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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #60 on: Oct 01, 2009, 10:28:49 PM »
That doesn't matter, because he's a genius filmmaker. He can fuck anybody he wants in whatever hole he wants, including the law.
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #61 on: Oct 02, 2009, 12:28:26 AM »
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #62 on: Oct 02, 2009, 12:47:16 AM »
She was on Še View talking about how it wasn't "really" rape in regards to še Roman Polanski žing.

Dude, really?  How does she figure that?
EDIT: nm


From FREE POLANSKI petition and here, too:

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Filmmakers in France, in Europe, in the United States and around the world are dismayed by this decision. It seems inadmissible to them that an international cultural event, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary filmmakers, is used by the police to apprehend him.

STFU.

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The arrest of Roman Polanski in a neutral country, where he assumed he could travel without hindrance, undermines this tradition: it opens the way for actions of which no-one can know the effects.

Here's one effect: people pay for their crimes.  Neutral or not, they have an extradition treaty with us.  It's like they think they should be able to get away with murder if they makes teh films.


It's being circulated by Harvey Weinstein who offers up this fine nugget:  "Whatever you think about the so-called crime, Polanski has served his time. A deal was made with the judge, and the deal is not being honored. . . . This is the government of the United States not giving its word and recanting on a deal, and it is the government acting irresponsibly and criminally."



Highlights from the petition list:
Woody Allen  (NOBODY'S SURPRISED.)
Pedro Almodovar  (NOOOOoooOOO)
Penelope Cruz
Alfonso Cuaron
Guillermo del Toro  (ARRRRGH!!)
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu  (He's friends with Cuaron and del Toro.  Peer pressure bad!)
Wes Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Jonatham Demme
Stephen Frears
David Lynch
Martin Scorsese
Tilda Swinton
David Heyman
John Landis
Gael Garcia Bernal
Michael Mann
Monica Bellucci
Tom Tykwer
Wong Kar-wai
Terry Zwigoff
Jeremy Irons
Neil Jordan
Sam Mendes
Harrison Ford
Brett Ratner
Kristin Scott Thomas
Steven Soderbergh
Natalie Portman

BOO!  WTF's the matter with you people?  Seriously!

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #63 on: Oct 02, 2009, 11:33:19 PM »
Heh, "so-called crime".  So statutory rape isn't a bad thing?  Dumbasses.  Even IDE waits until they're legal!  Then again, maybe that's his reason for going into acting....

And sitting in the klink for 42 days is not having "served his time", no matter what bullshit deal he supposedly got.  Nowadays it gets at least a year, and I don't imagine they were much more forgiving thirty years ago.  And it's way better than if it were my kid, as the bastard would have been long dead by now.
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #64 on: Oct 03, 2009, 12:40:34 AM »
Highlights from the petition list:
Woody Allen  (NOBODY'S SURPRISED.)
Pedro Almodovar  (NOOOOoooOOO)
Penelope Cruz
Alfonso Cuaron
Guillermo del Toro  (ARRRRGH!!)
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu  (He's friends with Cuaron and del Toro.  Peer pressure bad!)
Wes Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Jonatham Demme
Stephen Frears
David Lynch
Martin Scorsese
Tilda Swinton
David Heyman
John Landis
Gael Garcia Bernal
Michael Mann
Monica Bellucci
Tom Tykwer
Wong Kar-wai
Terry Zwigoff
Jeremy Irons
Neil Jordan
Sam Mendes
Harrison Ford
Brett Ratner
Kristin Scott Thomas
Steven Soderbergh
Natalie Portman


Wait...I don't see D's name anywhere.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #65 on: Oct 03, 2009, 08:01:57 AM »
LOL

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #66 on: Oct 04, 2009, 01:45:46 AM »
Add Asia Argento, Adrien Brody, and Diane Von Furstenberg to that list.

Here's a breath of fresh air.
Not all of Hollywood pro-Polanski: Chris Rock, Bill Maher come out swinging
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #67 on: Oct 04, 2009, 07:39:40 PM »
I'm all for freeing Polanski, so long as he's brutally castrated first.   And I'm not talking about quick and easy, I'm talking about peeling his boys like little shrimp.  ;D
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #68 on: Oct 04, 2009, 08:34:52 PM »
MMMMM, shrimp.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #69 on: Oct 04, 2009, 08:36:02 PM »
I'm all for freeing Polanski, so long as he's brutally castrated first.   And I'm not talking about quick and easy, I'm talking about peeling his boys like little shrimp.  ;D
The best way is to paper cut his balls. Nothing worse than a paper cut.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #70 on: Oct 04, 2009, 08:57:22 PM »
I can think of a million things worse than a papercut.
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #71 on: Oct 05, 2009, 01:37:19 PM »
BME
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #72 on: Oct 08, 2009, 02:24:27 AM »
Semi-related, due to the mention of Adrien Brody.  Let's just hope there's no children Predators in this thing.  Ho ho, get it?  Huh?  HUH?

