Author Topic: Bilbo Baggins? (Read 16262 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Aug 09, 2009, 04:25:46 PM »

Daniel Radcliffe? David Tennant? Vote on the best star for 'The Hobbit'

Who should it be?

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 09, 2009, 04:53:11 PM »

Oh, and I also stumbled here:

http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/

for the first time looking up LOTR stuff. I've never been to this site before, but it has some funny stuff. The He-Man vid they embedded in their front page is hilarious.

Here's their LOTR vid:

<a href="

feature=fvw">How LOTR Should Have Ended[/url]

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 09, 2009, 11:40:07 PM »

How about Ian Holm and not totally fuck it up. As many people as possible should reprise their roles from LOTRs.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 10, 2009, 01:01:29 AM »

Agreed, Bilbo was old in the hobbit.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 10, 2009, 09:35:36 PM »

Well, he wasn't old...Bilbo was the same age in the Hobbit as Frodo was in LOTR. 50ish, I think. So they already skewed that by casting Frodo way too young with Elijah Wood. But Ian Holm may be a little too old to play the role...there's a lot of stuff he'd have to do, and requiring him to physically execute might be asking a lot of him. Then again, they could always CGI him in there.

joe · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 10, 2009, 10:23:41 PM »

There's only one actor who makes sense to cast in this role, and that actor is Tobey Maguire.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 01:39:58 AM »

Spider-Hobbit.

As for Holm, he could always have stunt Hobbits.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 04:59:20 AM »

I should play bilbo. I have a sting replica in my car that I drive around with at all times. It glows blue whenever bad tippers draw near.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 05:11:03 AM »

I'm very disturbed as to why you have a glowing blue Gordon Sumner replica in your car. Doesn't he take up a seat you could use for another passenger?

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 05:47:31 AM »

I am very disturbed that someone with an advanced degree is worried about tippers.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 03:04:57 PM »

These are indeed tough times.

joe · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 10:31:38 PM »

I thought IDE was a Midnight Cowboy?

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 11, 2009, 11:27:56 PM »

No, he works at the Cheesecake Factory.

Insert Laugh Here

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 12:39:08 AM »

Bilbo... Teabaggins. Sandbaggins. Handbaggins. Carpetbaggins.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 11:24:45 AM »

Dildo Bugger - "Bored of the Rings".

joe · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 03:11:22 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 11, 2009, 11:27:56 PM

No, he works at the Cheesecake Factory.

Shouldn't it be the Beefcake Factory? You know, since he's such a beefcake?

Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaah...

Seriously, I have no idea what he looks like, but he's always talking about how he's a future movie star who's constantly getting laid, and I'm pretty sure Rama's mentioned more than once that IDE's a sexy muscleman and that he'd totally do him or something. I can't remember the specifics.

This is how I picture him:

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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 03:15:45 PM »

He is one impressive red X from what I've heard.

joe · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 03:38:52 PM »

You kidding? ImageShack, you have failed me. How shall TinyPic fare?

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 04:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 12, 2009, 03:11:22 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 11, 2009, 11:27:56 PM
No, he works at the Cheesecake Factory.

Shouldn't it be the Beefcake Factory? You know, since he's such a beefcake?

Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaah...

We already covered that one.

joe · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 06:14:20 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 06:21:48 PM »

IDE never posts pics, something Faye did. But then I never post pics and I consider myself quite attractive.

I don't work at the Cheesecake factory, however, so I am not a Gay.

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 06:26:52 PM »

I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of you cosplaying Miroku from Inuyasha.

...unless that was a sham!?

Faye was pretty hot to trot, as I recall.

Wasn't Sam hooking up with her for a while there?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 12, 2009, 11:26:42 PM »

There have been several pics of IDE posted publically over the years. I've seen one with a Conan sword, once as a luchadore, another dressed as some samurai-thing, and one while dressed as the Duffman. And that doesn't even take the infamous hooraygoldengod.gif into account.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 13, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 12, 2009, 06:26:52 PM

Wasn't Sam hooking up with her for a while there?

Then he needs to be tested. Peruvians are a dirty people, especially slutty ones that holiday in Singapore. She's a class-2 CDC threat!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 13, 2009, 09:38:18 AM »

A friend recently divorced her financier husband who was living in Singapore most of the year after a detective got a tape of him getting a gargle from a teenage-looking hooker on the street. His buddy was also recording it on his phone. That was about the mildest thing she got a report on. The guy shat money and could buy all sorts of entertainment.

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 13, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »

...was it a Kathoey? They have those over there.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 05:06:23 AM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 12, 2009, 06:26:52 PM

I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of you cosplaying Miroku from Inuyasha.

...unless that was a sham!?

Yeah, him and Kary were both in it. I've also seen pics of IDE but I recall the ones I saw being a bit on the fuzzy side.

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 06:44:16 AM »

Yeah, I've never seen a clear one myself.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 08:08:27 AM »

I remember the "sword in the face" one. I don't think he wants us to be able to identify and blackmail him once he's famous.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 12:26:43 PM »

Wait...you people might do that? Aw shit.