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B E C K · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 03:26:14 AM »

I don't think it's possible for her to dislike you any more than she does already. I may be wrong, though.

joe · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 10:58:12 AM »

She's just a man-hater.

She doesn't even like me and I'm charming as hell.

Derrick · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 11:12:08 AM »

She likes me, I think. Who doesn't like me?

Rama · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 01:31:49 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 03:26:14 AM

I don't think it's possible for her to dislike you any more than she does already. I may be wrong, though.

Well whatever her problem is it's her problem. I don't dislike her, in fact I kinda like her and don't tend to hold things she says or does against her in the long term. If her panties are in a bunch and projecting hate at me that's her issue to work out. But I'm not coming down to that level.

Now I understand hating Joe. He's Canadian. Everyone should hate him.

Derrick · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 05:09:25 PM »

Well... Canada sucks. Canadians are just awful. They don't contribute anything but free medication for our old people too cheap to sign up for medicaid.

Merla · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 10:24:36 PM »

Joe knows I love him in my own twisted way. He comes in and insults me and I tell him off. That's just the way it is. I don't hate anyone here. There is one person I don't care much for but I feel no need to mention names. It isn't IDE or Rama BTW. Not sure why Rama is talking about my underwear; I think he's confused.

I don't know why people debunk counseling. I find it really helps to talk to someone who doesn't know you about your troubles. I understand though that it might not be for everyone.

B E C K · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »

I'll mention names. It's Doug.

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I think he's confused.

Sexually confused.

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I don't know why people debunk counseling. I find it really helps to talk to someone who doesn't know you about your troubles. I understand though that it might not be for everyone.

Maybe it depends on the counselor, too. I've had a few in the past and they were total shitheads who didn't give a flying fuck about my "troubles". (Heh, that sounds Irish.)

Derrick · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 11:15:47 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 10:54:06 PM

I'll mention names. It's Doug.

Oh thank God. The paranoid-vain side of me thought it was me. I wondered why it was me, considering all I did was set her up with that guy I knew, Bernie Madoff. I wonder how he's doing now, anyways. He tried to get me to invest in his company, but I never put it to much reason.

Rama · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:22:06 AM »

Everyone knew it was Doug. As much as she dislikes me, even I know I am not on Doug level.

I have met some people in my last ten years on the net that I do hate, but none post here. It takes a lot to invoke the wrath of Rama.

and for the record I talk about panties constantly. Is it normal? Maybe not, but it's a lot more normal then liking being pissed/shit/vomited on or dressing up like animals. So it could be worse.

Derrick · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:47:19 AM »

You could be Jewish.

Rama · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:50:07 AM »

No...No...Couldn't be.

But it wouldn't hurt if you visited once in awhile you know. What are you ashamed for your poor old mother. You never come over for passover anymore.

Derrick · « **Reply #71 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:51:03 AM »

IT'S NOT PASSOVER, IT'S PURIM! GOD! This is why I married a Shiksa.

Rama · « **Reply #72 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:04:31 AM »

She isn't Jewish!!!!! You are breakin' your Mother's heart!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #73 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:05:30 AM »

SHE'S ALSO CATHOLIC! I AM QUITTING LAW SCHOOL AND BECOMING A POLICE OFFICER!

Rama · « **Reply #74 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:07:00 AM »

*Faints*

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:07:07 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:22:06 AM

but it's a lot more normal then liking being pissed/shit/vomited on or dressing up like animals. So it could be worse.

Then what's the deal with the soiled koala suit in your closet?

Derrick · « **Reply #76 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:08:34 AM »

It matches my Dingo costume. We're starting up a kids band based on Austrailian animals and folk songs. We were going to use the profits to pay for your birthday present. Now you ruined our surprise.

Rama · « **Reply #77 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:09:27 AM »

Indeed. It was going to a wicked awesome present too.

B E C K · « **Reply #78 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:18:31 AM »

[CRAZYJACO]BUT WHY WAS IT SOILED?![/CRAZY JACO]

Rama · « **Reply #79 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 02:13:19 AM »

Because I played three sets in a row without a bathroom break just to make sure your present was extra special.

Derrick · « **Reply #80 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 11:14:05 AM »

Now it's all ruined. I'd give the present to charity, but then poor people would just expect more from life. We can't have that.

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »

I demand present! Present now!

Derrick · « **Reply #82 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 09:26:56 PM »

The knowledge that the Patriots scored 59 unanswered points against the Tennessee Titans do anything for ya?

Rama · « **Reply #83 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 12:47:51 AM »

I think we should take it back and return it for cash and then just blow it all.

B E C K · « **Reply #84 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 02:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 09:26:56 PM

The knowledge that the Patriots scored 59 unanswered points against the Tennessee Titans do anything for ya?

I think I tingled a little. Or it could just be cancer.

Derrick · « **Reply #85 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 05:24:50 AM »

I would definately get that checked out. October is 'watch your boobs for fatal cancerous growths' month.

Rama · « **Reply #86 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 02:41:15 PM »

Oh I took it vaginal tingle. I didn't know boobs could tingle.

Fiero · « **Reply #87 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 04:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 12:47:51 AM

I think we should take it back and return it for cash and then just blow it all.

I've got a feeling OOHH OOHH that tonight's gonna be a good night . . .

Derrick · « **Reply #88 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 06:12:53 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 02:41:15 PM

Oh I took it vaginal tingle. I didn't know boobs could tingle.

I've made Kary's boobs tingle.

Rama · « **Reply #89 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 06:49:12 PM »

Well I know you can like run your finger around the areola and then just give it a little pinch and then the nipple just stand up so and you can flick it with your tongue...

Oh now I feel a tingle.