Author Topic: Was someone here talking about Miley Cyrus Poledancing? (Read 11986 times)

Fiero · « **on:** Aug 17, 2009, 10:12:04 PM »

I can't find the thread. I am so fucking confused right now because I swear it was on this forums.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 10:34:05 PM »

...supply pics next time, jackass.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 10:34:46 PM »

OMG I'm afcuking idiot

http://roflrazzi.com/2009/08/17/celebrity-pictures-miley-cyrus-new-career/

Pardon me while I go shoot myself in the other foot.

joe · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 12:06:27 AM »

So, I didn't see this. Was she actually pole dancing, or was she just dancing and squatting while next to a pole? Because there's a not-so-subtle difference. I'm guessing the latter and people are jus' makin' a mountain outta this here molehill.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 12:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 18, 2009, 12:06:27 AM

So, I didn't see this. Was she actually pole dancing, or was she just dancing and squatting while next to a pole? Because there's a not-so-subtle difference. I'm guessing the latter and people are jus' makin' a mountain outta this here molehill.

The video I saw did not have pole dancing. It does have pole touching.

< - I suggest you turn the volume all the way down.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 01:13:30 AM »

I try not to talk about Miley Cyrus if I can help it.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM »

Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 09:15:30 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM

Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

She's not the greatest looking girl, but if I hear the pics are out there, I'll take a gander.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 02:28:23 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM

Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

Move to LA to become an actor, no stable reationships, working at the Cheesecake factory... now this?

gwynn · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 03:47:05 PM »

Can we all just stop this "when she turns 18 I'll hit it" stuff, what are we all in our late 20s here?
I personally have just upped my possible significant other age minimum to 26. Maximum i guess is 32?

Fiero · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 03:52:17 PM »

No, we cannot stop it because we are all disgusting perverts.

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 04:18:47 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Aug 18, 2009, 03:47:05 PM

Can we all just stop this "when she turns 18 I'll hit it" stuff, what are we all in our late 20s here?
I personally have just upped my possible significant other age minimum to 26. Maximum i guess is 32?

In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers.

So yeah, 18 means nothing to me now. Just convincing Kary that a 16 yearold is better than someone our own age will be a problem.

Sam · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 05:08:38 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM

Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.

gwynn · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 06:28:10 PM »

^^^^^
I'd hit that.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 06:41:00 PM »

I would too. Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez, too.

gwynn · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 06:55:08 PM »

You'd have sex with Sam too?

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 07:05:37 PM »

...depends on if he shaves his ass or not. I'm not navigating around dingleberries.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 08:53:56 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 18, 2009, 04:18:47 PM

In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers.

Yeah, but not on school/weeknights

As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 09:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 18, 2009, 08:53:56 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 18, 2009, 04:18:47 PM
In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers.

Yeah, but not on school/weeknights

As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.

It didn't seem anywhere close at all to me. She just touched the pole for a few seconds. She was closer to shitting on ice cream then she was to pole dancing.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 10:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 18, 2009, 08:53:56 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 18, 2009, 04:18:47 PM
In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers.

Yeah, but not on school/weeknights

As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.

Actually, that was the problem. A 16-yearold was working as a stripper after 11pm (the cutoff for under 18 employment in the state for every day of the week) and she was being asked to work after the curfew. She complained and the case was brought up, and it was ruled that the only law broken was her working after 11pm. I don't see why you need to be at a stripclub after 11pm anyways.

joe · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 02:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Aug 18, 2009, 05:08:38 PM

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM
Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.

Give this man a medal.

Miley Cyrus is a goblin. She lives in a hollowed out old log and subsists on a diet of mushrooms and small woodland creatures.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 04:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 19, 2009, 02:59:05 PM

Quote from: Sam on Aug 18, 2009, 05:08:38 PM
Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM
Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.

Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.

Give this man a medal.

Miley Cyrus is a goblin. She lives in a hollowed out old log and subsists on a diet of mushrooms and small woodland creatures.

She eats animals? I'm not okay with that. Miley, we're through.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 07:40:15 PM »

Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 08:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 19, 2009, 07:40:15 PM

Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.

My opinion was mostly untrue. She can eat this snake I have.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 08:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 19, 2009, 07:40:15 PM

Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.

That's nothing special, Steve Irwin would, too.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 10:35:11 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 18, 2009, 02:28:23 PM

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2009, 04:03:22 AM
Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Move to LA to become an actor, no stable reationships, working at the Cheesecake factory... now this?

I recently deflowered my barely legal girlfriend of one month. Actually she's 20 (just turned) but I still don't want to watch that little disney hillbilly pole dance.

The sticking a thumb in her ass thing has potential though.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 19, 2009, 10:39:31 PM »

She could make much more money offering that.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »

It amazes me that she has a singing career, the voice isn't much.

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 18, 2009, 08:53:56 PM

As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.

Yeah, close enough to be trashy. Her and Vanessa Hoebag. Yuck. But my opinion can't mean much. I saw Law & Order the other night and Judith Light got me kinda tingly.

The D · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 06:56:32 PM »

Grabbing a pole is one step from humping it. She'll get there eventually, once she turns 20 and is too old to work for disney anymore.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 25, 2009, 06:42:52 PM »

Maybe she'll remake Showgirls and it'll destroy her career like it did Elizabeth Berkley's. And when I say "maybe", I actually mean "hopefully".