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By Borys Kit and Jay A. Fernandez
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Adrien Brody will star in "Robert Rodriguez's Predators," a reboot of the sci-fi franchise.

Topher Grace is in negotiations to join the action-adventure movie, to which Alice Braga ("I Am Legend"), Mahershalalhashbaz Ali ("The 4400"), Walt Goggins ("The Shield"), Rodriguez mainstay Danny Trejo and UFC fighter Oleg Taktarov have also been cast.

Nimrod Antal, who directed the Hungarian film "Kontroll," is at the helm of the 20th Century Fox movie. Rodriguez is producing with Elizabeth Avellan.

Written by Rodriguez, Alex Litvak and Michael Finch, the script follows a group of elite warrior types who are being hunted by members of a race of merciless alien trackers called Predators.

Brody plays a man who ends up inheriting the role of leader and is known as a hunter of men. Grace would play an accountant type whose unassuming facade masks a dangerous serial killer.

Braga is the tough female killer. Ali is a man not afraid to die, Goggins is the loose cannon of the group, and Taktarov is a former Russian special ops agent.

Trejo, already cast, is Cuchillo, a hardened warrior with twin uzis strapped to his back.

Shooting begins next month in Hawaii, then moves to moves to Rodriguez's Troublemaker Studios in Austin. The movie is slated for a July 9, 2010, release.

Brody was last seen in Dario Argento's "Giallo" and next voices the character of Rickity in Wes Anderson's "The Fantastic Mr. Fox." Grace will next be seen in the ensemble romantic comedy "Valentine's Day."

(Editing by SheriLinden at Reuters)

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #73 on: Oct 08, 2009, 12:25:57 PM »
Everyone knows that Brody and Grace are the new Arnie and Weathers.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #74 on: Oct 10, 2009, 09:30:47 AM »
Semi-related, due to the mention of Adrien Brody.  Let's just hope there's no children Predators in this thing.  Ho ho, get it?  Huh?  HUH?

Talking about that ugly man, I saw him in an add for... I don't remember if it was Givenchy or something, but it was a luxury brand. I'll never understand these people

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #75 on: Oct 12, 2009, 03:01:51 AM »
I don't think he's ugly, but he strikes me as a poor man's Johnny Depp.  Can we bring back good ol' fashion muscly action stars?  The Arnolds, the Stallones... hell, the Willises, Seagals, and even fricken Van Dammes.  Adrien Brody and Topher Grace?  At least the other announced cast look more promising, but Brody being the star of this thing is kinda bummer.  He's just not an exciting leading man to me.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #76 on: Oct 12, 2009, 10:01:34 AM »
Bringing žings back to bad neighbors, I was woken up last night at 2 AM by one of my neighbors trying to break into the electical meter box to turn šeir powet back on (which has been turned off for, I assume, non-payment).  Šat makes še žird neighbor in my building in as many years to have šeir powet turned off, as far as I know.  My landlord really knows how to pick tennants.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #77 on: Oct 12, 2009, 02:55:49 PM »
Cool story, bro.

My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #78 on: Oct 12, 2009, 10:02:01 PM »
My neighbors across the street is putting in a new concrete walkway. Why is this important? We just had ours done about a month ago. Monkey see, monkey do.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #79 on: Oct 13, 2009, 12:18:27 AM »
Dude, haven't you heard? Coveting thy neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #80 on: Oct 13, 2009, 12:32:39 AM »
Especially coveting their sidewalk.
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #81 on: Oct 13, 2009, 12:36:26 AM »
Hey, concrete is a status symbol. That shit is expensive.

I'm talking... Dom Pérignon expensive.

Yeah.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #82 on: Oct 13, 2009, 12:41:07 AM »
No, its really not.

Although down here it doesn't seem like its possible to find a crew of Mexicans that know how to properly lay the shit out.
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #83 on: Oct 13, 2009, 04:32:46 AM »
The hell am I thinking about?

Asphalt! That's the pricey stuff.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #84 on: Oct 13, 2009, 08:32:38 AM »
Concrete's pretty expensive, but it's also a winter neccessity. It's had to shovel river rock properly. What I really want is a nice area of the backyard concreted and a nice fireplace put in. Nature's nice, but I don't want to get my socks dirty.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #85 on: Oct 13, 2009, 08:06:53 PM »
Cool story, bro.

My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.

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« Reply #86 on: Oct 13, 2009, 08:44:01 PM »
iPhones are bank account drains.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #87 on: Oct 13, 2009, 08:48:42 PM »
He doesn't have $400. You'll have to get it out of him some other way.

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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #88 on: Oct 13, 2009, 09:10:28 PM »
Cool story, bro.

My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.

Soon? HOW ABOUT RIGHT NAO!
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Re: Yee-haw! Stoopid Neighbors!
« Reply #89 on: Oct 14, 2009, 12:44:12 AM »
Cool story, bro.

My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.

Soon? HOW ABOUT RIGHT NAO!

Sounds like either a lawsuit, or your own servant.....