Author Topic: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap (Read 31370 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Sep 12, 2009, 11:52:03 PM »

Tina Fey wins Emmy for being Sarah Palin

And that makes six Emmys...

She looks so cute in this photo but it would've been funnier if she'd accepted the award dressed as Sarah Palin.

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B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 05:41:19 PM »

Renamed thread so I wouldn't have a bunch of useless ones floating around. Better to make a catch-all topic.

Ellen replaces Paula Abdul on AI

Granted she can't make it worse, but a comedienne judging a singing contest? Paula is reportedly miffed but it's her own damn fault.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 06:31:20 PM »

Everybody Hates Megan Fox

Some folks from the Transformers set apparently have composed a letter about what an ungrateful trollop Megan Fox is. I believe it. Here's my favorite part:

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The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 08:03:35 PM »

Megan Fox needs to close her goddamn mouth. I swear, every time I see her she's got this "I just got fucked in the ass, look at my teeth, see? I'm grimacing." And when words come out of it, all I hear is stupid, non-acting.

Also, I'm tired of seeing "Rob and Kristen" everywhere. Those two bitches can suck a rail-road spike.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 08:05:41 PM »

Also...

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 08:58:46 PM »

Good, I hope that little bitch becomes a fuck towel for fat balding producers.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 09:10:42 PM »

Which one?

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 09:13:15 PM »

Megan Fox.

I've never seen twilight and may never see it.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 12:14:47 AM »

Sadly nothing she says or does can save me from the overload of Jennifer's Body previews that I am drowning in.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 01:31:18 AM »

Don't get me started on Diablo Cody... That bitch can go choke one of her own thick, foamy farts. Oh wait, that was Juno.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 01:36:28 AM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Sep 13, 2009, 08:03:35 PM

Also, I'm tired of seeing "Rob and Kristen" everywhere. Those two bitches can suck a rail-road spike.

I just want Cedric Diggory to discover combs again. Good lord. I expect birds to come out of his head like in that Family Guy ep where they lived in Peter's beard.

Lisa Turtle fucked up her face!

Lark Voorhees now needs a hockey mask like Jason Voorhees.

Holy shit.

Also attached from that website: some unidentified gal with the worst ass implants EVER.

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Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 01:38:38 AM »

I was unaware that ass implants were real...

And now I know!

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 01:48:09 AM »

It looks like she has to big tumors growing where her ass should be. That just doesn't work.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 02:04:12 AM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Sep 14, 2009, 01:38:38 AM

I was unaware that ass implants were real...

And now I know!

Uh, "oh no"?

Quote from: Rama on Sep 14, 2009, 01:48:09 AM

It looks like she has to big tumors growing where her ass should be. That just doesn't work.

The site was saying if she had a different body, I guess thicker, she could've gotten away with it.

From that same site is this plastic surgeon. She reminds me of something out of a Dr. Seuss book.

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Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 02:10:23 AM »

GAH! HOLY SHIT!

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The site was saying if she had a different body, I guess thicker, she could've gotten away with it.

Maybe. I mean she is a stick white chick, but even then the shape looks wrong.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 02:13:41 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Sep 14, 2009, 02:10:23 AM

GAH! HOLY SHIT!

Cat Lady approves.

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Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 02:24:06 AM »

The first one looks like a Gelfling from the Dark Crystal and this one looks like Ron Pearlman from that Beauty and the Beast show.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 01:28:51 PM »

That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?

I didn't know that.

gwynn · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 07:36:20 PM »

Yea only crazy people get plastic surgery, CRAYZEE PEEPOLE!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 08:19:54 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2009, 01:28:51 PM

That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?

I didn't know that.

I didn't know either until literally several hours before he made that post. I had looked up the series on Wikipedia that afternoon.

Kanye West is gold.

Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech

So does anyone know: was Kanye high or is did he do this to nab Leno ratings tonight? Also, Taylor Swift's face frightens me, but you probably knew that already.

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 08:37:35 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 14, 2009, 08:19:54 PM

Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2009, 01:28:51 PM
That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?

I didn't know that.

I didn't know either until literally several hours before he made that post. I had looked up the series on Wikipedia that afternoon.

Kanye West is gold.

Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech

So does anyone know: was Kanye high or is did he do this to nab Leno ratings tonight? Also, Taylor Swift's face frightens me, but you probably knew that already.

I hope people take the audio byte, "Its not true" and start inserting everywhere.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 09:06:50 PM »

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IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 12:57:51 AM »

What's pissing me off even more than kanye being a piece of shit is the fact that these worthless shitbag youtubers putting a thumbnail of the footage up and then the actual video is them sitting in front of their web cam commenting on the whole thing.

Nobody cares what you think you sad sacks of garbage.

I just want to see the video.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 01:30:49 AM »

Ok I saw it.

God I hate that guy.

It pisses me off to see him running around being a racist piece of shit and no one punching him in the face.

I wish I was famous already so I could have jumped up on that stage grabbed the mic and said something like "Well that was special, and uh your video was actually even a little better than beyonce's since it ya know, won. Let's hear it for taylor".

And then everyone would be collectively sucking my penis in the media about what a great guy I am (and I'd get to bang taylor swift).

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 01:49:08 AM »

It would have been better if you just punch him in the face.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 02:00:48 AM »

Yeah but I probably wouldn't be seated in the front row and wouldn't have time to get there before he escaped.

gwynn · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 05:32:21 AM »

I must have been the only one who thought it was kindof funny, him interrupting Swift.
Also that everyone is doing their predictable "oh the angry black man steals the mic from the poor tiny white girl" reaction
She should have taken it back, or kicked him in the balls. Entertainment requires split second decisions, and I applaud Kanye.
I don't like either of their music, nor do I care about them as people.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 11:13:15 AM »

There's a difference, though: she has class, and he hasn't. He's low rent piece of shit, and the girl showed a lot of poise in not freaking out onstage. And Beyonce got to show her quality when she took the stage later in the show by asking Taylor to come back and finish her acceptance speech. Somebody needs to turn his ass inside out on camera.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 11:26:57 AM »

Jay Leno skewered him when he tried to blame behavior on grief over the death of his mother.

Sam · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 15, 2009, 11:27:53 AM »

Taylor Swift's face looks like it's being sucked into her mouþ.