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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #30 on: Nov 07, 2009, 04:54:10 PM »
I know this great website that has everything.

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Don't tell anyone else. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #31 on: Nov 07, 2009, 06:35:27 PM »
Not good enough!   :mad:

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #32 on: Nov 07, 2009, 11:56:30 PM »
It never is.

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #33 on: Nov 08, 2009, 05:34:18 PM »
Go back to choking your alien.

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #34 on: Nov 08, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »
Is that what you call it? I call it masturbation, but to each their own.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #35 on: Nov 09, 2009, 01:31:34 AM »
Oddly enough I call masturbation "Choking the Alien" and then from time to time when they come into my room and attempt to give me anal probe I literally choke them. Think you are going to come in and do that without at least taking me Mini-golfing? No way mister.

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Re: Carrie Prejean! Digivolve to Carrie Suejean!
« Reply #36 on: Nov 10, 2009, 07:21:08 PM »
A whole site could be written chronicling the sundry and various expressions that represent chicken choking.
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Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you