Author Topic: Merla & Nuri are wet this week! (Read 23854 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:18:37 AM »

You rang?

Rama · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:20:50 AM »

'___'

So is there like a number I could call or something?

Derrick · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:24:14 AM »

Nope, just me. Did you want to do this nude or something? We have a special, screened off room with tasteful art and fine selection of phallic foods. My favorite are the taquitos.

Rama · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:32:47 AM »

So I'm going to get fucked...Hey this is customer support.

Derrick · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:36:05 AM »

We aim to simply make it as comfortable as possible, but I am sorry that we can't alter the outcome. Be glad an American is doing it, those Indians have no tact for intimacy or knowledge of soft-tissue pain thresholds.

Rama · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:41:30 AM »

Oh well that is very nice. Fancy. Could I have a spot of tea first? You know helps me relax and I think that might be a good thing.

Derrick · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:43:28 AM »

But of course. One roofie or two?

Rama · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:44:54 AM »

Oh no thank you. I want to remember this. Have to tell the shrink something you know. Getting a bit mundane in there. Well guess I'll just lay back and think of England.

Derrick · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 12:45:28 AM »

There will always be an England.

Fiero · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 01:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 05, 2009, 12:36:05 AM

We aim to simply make it as comfortable as possible, but I am sorry that we can't alter the outcome. Be glad an American is doing it, those Indians have no tact for intimacy or knowledge of soft-tissue pain thresholds.

Who made the kama sutra? If you had said "those Pakis" instead, it would be believable.

Derrick · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 01:49:08 PM »

We also made the nuclear bomb, can you build one? Don't fucking generalize about cultures.

Fiero · « **Reply #71 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 03:59:26 PM »

Come on . . . really?

Derrick · « **Reply #72 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 09:03:55 PM »

I'm serious. Racism like that has no place on the internet.

Fiero · « **Reply #73 on:** Oct 05, 2009, 10:28:00 PM »

Wait . . . wha- . . . really?

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** Oct 06, 2009, 12:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 05, 2009, 01:45:25 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 05, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
We aim to simply make it as comfortable as possible, but I am sorry that we can't alter the outcome. Be glad an American is doing it, those Indians have no tact for intimacy or knowledge of soft-tissue pain thresholds.

Who made the kama sutra? If you had said "those Pakis" instead, it would be believable.

I thought it was a customer support barb, ergo Indians. Since when has Pakistan ever handled our customer support?

Fiero · « **Reply #75 on:** Oct 06, 2009, 12:55:40 AM »

About the same time as India, IIRC.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Oct 07, 2009, 12:37:45 AM »

Really? I was not aware.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #77 on:** Oct 07, 2009, 05:02:27 PM »

Costa Rica does it too. People like to refer to them as "those puerto ricans"

Rama · « **Reply #78 on:** Oct 07, 2009, 05:36:38 PM »

I just like to keep with uninformed racism and call everyone that lives below the Rio Grande Mexican.

Fiero · « **Reply #79 on:** Oct 07, 2009, 08:46:11 PM »

Did you know the Rio Grande is actually not all that grand? Its pretty tame, actually.

Rama · « **Reply #80 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 12:57:02 AM »

Well I didn't name it.

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 02:30:43 AM »

The Gordita Supreme is also not so supreme or so I'm told. Discuss.

Sam · « **Reply #82 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 11:31:56 AM »

Ðis is still ðe best topic name on the front page. Possibly ever.

Fiero · « **Reply #83 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 11:46:11 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 08, 2009, 02:30:43 AM

The Gordita Supreme is also not so supreme or so I'm told. Discuss.

I refuse on the grounds I haven't had one in at least four years.

Derrick · « **Reply #84 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 07:26:39 PM »

I had the black-jack taco today. The shell was black and they used a Cheddar/Monterey Jack cheese blend. I opted for no jizz sauce. It was delicious.

Fiero · « **Reply #85 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 08:37:11 PM »

I don't think they sell that in Texas.

B E C K · « **Reply #86 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 10:17:03 PM »

Never heard of it.

Derrick · « **Reply #87 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 11:34:26 PM »

It's new. I was coming home from the airport last night @ 1am (long drive from Boston, but there are no late-night flights from Miami to the NE except to Boston) and I was HUNGRY. I know Taco Bells are open late, but alas in the NE they aren't open that late. However, I saw the posters (haven't seen a commercial for it) and so today before the gym I stopped at the local 'Bell and ordered one up. It was delicious!

RI got first dibs at the KFC sandwich that replaced the bun with fried chicken titties. We have wierd fast-food firsts.

B E C K · « **Reply #88 on:** Oct 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM »

Ha ha, that thing disgusts me so.

Rama · « **Reply #89 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 12:02:17 AM »

I saw a Ad on TV for that Black Jack Taco. I'm indifferent about it.