Author Topic: Because I have no morals (Read 46532 times)

Faye · « **Reply #60 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 08:24:04 AM »

that was me

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #61 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 08:38:54 AM »

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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.

Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging. If you tan, you're screwed.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #62 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 09:20:55 AM »

And we all know she does. German Skin crisps!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #63 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 09:23:32 AM »

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German Skin crisps!

Is this the infamous Holocaust Curse I've heard about? :huh:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #64 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 09:26:45 AM »

I don't know. Would be a funny form of Karma, though.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #65 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:08:35 AM »

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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.

Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging. If you tan, you're screwed.

they had some dermatologists over the other day at the chamber offices and they were checking the sun damage on your skin, and they said i have little to nothing. note that i never use sunblock nor suntan lotion. she said my skin is really good because its tanned:-D
besides, my mom is 44 and her skin is like a baby's skin, not even one wrinkle:-D

Bitch · « **Reply #66 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:11:48 AM »

So how much did she spend on the surgery?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #67 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:43:57 AM »

ZING!!!

Considering my hair colour, anything other than porcelain-pale skin would make me look extremely odd. :wacko: I've seen tanned girls who dye their hair red - not good if one wants to resemble anything human.

BWAHA!!! This is fucking hilarious!!!

Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D. Current events leaving me in a general "fuck the world" mood, I wore an above-the-knee black shirt, 3" heeled red pumps and a horizontally-striped black & white knit top that my buddy Michael calls my best tip top (bartending term for shirt that inspires guys to tip well). I put a red jacket on over it because I have a meeting today, but took it off at lunch while no one's here.

So I'm walking up the hall, a guy from claims is walking in my direction toward the men's room and RUNS INTO THE WALL.

blanktoe · « **Reply #68 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 01:49:11 PM »

I would ask for pictures but I'm too depressed to care.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #69 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 02:12:09 PM »

Rent "The Audition".

Pretend the guy in the bag is Bush, especially when she slooowly shoves the needle through his tongue & saws his foot off with piano wire & flings it against the wall.

Max Con · « **Reply #70 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 03:41:11 PM »

Pictures, dammit. PICTURES!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #71 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 06:37:21 PM »

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So how much did she spend on the surgery?

none whatsoever, she doesnt need them she just have wonderful skin. shes gooorgeous

Bitch · « **Reply #72 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 07:03:37 PM »

So she bathes in the blood of virgins? I hear virgin blood is great for old bag skin.

B E C K · « **Reply #73 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:05:56 AM »

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Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D.

Naturally? I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #74 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:56:54 AM »

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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
dude you ARE stupid. i jus though u were faking it a little, u know, like Jessica "supposedly" fakes it

True story:

Jessica sits at the computer shortly after I had been to the Sphere and had busied myself with soemthing else, thus effectively diverting my attention. She sees this line and begins laughing the psychotic laugh that she always does and asks me "what I've been talking to people on the internet about" while being all annoying/playful. :rolleyes:

Then I fucked her.

She makes a point of making an exagerrated fake, as a contribution to the joke. I didn't think it was very funny, but know I kind of do.

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:28:31 AM »

I was wonder what the hell a Jessica was. Is this the same Jessica asdfghjkl-what's-his-name mentioned before?

Guest · « **Reply #76 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 09:27:34 AM »

jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #77 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:02:08 AM »

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Naturally? I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...

I also have a good-sized rib cage. Generously-endowed women abound in my family, but short ones do not. My aunt was the champ with 44 double-D's, but she was almost 5' 10" as well. I'm the runt of the last 3 generations of litters.

I would have reconstructive surgery if necessary, which I hope never happens, but I'm too much of a chicken to get sawed on for purely cosmetic purposes. :huh:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #78 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:14:06 AM »

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jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris

No, they really are dumb. Ever hear someone other than their momma (Paris's parent's have said nothing) say the contrary? No.

And Paris is constantly putting out sex tapes, THAT'S REAL FUCKIN SMART!

blanktoe · « **Reply #79 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:22:43 AM »

and they both supported Bush!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #80 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:24:05 AM »

Which just proves American Idiocy. ^_^

The new revolution is gonna start soon.

blanktoe · « **Reply #81 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:28:02 AM »

I get first dibs on the Bush girls!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #82 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:50:07 AM »

Buwhahahaha.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #83 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:33:17 PM »

Damn you Toe, for your speedy calls. :angry:

blanktoe · « **Reply #84 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 02:37:03 PM »

You can have Cheney's daughter. I heard she's into chicks too.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #85 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 03:27:01 PM »

Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters".

Her thighs wept with delight....

Phagey · « **Reply #86 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:45:48 PM »

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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.

I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage

Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.

I'll let you all see them for a dollar.

blanktoe · « **Reply #87 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 06:06:39 PM »

Damn all I have is a 5! Got change?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 07:49:51 PM »

I dunno if you wanna see his change.

blanktoe · « **Reply #89 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 09:39:17 PM »

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Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters".

Her thighs wept with delight....

I need to go find the Cliffnotes version.

Author Topic: Because I have no morals (Read 46532 times)

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