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Single Again...
« on: Oct 04, 2009, 01:43:04 AM »
well soon to be anyway.


She texted me that she wants to take a break, but I who have walked this road so many times know there is no such thing as taking a break.  It's a mechanism we use to slowly get used to being single instead of it happening all at once.

Supposedly we're going to talk tonight.  I think am going to surprise her by breaking it off right then. 

I don't know whats wrong with me.  It's like once the chase is over I become complacent and uncaring.  But at the same time I want to have someone special.  All of this womanizing has shattered my psyche seemingly irreparable.  Oh well I have no one to blame but me.  I think I'm starting to understand why vampires go mad as they trudge on through eternity.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #1 on: Oct 04, 2009, 01:45:11 AM »
Well you could always make another of yourself and then jump into the pyre.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 04, 2009, 02:24:24 AM »
Which one was this one again?

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 04, 2009, 02:40:49 AM »
A 20 yr old I met while working at universal studios.

/starts laying wood for the pyre

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #4 on: Oct 04, 2009, 03:08:07 AM »
Was that the virgin or was she someone else?

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #5 on: Oct 04, 2009, 07:17:09 AM »
well soon to be anyway.


She texted me that she wants to take a break, but I who have walked this road so many times know there is no such thing as taking a break.  It's a mechanism we use to slowly get used to being single instead of it happening all at once.

Supposedly we're going to talk tonight.  I think am going to surprise her by breaking it off right then. 

I don't know whats wrong with me.  It's like once the chase is over I become complacent and uncaring.  But at the same time I want to have someone special.  All of this womanizing has shattered my psyche seemingly irreparable.  Oh well I have no one to blame but me.  I think I'm starting to understand why vampires go mad as they trudge on through eternity.

Is that whole paragraph a direct quote from Sex and the City? Carrie?

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #6 on: Oct 04, 2009, 11:19:41 AM »
Back on the prowl...blah blah blah
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #7 on: Oct 04, 2009, 08:49:34 PM »
Was that the virgin or was she someone else?

Yep, that's the one.


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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #8 on: Oct 04, 2009, 08:59:11 PM »
 :rawr:
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #9 on: Oct 04, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »
I'm single now, too. Blah.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #10 on: Oct 05, 2009, 12:12:54 AM »
Atleast you're not in a Junior Senior music video.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #11 on: Oct 05, 2009, 01:37:38 PM »
I'm also not single. That post was pointless.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #12 on: Oct 05, 2009, 07:27:38 PM »
Relationships are for the bland and compromising.

I'm currently being set up with a 25 year old stripper/mother of 2.
Go figure, I have no idea how this will turn out.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #13 on: Oct 05, 2009, 09:02:44 PM »
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Good for you! I hope it leads to romance.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #14 on: Oct 05, 2009, 10:27:26 PM »
What he said.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #15 on: Oct 06, 2009, 12:21:35 AM »
I'm single now, too. Blah.

I'm also not single. That post was pointless.

Dude, what?  :lol:

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #16 on: Oct 06, 2009, 12:56:43 AM »
It happened quickly. My post here was made too soon.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #17 on: Oct 06, 2009, 01:03:51 AM »
An off again, on again type thing.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #18 on: Oct 06, 2009, 01:21:11 AM »
First time we've done that. I don't intend to make of the norm.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #19 on: Oct 08, 2009, 01:03:20 AM »
We're sort of back on maybe, I should've gone with the clean break strategy. 


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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #20 on: Oct 08, 2009, 01:10:17 AM »
Or your creampie surprise!  :guitar:
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #21 on: Oct 08, 2009, 02:22:33 AM »
already did that

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #22 on: Oct 08, 2009, 02:25:26 AM »
Maybe you and Fiero should swap so you can be even more damn confusing.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #23 on: Oct 08, 2009, 03:52:28 AM »
Naw.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #24 on: Oct 08, 2009, 10:17:12 AM »
Hook up with each other then.  Here's a coin to flip for the bottom.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #25 on: Oct 08, 2009, 11:45:12 AM »
Uh . . .
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #26 on: Oct 08, 2009, 12:31:36 PM »
If you want bottom just say so.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #27 on: Oct 08, 2009, 03:40:49 PM »
so.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #28 on: Oct 08, 2009, 07:27:31 PM »
Try shrimpin' her freckle, if the woman doesn't let you do that she isn't worth it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #29 on: Oct 08, 2009, 10:09:54 PM »