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Derrick · « **Reply #210 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 07:43:03 AM »

That would drive me insane.

Fiero · « **Reply #211 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 10:44:35 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #212 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 11:11:01 PM »

Just go smell your armpit and knock yourself out for an hour.

Rama · « **Reply #213 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 01:31:03 AM »

They aren't made of Turkey.

Does Chinese food make you tired? Cause it's never done that to me.

Derrick · « **Reply #214 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:02:34 AM »

It could be because of the carbo-load it delivers, though I always eat the chicken or beef dishes which usually contain no noodles or rice.

Thai rice dishes, however, are fucking delicious and should be served everywhere.

Rama · « **Reply #215 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 11:31:16 AM »

Maybe it's the rice as I don't normally have rice. (I know...with Chinese food it's hard to avoid). Don't dislike rice, I just don't like it either. It's just kinda there.

Derrick · « **Reply #216 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 01:59:42 PM »

I just ate rice and black beans for lunch. Perhaps the best new snack I've discovered are the brown rice-cr0n chips.

B E C K · « **Reply #217 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 05:41:05 PM »

I love rice. If it were legal, I would've married rice a long time ago.

Quote from: Rama on Dec 09, 2009, 11:31:16 AM

Maybe it's the rice as I don't normally have rice. (I know...with Chinese food it's hard to avoid).

So do you eat noodles or veggies or do you do what I think you do and just scarf up all the meat?

Derrick · « **Reply #218 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 06:20:38 PM »

Rice > Udon Noodles > Egg Noodles > Italian Pasta > Rice pasta.

I love beef and brocoli, or a nice curry.

Rama · « **Reply #219 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 01:04:04 AM »

Noddles sometimes. Depends on what they put on it.

B E C K · « **Reply #220 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 03:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:04:04 AM

Noddles sometimes. Depends on what they put on it.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/noddles

Rama · « **Reply #221 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »

So I eat human brains...is that a crime?

Merla · « **Reply #222 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »

Can't say but by eating brains you run the risk of catching transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, a fatal neurodegenerative disease.

Rama · « **Reply #223 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:42:20 PM »

I'll keep that in mind next I'm bone sawing someones noggin.

B E C K · « **Reply #224 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 07:01:19 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #225 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 06:08:09 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 04:23:44 PM

So I eat human brains...is that a crime?

...

*blows off Rama's head with a shotgun* FUCKING ZOMBIE-KILLER FREAKS! EVERYONE IN THE BASEMENT!

Fiero · « **Reply #226 on:** Dec 13, 2009, 11:43:32 PM »

Bu bu but you moved my office to the basemnet . . .no no body touch my red stapler

Derrick · « **Reply #227 on:** Dec 14, 2009, 05:18:46 AM »

Get a flame thrower, we're gonna toast some marshmellows.

IDE · « **Reply #228 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 08:50:06 PM »

I have no idea what you plebes are riffing on at this point, but let it be known that I got her back! We were full on making out in border's bookstore!

Just like World of Warcraft I can not be quit! You will always be back for the next expansion...in my pants.

Fiero · « **Reply #229 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 10:13:30 PM »

Oh man, I hope your shit goes limp from now until your seventy. Just so it's not talked about on here.

IDE · « **Reply #230 on:** Dec 20, 2009, 05:44:15 AM »

Not a chance my friend. Long after I'm gone my penis will roam the galaxy attached to a cyborg body (like krang). And said body will be posting here about said penis's conquests of alien poon.

Max Con · « **Reply #231 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 04:06:19 AM »

Maybe by then you'll finally end up banned. You're like Tom before we finally got him to (partially) shut up.

B E C K · « **Reply #232 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:02:28 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 20, 2009, 05:44:15 AM

And said body will be posting here about said penis's conquests of alien poon.

A Sarlacc?

Fiero · « **Reply #233 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:14:54 AM »

Gives new meaning to sarlacc pit.

B E C K · « **Reply #234 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:26:14 AM »

Hotdog down a hallway?

Derrick · « **Reply #235 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 12:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Max Con on Dec 21, 2009, 04:06:19 AM

Maybe by then you'll finally end up banned. You're like Tom before we finally got him to (partially) shut up.

Partially? I never partially did anything!

Rama · « **Reply #236 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 01:09:23 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 21, 2009, 11:26:14 AM

Hotdog down a hallway?

I know...that is a HUGE hallway.

Fiero · « **Reply #237 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 05:14:46 PM »

WAIT

Derrick is Tom?

Derrick · « **Reply #238 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 06:16:59 PM »

I killed Tom and now I wear his skin.

Fiero · « **Reply #239 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 08:19:00 PM »

I did not know these things. I was expecting someone to give me an update when I started back, but I guess I can't expect something when I ask for nothing.