Author Topic: Because I have no morals (Read 46568 times)

MegatronYES · « **Reply #91 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 02:22:28 AM »

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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.

I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.

I'll let you all see them for a dollar.

You wacky and alluring homosexuals!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #92 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 08:34:32 AM »

Great. And I made it through the whole summer without a single he-boobie sighting. :angry:

B E C K · « **Reply #93 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 12:49:14 AM »

I didn't... but then again this whole city's fat. He-tits abound.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #94 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 08:22:01 AM »

no the whole city, the whole country!

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 08:03:14 PM »

Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.

Fiero · « **Reply #96 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 08:21:58 PM »

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Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.

So is Dallas, in fact, we have some of the most well-fed homeless folk as well. Not only do we keep ourselves fat, we keep our bums fat, too.

B E C K · « **Reply #97 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 09:47:23 PM »

I wish my manager at work was a little more cut-throat in concern to the homeless. They just keep coming in, all irate and crazed, and she feeds them anyway so they come back.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #98 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 11:05:39 PM »

Damn, you guys are so weak. America invented rat poison and doculax for a reason.

B E C K · « **Reply #99 on:** Nov 07, 2004, 10:38:56 PM »

I don't wanna poison people, I just want them to go starve somewhere unseen.

Bitch · « **Reply #100 on:** Nov 07, 2004, 11:48:29 PM »

So... pretend to cut your finger while handling their food, and don't bother washing it off?

gwynn · « **Reply #101 on:** Nov 08, 2004, 10:20:10 AM »

thats a treat for homeless vampires

B E C K · « **Reply #102 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 01:32:19 AM »

Exactly! I don't want to give out snacks to homeless vampires!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #103 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:52:04 AM »

You reminded me of something I did when I was 6 - after both MLK & Robert Kennedy were asassinated, it didn't occur to me that they were killed because of who they were. I just figured that if people like those guys with guards & crowds around them all the time got killed, ordinary folk were doomed. So being a Dark Shadows & vampire junkie, I took all the crosses & Bibles out of my room, took the screen off my window & left it open in the hopes that a vampire would come in & get me so I wouldn't have to worry anymore.

Unfortunately, this was Brownsville in June, so all that came in was a baby possum. My grandfather had to chase it out of a closet and I got in trouble for taking the screen off.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #104 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:55:06 AM »

You were into Dark Shadows at age 6?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #105 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 12:15:32 PM »

God, yes. I still have the soundtrack record & some of the books. Wish I hadn't lost my Barnabas ring.

And I still think Lara Parker (Angelique) is one of the most gorgeous women ever to grace the planet. :wub:

B E C K · « **Reply #106 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 12:07:25 AM »

Possums are totally cute!

gwynn · « **Reply #107 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 12:50:08 PM »

i think i had a cousin who had a bunch of pet opossums in tiny cages, he showed me once how he liked to throw things at them and make them angry, i secretly wished they got out and ripped his face off.
They are vicious ugly buggers in daylight.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #108 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 03:25:33 PM »

A cat's first sighting of a possum (at a safe distance, mind you) is hilarious. I had one that went completely rigid with all her fur sticking out - I could have scrubbed a pot with her.

I know she was thinking "giant rat."

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #109 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:23:34 PM »

The only possums I've seen have been on the side of the road.

B E C K · « **Reply #110 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:39:53 PM »

At our old house there was a small one that would come by and snack on the outdoor cat's food. Cutest thing ever.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #111 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:46:12 PM »

There's a raccoon living under our garage.

I can see it through the window in the laundry room. Not right now, but if I wanted get up and look through the window... it probably wouldn't be here right now.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #112 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:56:18 PM »

Them's good eatin.

B E C K · « **Reply #113 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 11:23:58 PM »

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #114 on:** Nov 12, 2004, 11:24:03 AM »

This past summer, I saw a new dead armadillo practically every morning due to lack of rain.

They would go out looking for water at dusk.

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Nov 12, 2004, 11:40:21 PM »

It took years of living here before I ever saw a live armadillo in the "wild". He was walking around like the pimp of the forrest.

Fiero · « **Reply #116 on:** Nov 13, 2004, 12:19:35 AM »

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Lara Parker

Peter Parker + Lois Lane?

B E C K · « **Reply #117 on:** Nov 13, 2004, 01:26:51 AM »

Peter Parker + Lara Croft

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #118 on:** Nov 13, 2004, 10:56:48 AM »

Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?

Fiero · « **Reply #119 on:** Nov 13, 2004, 05:54:38 PM »

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Lara Parker
Peter Parker + Lois Lane?

What the fuck was I thinking?

Author Topic: Because I have no morals (Read 46568 times)

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