Author Topic: Tiny-ass parrots. (Read 5012 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Sep 09, 2009, 07:25:44 PM »

The world's smallest parrot has been filmed in the wild for the first time.

Adorable. They need to be mass produced and sold as key fobs. Think about it.

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 09, 2009, 07:44:59 PM »

gwynn · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 09, 2009, 08:08:39 PM »

I didn't really get a comparison there, so how small are they, bumblebee sized?

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 09, 2009, 08:11:27 PM »

Did you see the second vid on that page? The guy's holding one and it's about the size of his thumb.

gwynn · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 09, 2009, 08:16:00 PM »

I wonder if I can get a whole hive of them to pollinate my tomatoes.

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 09, 2009, 10:49:48 PM »

Pollinate them with adorableness.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 12:20:34 AM »

They look delicious! Deep fry them pop them in a tub and sell them with a side of Mashed Potatoes and Cole Slaw and you got a deal!

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 02:09:45 AM »

"pop them in a tub"

wha?

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 02:31:40 AM »

Like the tubs KFC uses.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »

Cute, but too fragile for our house. We need something big to cuddle with the other critters, like a giant New Guinea rat. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/07/giant.rat.papua/index.html

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 01:45:51 PM »

That rat needs to...oh god I just now realized what's going on in the dalaran sewers.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 02:46:49 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 10, 2009, 02:09:45 AM

"pop them in a tub"

wha?

A chicken bucket. Though what you're implying is far, far funnier.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 03:13:46 PM »

ass parrots.

that is all.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 10, 2009, 05:02:41 PM »

Ass parrots for butt pirates.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 11, 2009, 12:31:12 AM »

Boo, squawking penises.

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 11, 2009, 05:39:27 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 11, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

Vagina = Cracker
Polly = uh... j00 ??
Pot of Gold = ??
Smee = ??
Hook = Fisting
I = Am now lost

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 11, 2009, 08:14:40 PM »

Profit?

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 12, 2009, 04:30:24 PM »

The Jolly Roger = ??
The Lost Boys = Gang Bang
Wendy = Runs away from Doug.
That Crocodile That Eats Hook = ??

Spanish Doubloons = Profit

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 02:06:02 PM »

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The Lost Boys = Gang Bang

All I can see now is Kiefer Sutherland being assaulted by a bunch of big burly men in prison orange.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 13, 2009, 04:28:29 PM »

If that's what works, don't fight it.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 14, 2009, 12:42:32 AM »

Well I wouldn't say it's working. I mean I can't look away, but it's only a semi-chub at best. I don't know...maybe if I throw in Alex Winter it might do it for me.