · « **Reply #255 on:** Jun 01, 2010, 09:20:31 PM »

Maybe you suck at relations but are okay in bed?

B E C K · « **Reply #256 on:** Jun 03, 2010, 10:03:32 PM »

I thought that was already established.

Quote from: IDE on Jun 01, 2010, 04:53:57 PM

Only earth and sky last forever.

At least until the comet comes.

IDE · « **Reply #257 on:** Sep 01, 2010, 04:02:23 AM »

2nd korean
The Japanese and Chinese
Elude me once more

(damn that was a shitty haiku, did I even get the syllables right? Guess I'll find out in 4 months or so)

Fiero · « **Reply #258 on:** Sep 01, 2010, 07:17:43 AM »

Fuck your haiku.

B E C K · « **Reply #259 on:** Sep 02, 2010, 05:28:35 AM »

It was correct though. But srsly, shouldn't you just be pming these to D now?

IDE · « **Reply #260 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 04:29:41 AM »

No.

Also, I'm this close to beating world of warcraft (i.e. meeting a hot chick from the game and raiding The Cavern of Vag'Na). If I do this then I can opt out of the upcoming expansion.

Fiero · « **Reply #261 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 12:29:37 PM »

You would think you would want the expansion BEFORE raiding the cavern, otherwise you might disappoint.

Rama · « **Reply #262 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 03:26:55 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Oct 12, 2010, 04:29:41 AM

Also, I'm this close to beating world of warcraft (i.e. meeting a hot chick from the game and raiding The Cavern of Vag'Na). If I do this then I can opt out of the upcoming expansion.

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 12, 2010, 12:29:37 PM

You would think you would want the expansion BEFORE raiding the cavern, otherwise you might disappoint.

B E C K · « **Reply #263 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 05:35:35 PM »

I'm officially farting in this thread so IDE can come in and smell it one month later.

Rama · « **Reply #264 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 05:51:53 PM »

Oh you had Wendy's. I remember that.

Fiero · « **Reply #265 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 06:49:23 PM »

Nasty Wendy's fart. Gross.

Derrick · « **Reply #266 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 07:47:46 PM »

Better than the cum bubbles blown by others.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #267 on:** Oct 12, 2010, 07:52:46 PM »

For some reason when I (unfortunately) read his post about meeting someone from WOW, this image came to my mind:

(argh i had to resize it. no more high res guys)

Derrick · « **Reply #268 on:** Oct 13, 2010, 05:37:24 AM »

Not sure if want.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #269 on:** Oct 13, 2010, 05:39:53 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 13, 2010, 05:37:24 AM

Not sure if want.

What about now?