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Bernie Birthday Thread!
« on: Aug 09, 2009, 08:26:21 PM »
Bernie always gets sidelined by real life, but whenever she comes back she can see this.   :stickdance:

:happybirthday:

I think she's on the 10th like my late grandma and Brian Drummond.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 09, 2009, 09:59:58 PM »
Merry Birthday Berns!! I'll catch you around here again someday.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 09, 2009, 10:27:55 PM »
Hmm, was looking through threads and found this one: http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=20.0

Her b-day appears to be the 12th.   ;D

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 09, 2009, 11:21:49 PM »
:: Puts on that old silk hat that he found ::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 10, 2009, 04:02:00 AM »
::Begins to dance around::

Happy Birthday!

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 10, 2009, 06:19:13 AM »
I like Bernie.

Have an icecream hotdog.


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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 10, 2009, 10:25:04 AM »
Is that real?!

Where can I get it!?

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 10, 2009, 04:03:21 PM »
Thank you!  ;D  And yep, it's Wednesday.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 10, 2009, 04:31:56 PM »
They just made me sleepy when I was one them. But I had  to have special pills cause I have a family history of diabetes. They actually weren't the best pills for my problem, but  I havn't taken them in years.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 11, 2009, 01:25:59 AM »
The ice cream on that hd looks kinda freaky.  Look at the ends, it's like it's still in the plastic.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 11, 2009, 06:00:26 AM »
Is that real?!

Where can I get it!?
They sell them at Fenway Stadium. It's an ice cream dog on a vanilla spongecake and then smothered in sundae toppings.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 11, 2009, 06:32:37 AM »
The ice cream on that hd looks kinda freaky.  Look at the ends, it's like it's still in the plastic.


That's cause it comes in a casing like a real hotdog.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 11, 2009, 06:48:15 AM »
There is no casing on it when served, it's flash frozen in it, and then removed.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 11, 2009, 12:25:00 PM »
So they wrap you ice cream in pig intestines?

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 11, 2009, 03:17:16 PM »
Sounds delicious.



























No, wait, sounds terrible.  Yeah, that was the word.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM »
Christ, I'm never around for these things.

[late]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/late]
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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 11, 2009, 11:29:36 PM »
So they wrap you ice cream in pig intestines?
The kosher ones use cow. They have a better snap.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 12, 2009, 10:54:21 AM »
Ice cream boudin - something I'm sure the Houston rodeo food court will have sooner or later along with the deep-fried Snickers bars.
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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 12, 2009, 01:47:06 PM »
Are you telling me hotdog casings are intestines? This is news.
I dont really care, and it wouldn't make me stop eating them, but I guess thats gross or something.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 12, 2009, 01:51:10 PM »
Traditionally, yes.  Most of those you get in a store aren't even in a casing.
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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #20 on: Aug 12, 2009, 03:14:52 PM »
Boudin is still in the casing.  Some people eat it.  Intestines were also once used as condoms.

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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 12, 2009, 06:18:27 PM »
Are you telling me hotdog casings are intestines? This is news.
I dont really care, and it wouldn't make me stop eating them, but I guess thats gross or something.
Only if the sausage is labelled 'natural casing'. Otherwise, it's a gelatin casing, though most hot dogs lack a casing.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Bernie Birthday Thread!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 12, 2009, 11:22:51 PM »
Sheep intestines were used as weiner casings/condoms. Makes perfect sense.
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