Author Topic: Single Again... (Read 102199 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #120 on:** Oct 28, 2009, 07:51:28 PM »

I will never type Check on this website again.

IDE · « **Reply #121 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

So she messaged me today saying she's seen all these pictures of me on INTERNET partying my ass off around LA. And she wants to know where "The Legend" (her own words) was when we were dating? I think I was so enamored with her cuteness that I forgot to show her who the fuck she was dealing with. It was like when zeus would turn himself into a zephyr mist and fly into a chick's vag and just post up there for awhile.

But now...NOW SHE HAS SEEN THE LORD OF THUNDER IN ALL HIS GLORY! THE CELEBRATIONS THAT RING WITH HERALDIC FURY AS I SLING HOOTERS GIRLS INTO THE AIR LIKE SMALL CHILDREN! FOR I AM THE SPANKER OF MODELS AND THE BANGER OF TEACHERS! LO! BE WARY LEST THE INNOCENCE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS BE LAID WASTE IN MY TEMPLE!

For now and for all eternity I remain...

IDE

Fiero · « **Reply #122 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 12:38:55 AM »

So what does that mean for your relationship?

Rama · « **Reply #123 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 12:43:40 AM »

It means she only wants him to take her out and party and doesn't really give a crap about him. At least that's what I gathered from that.

IDE · « **Reply #124 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 04:37:51 AM »

Well she basically feels ripped off because I wasn't being that way around her and her friends. It's like she was dating clark kent the whole time only to find out he's superman after they break up. So now that she knows I'm gonna tell her that if she wants me to fly her around metropolis someday, I'm totally down for that.

Fiero · « **Reply #125 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 07:41:55 PM »

And what if she actually wants to fly around a fictional city?

Derrick · « **Reply #126 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 07:50:58 PM »

Then she should enter a fantasy world and grow a penis.

Futanari is hawt.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #127 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 08:41:59 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 17, 2009, 12:02:39 AM

NOW SHE HAS SEEN THE LORD OF THUNDER IN ALL HIS GLORY!

I always wanted to play that game.

IDE · « **Reply #128 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 05:06:55 PM »

It doesn't matter if she comes back or not anymore...

I fucked a virgin and that's what counts. I feel my regenerative powers mending the chinks in the armor around my heart as sure as my new improved 6 pack abs are glistening in the bathroom mirror. No one solos me! I'm a 25 bitch raid boss.

Love is dead long live debauchery.

B E C K · « **Reply #129 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 07:22:19 PM »

Wouldn't it be awesome if you found love as an old, old man and then died the next day?

Well, okay, no, not really.

IDE · « **Reply #130 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 07:52:57 PM »

It would be an epic tragedy.

But I would die by channeling my list bit of god essence into my frail 842 year old form to go super sayain one last time and save my love from shark demons.

Derrick · « **Reply #131 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 08:05:59 PM »

...Shark Demons?

B E C K · « **Reply #132 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 02:51:49 AM »

The antithesis of the Whale Angels, apparently.

Derrick · « **Reply #133 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 05:32:21 AM »

My religion doesn't accept the existence of Shark Demons.

IDE · « **Reply #134 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 04:10:17 PM »

Well you tell that to the shark demon while it's devouring your soul and see if it stops.

IDE · « **Reply #135 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 04:13:27 PM »

So I've got 4-5 girls numbers now. Soon I'll be up in the teens again just like the good ole days.

Still have to write my reply to ex virgin. I think I'll do that today after this audition.

Fiero · « **Reply #136 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 09:47:39 PM »

No, you won't.

Derrick · « **Reply #137 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 02:16:47 AM »

Yeah, he'll cry and complain.

Want some fig newtons?

Fiero · « **Reply #138 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 02:45:59 AM »

Yes! They're delicious!!

Derrick · « **Reply #139 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 04:25:48 AM »

I miss the apple ones.

IDE · « **Reply #140 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 04:57:09 AM »

Well I sent the letter and the best part is I don't care if she replies or not.

What's this complain crap?

I just cry.

Derrick · « **Reply #141 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 05:50:45 AM »

Baww some more.

Fiero · « **Reply #142 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 03:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 20, 2009, 04:25:48 AM

I miss the apple ones.

APPLE FIG NEWTONS? HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Derrick · « **Reply #143 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 09:19:51 PM »

They were amazing, too. Now all I see are shitty strawberry.

IDE · « **Reply #144 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 12:11:03 AM »

gtfo of my self pity thread with your fig newton faggotry.

And fig flavored fig newtons suck.

Rama · « **Reply #145 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 12:16:14 AM »

You're drunk aren't you?

Derrick · « **Reply #146 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 08:21:42 AM »

I would think.

B E C K · « **Reply #147 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 05:14:49 PM »

The fig ones are the only ones I've had. This is because the only people I know who buy them are old people. Not that they taste bad or anything, but I think they would leave the package open and let them go stale.

Derrick · « **Reply #148 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 06:48:08 PM »

I enjoy figs, so I buy them.

B E C K · « **Reply #149 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 06:51:48 PM »

I didn't even know what a fig was before Fig Newtons.