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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #90 on: Oct 23, 2009, 11:20:06 PM »
Creative enough not to use caps?
oh shit sorry i forgot this is is a forum for scholars. PFFFFFTTTTT

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #91 on: Oct 24, 2009, 12:16:44 AM »
Well obviously not, we let you on.

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #92 on: Oct 26, 2009, 04:05:36 PM »
Harsh, man, she ain't gonna like you no more.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #93 on: Oct 26, 2009, 05:03:44 PM »
She'll like me. Women love me.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #94 on: Oct 26, 2009, 08:03:18 PM »
Not thata one. She gone hate ya.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #95 on: Oct 26, 2009, 09:01:27 PM »
Yet, she will learn to accept it.

Geez, now I sound like IDE. How long 'til I go emo?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #96 on: Oct 26, 2009, 09:31:14 PM »
2400 seconds.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #97 on: Oct 26, 2009, 10:11:09 PM »
THAT! THAT IS ALMOST NO TIME AT ALL!

I just won't do it. I won't.

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I don't know why I can't find loooooooooooooooove. :(
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #98 on: Oct 26, 2009, 10:36:32 PM »
Because your penis is tiny.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #99 on: Oct 26, 2009, 11:00:06 PM »
Damn those steroids.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #100 on: Oct 27, 2009, 12:24:26 AM »
Shave your head. It's suppose to make it look bigger.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #101 on: Oct 27, 2009, 05:19:55 AM »
There's no hair on the head, however there is some a bit up the shaft.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #102 on: Oct 27, 2009, 02:52:17 PM »
That's not what he meant. But shave it anyway.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #103 on: Oct 27, 2009, 03:39:03 PM »
Indeed.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #104 on: Oct 27, 2009, 06:00:42 PM »
I think it gives it character, like how James Franco rocked the pajama bottoms in Pineapple Express.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #105 on: Oct 28, 2009, 07:57:59 AM »
YOU'VE RUINNNNNNNNNNED MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!1121ENLB.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #106 on: Oct 28, 2009, 09:20:06 AM »
Every thread goes off topic, what makes this one special?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #107 on: Oct 28, 2009, 10:10:13 AM »
BEEECAUSE-desu!

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #108 on: Oct 28, 2009, 02:44:35 PM »
Demo, watashitachi totemo baka, desune!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #109 on: Nov 14, 2009, 08:51:56 AM »
aaaaaaa i hate weeaboos

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #110 on: Nov 14, 2009, 01:02:00 PM »
I study American-Japanese relations during the inter-war period, knowing Japanese is my business.

Business isn't good, but it helps me when I order Udon and Gyoza. I also know Spanish! Helps me when I order tostones and ropa vieja.

My culture is related to food. Le sigh.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #111 on: Nov 14, 2009, 02:01:11 PM »
Pennies and old clothes?
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #112 on: Nov 14, 2009, 07:36:27 PM »
...pinche gringo.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #113 on: Nov 14, 2009, 08:32:38 PM »
Business isn't good, but it helps me when I order Udon and Gyoza.

The only gyoza I'd care to eat.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #114 on: Nov 14, 2009, 09:07:01 PM »
I hate cookie dough. Blech.

Give me some pork and shrip Gyoza.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #115 on: Nov 15, 2009, 06:44:05 AM »
DAMN THAT COOKIE DOUGH LOOKS DELICIOUSSSSS

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #116 on: Nov 15, 2009, 08:07:51 AM »
Blech, Women. Kary wanted it too. What does that say about RoUS?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #117 on: Nov 15, 2009, 03:13:34 PM »
"He's better than you."
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #118 on: Nov 15, 2009, 07:49:12 PM »
You would say that, but an impartial judge is always best.

I SAY WE BRING CRAZY JACO HERE TO TELL US IN CAPS WITH A PSYDUCK PICTURE.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #119 on: Nov 15, 2009, 09:20:23 PM »
That gyoza looks soooooooo cute!  Awwww!  ♥