Author Topic: Because I have no morals (Read 46452 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #120 on:** Nov 14, 2004, 08:27:29 PM »

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Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?

And a hot redheaded girlfriend that she would move large square blocks back and forth with.

blanktoe · « **Reply #121 on:** Nov 15, 2004, 01:11:03 AM »

SPIDER-BABE THE MOVIE!!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #122 on:** Nov 15, 2004, 01:29:03 AM »

YAY FOR PORN!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #123 on:** Nov 15, 2004, 08:33:27 AM »

THIS Lara Parker

I found a ginormous boob picture of her, but the site has Loadblock on links. <_< Gotta C & P.

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/a1ilji1l/angel-a.jpg

blanktoe · « **Reply #124 on:** Nov 15, 2004, 11:44:35 AM »

I wouldn't hit it

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #125 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 08:08:33 AM »

Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #126 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 11:05:48 AM »

Damn right. Natural beauty is always best. Kary's hot, and doesn't wear makeup. ^_^

blanktoe · « **Reply #127 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 11:28:59 AM »

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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.

I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!

Fiero · « **Reply #128 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 12:20:21 PM »

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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!

You're looking at her eyes? Are you even a man?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #129 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 01:22:56 PM »

Most guys I know would be crediting their own attributes for the big eyes.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #130 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 02:11:34 PM »

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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
You're looking at her eyes? Are you even a man?

Obviusly he's not, since he's judging a woman by her appearance.

Dumbass.

blanktoe · « **Reply #131 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 06:26:34 PM »

Why do I have to be a dumbass?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #132 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 09:08:31 PM »

Well, someone has to be.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #133 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 09:19:32 PM »

3 DAYS TILL THE PREMIERE OF SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS-THE MOVIEE!

Fiero · « **Reply #134 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 09:48:12 PM »

One of the Burger Kings downtown had a huge blown-up SB sitting on it with it's legs hanging over the side.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #135 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 11:01:37 PM »

Does he have a giant sponge dong?

blanktoe · « **Reply #136 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 11:14:28 PM »

no! Sponge bob is asexual DUH!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #137 on:** Nov 17, 2004, 01:01:55 AM »

Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.

Fiero · « **Reply #138 on:** Nov 17, 2004, 08:15:33 AM »

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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.

He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there. Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #139 on:** Nov 17, 2004, 08:26:42 AM »

Well, there's a tie-in:

"Today" brand contraceptive sponges, now in fun new Spongebob shapes!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #140 on:** Nov 17, 2004, 10:45:45 AM »

I think the Partick ones would be the worst.

B E C K · « **Reply #141 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 12:33:49 AM »

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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there. Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.

HAHAHA! EW!

Bitch · « **Reply #142 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 01:00:15 AM »

Don't forget that long, phallic nose of his. He even plays with it during the intro. It's disgusting.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #143 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 08:39:44 AM »

Brings a whole 'nother dimension to face-sitting.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #144 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 09:42:26 AM »

you all wish you were as cool as spongebob!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #145 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 10:19:42 AM »

Isn't he the biggest dork in Bikini bottom?

Guest · « **Reply #146 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 10:42:34 AM »

no, everybody love him

Bitch · « **Reply #147 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 01:09:35 PM »

But everyone calls him a dork. Mr. Krabs even called him lame. And he's Mr. Krabs!

Fiero · « **Reply #148 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 07:16:19 PM »

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no, everybody love him

Guests don't get to say shit. DIE GUEST!

Oh yeah, *stabs guest*

B E C K · « **Reply #149 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:20:42 PM »

Yeah, Bitch has a point. That Mr. Krabs knows where it's at.