Author Topic: Single Again... (Read 102396 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #90 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 07:20:35 PM »

Guys, it could be her vagina. You can get cancer like, anywhere, right?

Derrick · « **Reply #91 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 07:53:33 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 06:49:12 PM

Well I know you can like run your finger around the areola and then just give it a little pinch and then the nipple just stand up so and you can flick it with your tongue...

Oh now I feel a tingle.

I'm so fucking good I should charge.

B E C K · « **Reply #92 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 04:54:18 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 19, 2009, 07:20:35 PM

Guys, it could be her vagina. You can get cancer like, anywhere, right?

I was talking about the vagoo. Only Fiero passes.

Fiero · « **Reply #93 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 10:29:53 AM »

Wait. Is that a pass into the v . . . nah, nevermind.

Derrick · « **Reply #94 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 11:28:58 AM »

Fag. Go to fire island and shave your asshole, because if you get a pass and you can, THEN DO IT!!!!!!

Rama · « **Reply #95 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 12:17:17 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 20, 2009, 04:54:18 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 19, 2009, 07:20:35 PM
Guys, it could be her vagina. You can get cancer like, anywhere, right?

I was talking about the vagoo. Only Fiero passes.

Wait one min...I said it was Vaginal first. You are very bad Professor.

Fiero · « **Reply #96 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 03:54:59 PM »

But she gave me the pass. And I will use it as I please.

Rama · « **Reply #97 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 04:50:32 PM »

Well...you enjoy that then.

Fiero · « **Reply #98 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 07:45:31 PM »

I might. Or maybe not.

Derrick · « **Reply #99 on:** Oct 20, 2009, 11:22:18 PM »

Go buy a condo for yourself and your 'life partner' if you're not going to use it. If so, man up and dish later.

Fiero · « **Reply #100 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 01:03:37 AM »

I don't know if it's a real pass or one of those for fun passes.

IDE · « **Reply #101 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 01:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 19, 2009, 04:27:26 PM

Quote from: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 12:47:51 AM
I think we should take it back and return it for cash and then just blow it all.

I've got a feeling OOHH OOHH that tonight's gonna be a good night . . .

wooooo hoooooooooooooooo

Anyways we're broken up again. It appears my penis can only hold a relationship together as long it's actually inside of the girl. And then how would I go to work?

Things ended on a bad note in person so I'm going to write her a goodbye letter since I was her first I think she deserves some special attention even if I'm pissed about the whole thing. But I've already started to let it go.

Unfortunately we have to share the same break area at work...or at least we do I want to get off at 12:30 instead of 3am. And damn I just love getting off at 12:30 but seeing her down there with other guys talking to her kind of gets me down.

All of this ends as soon as I nail another chick though.

Derrick · « **Reply #102 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 09:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 21, 2009, 01:03:37 AM

I don't know if it's a real pass or one of those for fun passes.

Of course it's a fun pass.

Fiero · « **Reply #103 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 06:22:03 PM »

But is it a real fun pass?

Derrick · « **Reply #104 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 07:47:52 PM »

Depends on if ya like it.

Fiero · « **Reply #105 on:** Oct 21, 2009, 08:37:49 PM »

hmm, I think I probably do. When is Nuri gonna comment on this, anyway?

Rama · « **Reply #106 on:** Oct 22, 2009, 12:36:36 AM »

Getting anxious to know if you really got a fun pass are you?

Fiero · « **Reply #107 on:** Oct 22, 2009, 12:45:05 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #108 on:** Oct 23, 2009, 11:12:22 PM »

When did IDE turn into such a sissy? Last thing I remember (months ago) was him acting like a casanova that didn't believe in commitment and now he's here acting like a high school biatch.
This is more of a doug-thread.

Derrick · « **Reply #109 on:** Oct 24, 2009, 12:15:10 AM »

Well I have my theories.

Rama · « **Reply #110 on:** Oct 24, 2009, 12:52:34 AM »

I think it had something to do with all the Whos down in Whoville singing.

Derrick · « **Reply #111 on:** Oct 24, 2009, 08:28:15 AM »

Too early for that reference. I haven't even entered a Turkey coma this year.

IDE · « **Reply #112 on:** Oct 25, 2009, 06:17:59 AM »

I'm trying to shake this chick out of my mind, but it's not that easy for some reason.

And I never said I was against commitment. I think I actually have feelings for a lot of the girls I bang out more than once. My soul is constantly being ground to a pulp between love and lust.

Derrick · « **Reply #113 on:** Oct 25, 2009, 07:20:16 PM »

You're like Matthew McConnahay (sp?) in that movie... Tropic Thunder.

IDE · « **Reply #114 on:** Oct 27, 2009, 02:34:08 AM »

I know some of you don't believe in god or anything but riding home from the movies tonight I had an epiphany. I had become complacent with this chick. She seemed like everything I wanted, but deep down I know I didn't come out here to date her, or at least not yet.

I came out here to follow my dream and that singular purpose had been put aside for a moment while I was off on a tangent, a wonderful tangent but a tangent none the less (for now).

She has snapped me out of that, but at the cost of her. She was the sacrificial virgin.

This was all meant to be and I've seen it in a vision.

Either a vision or I should really start paying more attention to the "use by" dates on packs of raw chicken.

Derrick · « **Reply #115 on:** Oct 27, 2009, 05:20:40 AM »

So... you cut out her heart and ate it? No wonder she doesn't like you.

B E C K · « **Reply #116 on:** Oct 28, 2009, 08:06:32 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 20, 2009, 10:29:53 AM

Wait. Is that a pass into the v . . . nah, nevermind.

It's like reverse birth. Once inside, you'll dissolve and be absorbed into my blood stream so I may have enough ki to do Kaio Ken x3.

It took seven posts for someone to comment on IDE's. Pretty cold.

Derrick · « **Reply #117 on:** Oct 28, 2009, 09:18:36 AM »

We're more interested in your vagoo.

B E C K · « **Reply #118 on:** Oct 28, 2009, 10:14:18 AM »

Yes, yes, I am as well.

Derrick · « **Reply #119 on:** Oct 28, 2009, 02:45:10 PM »

It's good to chell it, since vagoo cancer kills women because they won't look.