Author Topic: Single Again... (Read 32894 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #150 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 07:21:12 PM »

They're delicious by themselves, but hard to find.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #151 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 09:56:11 PM »

I don't give a fig.

B E C K · « **Reply #152 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 11:14:20 PM »

Fig you.

IDE · « **Reply #153 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 04:54:23 AM »

This thread is now about me biting girls asses in public.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #154 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 08:18:24 AM »

this thread is about IDE being a forty-something year old desperate guy. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Derrick · « **Reply #155 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 10:11:43 AM »

You forgot about his closeted homosexuality.

IDE · « **Reply #156 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 08:50:49 PM »

This thread is about how 10 bux says I'm better looking than the guy who knocked up faye.

IDE · « **Reply #157 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 09:13:51 PM »

Might as well say I look like a marmot or something. You can't even see my face in that picture :/

Derrick · « **Reply #158 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 11:15:14 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 08:50:49 PM

This thread is about how 10 bux says I'm better looking than the guy who knocked up faye.

Does she even know the father? I hear Maury can lock it to down to a percentage in the high 90s.

Rama · « **Reply #159 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 03:18:51 AM »

I wish we could some how combine all the IDE bragging/bashing to one thread to make it more efficient.

And by "more efficient" I mean I wouldn't have to read either of them.

B E C K · « **Reply #160 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 03:45:11 AM »

Is that chick wearing a soccer-mom visor? What the fig.

Derrick · « **Reply #161 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 09:13:42 AM »

It's like D with more sex-claims.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #162 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:10:29 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 08:50:49 PM

This thread is about how 10 bux says I'm better looking than the guy who knocked up faye.

No fucking WAY. You look like you are at least 40, bro. And not a good 40. More like a "shit. his life is going downhill now" 40. Like Jon Gosselin 40. Like Lindsay Lohan's dad 40. that 40. 40.

Fiero · « **Reply #163 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:41:17 PM »

four tah

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #164 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 10:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 24, 2009, 08:10:29 PM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
This thread is about how 10 bux says I'm better looking than the guy who knocked up faye.
No fucking WAY. You look like you are at least 40, bro. And not a good 40. More like a "shit. his life is going downhill now" 40. Like Jon Gosselin 40. Like Lindsay Lohan's dad 40. that 40. 40.

You're saying you like 'em young. Like Doug, I'd reckon.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #165 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 06:32:03 AM »

Noooooooo way. I think men are attractive in all ages, but there are also ugly ones . Like that guy from the 2 Equis Commercial, the "most interesting guy on Earth", I think he's hawt. And he's like what, 70? Then again I don't think I would want to see him naked :X

Derrick · « **Reply #166 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:39:24 AM »

He probably wouldn't want to be naked, just tell him to keep the clothes on and whip his hog out.

Milfs are looking hotter to me by the year, even up to 50-ish. I just downloaded a pr0n called 'fuck me and my mom' and I'd take both, preferably at the same time. I wish Polygamy was legal.

B E C K · « **Reply #167 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 25, 2009, 06:32:03 AM

Noooooooo way. I think men are attractive in all ages, but there are also ugly ones . Like that guy from the 2 Equis Commercial, the "most interesting guy on Earth", I think he's hawt. And he's like what, 70? Then again I don't think I would want to see him naked :X

Ha ha, you don't want to see his Uno Equi.

Derrick · « **Reply #168 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:25:34 PM »

He has an X-Shaped cock? Damn third-world birth defects.

B E C K · « **Reply #169 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:37:28 PM »

I thought the cock was straight but at an angle with one ball was way lower and the other way higher, making it look like an... equi. Hmm? HMMM?

Derrick · « **Reply #170 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:47:27 PM »

I don't know what you just said.

gwynn · « **Reply #171 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 03:53:05 PM »

You just ruined my fantasy favorite beer, as I don't drink beer but that guy made me imagine that if I did it would be Dos Equis.

Fiero · « **Reply #172 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:30:42 PM »

You should still pretend drink it, its pretty imaginary good.

Derrick · « **Reply #173 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:53:16 PM »

I had some at a Halloween party. Was very smooth.

Rama · « **Reply #174 on:** Nov 26, 2009, 02:52:08 AM »

Wait....Equis's guys cock or the beer?

Derrick · « **Reply #175 on:** Nov 26, 2009, 05:53:35 AM »

Does it really matter?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #176 on:** Nov 26, 2009, 12:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:25:34 PM

He has an X-Shaped cock? Damn third-world birth defects.

I thought he was american?

Derrick · « **Reply #177 on:** Nov 26, 2009, 10:08:21 PM »

He's Mexican.

Fiero · « **Reply #178 on:** Nov 27, 2009, 12:09:42 PM »

He's definitely some kind of non-Caucasian.

Rama · « **Reply #179 on:** Nov 27, 2009, 03:44:28 PM »

You guys know that American and Mexican aren't races right?