WHHHHAAAAHH!!!! Say it ain't so!!!!

[Bernie AKA]

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8129617.stm

[B E C K]

Mrs. Slocombe!! 

[Rama]

Wha-What?

What a bring down. Just reminds me I havn't watched "Are You Being Served?" in a long time. Maybe I should start again.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I just have one thought: "Mr. Jesus, are you free?"

[B E C K]

I had no idea Wendy Richard, Miss Brahms, died earlier this year.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

*really*?  That's a shocker.  Chalk another up (literally) to 2009.

[B E C K]

Now we only have Colonel Peacock.  And Mr. Rumbold too but I don't give a shit.

[Rama]

I can't decide if the Reaper really hates or really likes "Are you Being Served?"

[B E C K]

I think he likes it.  Why else would he collect three major cast members in the last two years?  They're like Pokemon.  Gotta catch 'em all!

[Rama]

Well see that's what I was thinking. He's killing them off so he can make them play out his favorite episodes over and over again in limbo.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

And there's a shocker...I didn't realize Mr. Lucas and Mr. Humphries had bit the dust, either.  Snap!

[B E C K]

I think I knew Mr. Humphries had died, forgot, and then got all shocked again.  Because... well, I forgot, saw that it happened in 2007, and got all shocked.  But now I kinda remember, which is how I know I forgot and got all shocked... again.  Or something.  Whatever.