Author Topic: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Read 16596 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:30:06 PM »

Apparently Dumbledore dies!

"Alas, your Professor Dumbledore did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."

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Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:35:51 PM »

HOLY SHIT! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE?!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:36:16 PM »

!

Although if I had just eaten an earwax Bertie Botts, I'd want to be shot too.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:38:30 PM »

Who is Bertie Botts?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:40:46 PM »

Many-Flavoured Beans! That was the reaction shot to his eating an earwax one in the first movie.

Yes, I've seen it more than once. Alan Rickman is in it.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:45:20 PM »

Oh, I remember now. I need to catch up on those movies. I stopped after the third one I think.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:52:16 PM »

Merla and I tried showing them to my dad and I think he would actually go brain dead during parts of it. I wanted to see his reaction for Goblet of Fire but I was so sleepy I literally fell asleep at the beginning and woke up to see the other two schools leaving Hogwarts. But at least it was in time to counter Hermione's "every's going to be different now" line mathingy with "There'll be hair where there was no hair before."

I wish Snape looked more like Hans Gruber. Not younger, I mean facial hair wise.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 08:43:26 PM »

My youtube video of spoiling Voldemort kills snape has reached some absurd amount of views.

I wonder if there will ever be something as good to spoil as harry potter again...

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 10:38:25 PM »

Wait Dumbledore dies?!? Where is the fucking spoiler tags man!!!!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 06:01:05 AM »

Yeah, and Darth Vader is Luke's Father, the trees were the culprit in the Happening, they were all dead in the Hours, and yes Shia LaBeouf is gay.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 08:50:13 AM »

Do Dorothy & Toto ever get back home?

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 11:31:15 AM »

Well at least no one told me the ending of the Crying Game. I still have that.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »

Did anyone else see Emma Watson's sexy panties? I know some labelled them 'granny panties', but honestly anyone with a body like that can wear panties like that.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 06:46:54 AM »

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they were all dead in the Hours

The Hours or the Others? Because one has Virginia Woolf and the other doesn't.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 09:44:25 AM »

The one with Nicole Kidman. I saw it on TNT one day.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 01:14:27 PM »

The Others then.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:29:09 PM »

Well shoot myself for not seeing this thread before I posted in the other thread.

And I see Tom's taken my place as the creepy member of the board.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:54:28 PM »

The balance must always be maintained.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 01:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 11, 2009, 09:44:25 AM

The one with Nicole Kidman. I saw it on TNT one day.

They both have Nicole Kidman.

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jul 11, 2009, 02:29:09 PM

And I see Tom's taken my place as the creepy member of the board.

Don't worry. He won't ever take your place.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 12:15:50 AM »

How could I ever replace you as an unsuccessful loser who brings it all upon yourself?

Without Faye. I just don't feel complete. I have no one to call whore and gutterslut anymore. I don't know, maybe I should go back to school.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 05:45:15 PM »

Faye lives on in your heart.

Consuming it bit by bit until you die.

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 09:19:36 PM »

That explains the cold sweats!

Honestly, I couldn't expect anything less from something that originated in Peru.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 10:42:38 PM »

And I literally kept seeing stories about cats, guinea pigs, and other animals getting eaten all over the place but since she wasn't here, there was no point in posting them.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 14, 2009, 12:14:27 AM »

What happened to Faye anyway? Did she and Tom finally do the deed and then couldn't bear to look at each other afterwards and she left?

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 14, 2009, 05:25:29 AM »

Do you see me bitching about my genitals fizzing like alkaseltzer whenever I shower? I think she's ducking creditors or making the money by pulling trains.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 15, 2009, 10:39:54 PM »

Merla and I went to see Half-Blood Prince this morning. Needless stuff seemed to be added in and good stuff taken out. It could've been worse. Either this one or Order is my least favorite Harry Potter movie.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 15, 2009, 10:43:42 PM »

I've been thinking about trying to catch this one. I've waited for the DVD on the last two, but I just need to see a movie. The Summer Blockbuster season peaked in May this year. =\

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 17, 2009, 12:34:48 PM »

You could always go see the inevitable shit fest that'll be G.I.Joe.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 17, 2009, 12:44:07 PM »

Oh yeah, and a couple of things I didn't mention:

The sound dropped out twice, which was annoying but certainly not worthy of causing a stink to get any free movie tickets or anything. What's more, Merla had bought the tickets off of Fandango but we were unable to redeem them from the dumb machine and had to actually get in line, which negated the purpose of buying them ahead of time so we could bypass the line. Does anyone else use Fandango? When you redeem the tickets, do you have to enter that whole code number by number or do you actually get to scan the barcode?

Also, there was this super annoying commercial shown sometime ahead of the movie about Cartoon Network being "more than just cartoons" which really pissed me the fuck off. I already know CN's been showing live action, but the commercial being loud and irritating just added to the fact that live action has no place on CN. I guess they want to be "more than just cartoons" like MTV is more than just music videos.

From http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/279287-Cartoon_Network_s_Non_Animated_Push_Comes_With_Risks.php :

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The strategy is to target a slightly older crowd than the 6- to 11-year-olds the network courts during much of the day. The network wants to lure advertisers from categories such as electronics and cellphone companies, which may be reluctant to market to younger kids.

So they need live action to do that? BULLSHIT. Millions of people over the age of 11 will watch cartoons, even those that don't want to admit it. It's all of matter of finding/making the right shows.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 17, 2009, 01:17:55 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 17, 2009, 12:34:48 PM

You could always go see the inevitable shit fest that'll be G.I.Joe.

I could also stab my own eyes out with a dull knife too. In order for me to chell out the cash they are demanding for movie tickets these days the movie has to at least be passable good. G.I. Joe and Transformers 2 don't look to be even passable shitty. I have hopes given the past movies that I've actually liked that Harry Potter will at least be good, maybe not great, but it won't make me want to sneak into The Proposal.