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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #30 on: Sep 15, 2009, 03:35:16 PM »
Is that a trombone?

I actually have found myself listening to Taylor Swift and not changing the station. This is surprising to me.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #31 on: Sep 15, 2009, 06:37:17 PM »
What's pissing me off even more than kanye being a piece of shit is the fact that these worthless shitbag youtubers putting a thumbnail of the footage up and then the actual video is them sitting in front of their web cam commenting on the whole thing.

Yeah, I was having that same problem.  Deceitful bitches.

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I wish I was famous already so I could have jumped up on that stage grabbed the mic and said something like "Well that was special, and uh your video was actually even a little better than beyonce's since it ya know, won. Let's hear it for taylor".

But then Beyonce won video of the year.  How can TS be best female vid when another woman wins vid of the year?  These categories are ass.

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Jay Leno skewered him when he tried to blame behavior on grief over the death of his mother.

Kanye did that?  Ha ha, WEAK.

Access Hollywood is showing a clip.  Here's what should've happened:

Jay: What would your mother say about this?
Kanye:  She'd beat my ass.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #32 on: Sep 15, 2009, 06:55:35 PM »
But then Beyonce won video of the year.  How can TS be best female vid when another woman wins vid of the year?  These categories are ass.

Perhaps while her video was quite good enough to be best video, it may not have the qualities that define it as a "female" video.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #33 on: Sep 15, 2009, 07:03:58 PM »
Dude, did I edit you instead of replying?

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #34 on: Sep 15, 2009, 07:34:34 PM »
Maybe.

EDIT: No I edited mine to remove some blank spaces in the quote.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #35 on: Sep 15, 2009, 08:13:38 PM »
I could've sworn I made some crack about the video having a penis, and then I thought maybe I clicked Modify on your post instead of Quote.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #36 on: Sep 15, 2009, 09:20:47 PM »
I don't want to know about a penis.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #37 on: Sep 15, 2009, 10:07:07 PM »
Not even mine?  On a related note, have you seen this pic of Linda Hamilton?

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #38 on: Sep 15, 2009, 10:11:00 PM »
WTF! I used to fap to that. Well, I've replaced her (now completely) with her replacement on TSCC.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #39 on: Sep 16, 2009, 10:42:42 PM »
WOW. I x-rayed a 90 year old woman today who looked better than Linda Hamilton. And who'd have thought Gorgo was a human billboard?
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #40 on: Sep 17, 2009, 12:16:54 AM »
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #41 on: Sep 17, 2009, 12:49:03 AM »
Awesome! A Gorgo reference. Didn't think anyone else would have ever seen that movie.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #42 on: Sep 17, 2009, 01:21:18 AM »
Awesome! A Gorgo reference. Didn't think anyone else would have ever seen that movie.

I haven't. But its in the queue now.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #43 on: Sep 17, 2009, 08:52:25 AM »
Linda is a prime example of why fair-skinned people shouldn't get tans.  She's only 5 years older than me.  :o
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #44 on: Sep 18, 2009, 01:45:32 PM »
The article I got that pic from was all "Linda is going natural and look how great she didn't get Botox.  She looks just like a normal California woman blah blah" and comments were all FTW.  I think she's bi-polar so the booze, drugs, (assuming there was booze and drugs involved) and stress probably Voltron'd with the sun and did it to her.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #45 on: Sep 29, 2009, 04:09:06 PM »
Sadly nothing she says or does can save me from the overload of Jennifer's Body previews that I am drowning in.

Megan Fox can get the fuck out of that movie.

The girl in the glasses can stay though, she's fucking hot.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #46 on: Oct 08, 2009, 03:05:20 AM »
Levi Johnston, dad to Sarah Palin's grandson, to pose in 'Playgirl'

AHAHAHAAHA.  Nekkidness, pistachioness.  There's no end to that boy.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #47 on: Oct 08, 2009, 03:56:52 AM »
I'm pretty sure they'll photograph his end for that issue.

Also, that kid is awesome. Getting the fuck out of that family was the smartest thing he ever did sine knocking up the governor's daughter.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #48 on: Oct 08, 2009, 10:12:51 AM »
How was that smart?  He still brought a kid into this world who now has to live a life of Palinness.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #49 on: Oct 08, 2009, 11:44:34 AM »
That was called a humor. The first part was true, though.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #50 on: Oct 08, 2009, 06:45:36 PM »
That was called a humor.

No it wasn't.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #51 on: Oct 08, 2009, 07:35:58 PM »
Lindsay Lohan looks like she's 55.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #52 on: Oct 08, 2009, 07:42:11 PM »
Robot Chicken had that pegged.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #53 on: Oct 08, 2009, 10:11:37 PM »
I came across a YouTube vid about Lohan oldness when I was posting about the butt implant crap.


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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #54 on: Oct 08, 2009, 10:19:49 PM »
I didn't think she looked too bad until about 2:25.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #56 on: Oct 09, 2009, 12:02:04 AM »
I didn't think she looked too bad until about 2:25.

Well, she's not supposed to look that bad at the beginning.  It shows her overall decline.

Man, that pic that Tom posted is just... good lord.  She's gonna be Linda Hamilton today in less than ten years if she doesn't stop.

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« Reply #57 on: Oct 09, 2009, 12:05:11 AM »
She's beatin Carrie Fisher for fasting aging of a celebrity.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #58 on: Oct 09, 2009, 12:07:26 AM »
I guess Lohan just couldn't take a licking.









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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #59 on: Oct 09, 2009, 09:56:54 AM »
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