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Donatello Gets Screwed
« on: Aug 30, 2009, 02:11:11 AM »
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:lmao:

Kinda adds to the funny that Raph sounds like Don and Don sounds like Kermit.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #1 on: Aug 30, 2009, 06:22:27 AM »
What bothers me the most about that is that they used the 2K3 Splinter design and not the old brown 80s Splinter, since the turtles were obviously supposed to be the 80s ones.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30, 2009, 10:11:39 AM »
I saw in parenthesis (Read 5 times) at the top of this thread and though it was an instruction not an information.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30, 2009, 11:04:20 AM »
Splinter wanting to bang Leonardo reminded me some of the wierd stuff on 4chan.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30, 2009, 12:01:42 PM »
Yeah, it would.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #5 on: Aug 30, 2009, 06:04:34 PM »
Eww 4chan.

It was just announced today that there'll be a new arcade style Turtles game for the DS. Nobody probably cares except me.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #6 on: Aug 31, 2009, 11:50:21 PM »
I'll care years from now when I decide on a whim to buy a DS and a random game.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #7 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:19:13 AM »
That was funny.  I smiled.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #8 on: Sep 01, 2009, 07:17:56 AM »
This one's by the same people but admittedly less funny.  I still chuckled tho:

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #9 on: Sep 01, 2009, 03:06:20 PM »
"flower vaginas".
That is all.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #10 on: Sep 01, 2009, 06:01:45 PM »
Eww 4chan.

It was just announced today that there'll be a new arcade style Turtles game for the DS. Nobody probably cares except me.

I care. Also I heard it might be a port of Turtles in Time that was released recently for XBLA.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #11 on: Sep 01, 2009, 07:18:20 PM »
Nope! It'll be a new game, I hear there are pics in the latest Nintendo Power magazine but noone has yet to post said pics on the interwebs.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #12 on: Sep 01, 2009, 07:58:37 PM »
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #13 on: Sep 02, 2009, 01:14:58 AM »

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #14 on: Sep 02, 2009, 03:48:08 AM »
Oh, that looks like a fun little game.  But then again, I haven't played a Turtles game since like 1995.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #15 on: Sep 02, 2009, 12:50:20 PM »
When I opened the page it showed some Clone Wars game for a few seconds. WTF Amazon?
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #16 on: Sep 06, 2009, 03:21:39 PM »
Here is my ode to the TMNT universe for the month of September.


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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #17 on: Sep 08, 2009, 10:58:09 AM »
This piece is made of sophistication and excellence.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #18 on: Sep 08, 2009, 01:34:44 PM »
Neato.  For a sec, I was all "Ho ho, he's giving Ch'rell the finger"...

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #19 on: Sep 08, 2009, 01:57:34 PM »
By the same folks as the OT vid: <a href="
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #20 on: Sep 08, 2009, 07:41:41 PM »
Duck bail made me laugh.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #21 on: Sep 09, 2009, 07:23:11 AM »
I think the sad funniest part is that if Scrooge died, that shit would've happened.  Donald can't take care of shit and Scrooge was the only one who could keep those reckless boys in line.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #22 on: Sep 09, 2009, 04:48:10 PM »
Launchpad might have been able to do it, but I don't think he wanted to listen to those whiny brats for that much time.
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #23 on: Sep 09, 2009, 07:14:18 PM »
Launchpad is a free spirit, he doesn't want to be tied down.  Besides, he had a sweet gig lined up with Drake Mallard and no way did Scrooge leave him enough coin to make his staying in Duckburg worthwhile.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #24 on: Sep 10, 2009, 12:26:12 AM »
I just don't know why Darkwing Duck's pilot and sidekick is always hanging out with Mr.Mallard all the time. It just doesn't make any sense. Oh well...I guess we will never know the reason for it.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #25 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:12:13 AM »
So one thing I never got around to figuring out is this: What happened first, DWD or DT (awoohoooh)?
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #26 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:28:01 AM »
Duck Tales I believe.  Since GizmoDuck got his suit in Duck Tales and later showed up in Darkwing Duck.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #27 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:43:00 PM »
Duck Tales did.

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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #28 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:44:24 PM »
When did Gwynn get mad art skills?
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Re: Donatello Gets Screwed
« Reply #29 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:48:59 PM »
I'm fairly certain Gwynn's always had mad art skills, even before she first arrived at my board.