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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #60 on: Oct 09, 2009, 10:10:55 AM »
That made me cry.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #61 on: Oct 09, 2009, 11:25:03 AM »
I don't get it.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #62 on: Oct 09, 2009, 02:55:02 PM »
So Obama won še Nobel Peace Prize for being popular.  I žink he should probably be awarded a Super Bowl ring, a platinum album, and maybe some Academy Awards too, just in case he does something to deserve šem in še future.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #63 on: Oct 09, 2009, 05:20:29 PM »
But you get a super bowl ring for being awesome, not popular.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #64 on: Oct 09, 2009, 11:05:51 PM »
Tom Brady is thrice as awesome as Peyton Manning, so it all works out.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #65 on: Oct 10, 2009, 12:29:50 AM »
When prom comes up, all high schools should announce the Obamas as King and Queen.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #66 on: Oct 10, 2009, 01:45:13 AM »
Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Prize in 1939, granted they withdrew it.  School children also sang songs about him in school and if you opposed him you were black-listed.  True story, look it up.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #67 on: Oct 10, 2009, 01:51:08 AM »
He also only had one nut.


Hitler not Obama.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #68 on: Oct 10, 2009, 07:40:15 AM »
Rama knows everything about who has teh nuts

Did he do this http://www.bme.com/service/samples/tour4.html

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #69 on: Oct 10, 2009, 10:52:32 AM »

I am not clicking that.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #70 on: Oct 11, 2009, 11:31:32 PM »
He also only had one nut.


Hitler not Obama.

Propaganda. Just like Anne Boleyn's polydactylity.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #71 on: Oct 12, 2009, 01:09:18 AM »
Well that's not effective at all. Why would Hitler think telling his people he only had one testicle would help him? That's just crazy.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #72 on: Oct 12, 2009, 03:08:05 AM »
Maybe the other one was Jewish? 

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #73 on: Oct 12, 2009, 05:08:15 AM »
So he roasted one ball? How sadomasochistic yet incredibly kinky. I think I've seen pics on 4chan.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #74 on: Oct 13, 2009, 07:57:43 PM »

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #75 on: Oct 13, 2009, 09:04:28 PM »
I've seen enough of that already.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #76 on: Oct 15, 2009, 02:59:59 AM »
What is that link anyway?

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #77 on: Oct 15, 2009, 11:13:07 AM »
Probably meat spin with the lemon party.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #78 on: Oct 15, 2009, 12:35:43 PM »
Its far far worse than either of those.

Unless you have a really high tolerance for pain. If you have really really really high tolerance for pain then you'll be fine.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #79 on: Oct 16, 2009, 07:13:49 PM »
naked old men? no thanks. i'm more creative than that

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #80 on: Oct 16, 2009, 09:47:30 PM »
Creative enough not to use caps?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #81 on: Oct 17, 2009, 12:46:29 AM »
At least she isn't using all caps.

Wasn't it Crazy Jaco that use to do that?

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #82 on: Oct 17, 2009, 01:13:10 AM »
Yeah. He still does when he's not posting at his home board.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #83 on: Oct 17, 2009, 03:19:17 AM »
IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #84 on: Oct 17, 2009, 11:08:49 AM »
HEY, DON'T KNOCK IT. SURE, I AM A WIERDO AND I COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT I STILL POST IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #85 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:08:03 AM »
You sound like you have Jaco-envy.  Much like penis envy, but not similar at all.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #86 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:09:26 AM »
Less hairs on the shaft.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #87 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:19:17 AM »
Or less shaft for the hair.  Huh?  HUH?   :raiseeyebrow:

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #88 on: Oct 18, 2009, 02:10:54 AM »
Oh Snap!

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #89 on: Oct 18, 2009, 11:19:49 AM »
I have been served. Je suis mort.

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.