Author Topic: I now have RoadRunner... (Warning: RANTING WITHIN) (Read 11195 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 12:57:12 PM »

Considering it's now Thurs and they haven't called, it's safe to say I probably didn't get it anyway.

Derrick · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:17:02 PM »

Poop in the building's bathroom sink, so they know not to ever fuck with you again.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:21:52 PM »

Or get one of those nasty vending machine brownies, peel off the icing and roll the rest into poo logs. Somebody caused a major panic at a nameless and gullible insurance agency once by making them think street bums were shitting on the ladies' room floor.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:31:44 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:32:39 PM »

The real stuff provides the smell that guarentees authenticity.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:33:49 PM »

Ooh, you haven't unwrapped one of those brownies....

Derrick · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:40:16 PM »

Why would I? I only drink farm fresh milk and eat freshly baked breads and pastries. That stuff in the machines should be classified as a biohazard.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:45:50 PM »

That's right! Fresh milk, straight from the cow's tit, and fresh bread, straight from the cow's tit's oven!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:49:23 PM »

Like I got it to eat. Farm fresh stuff is useless for prank purposes.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:55:01 PM »

Maybe I should throw tomatoes at their windows. And then they'll be all "Who did this?" and then I'll pop out and go "Fresh from the Farmer's Market, motherfuckers!" and they'll be "NOOOOoooooOOOoo!"

Sam · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 03:33:18 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 12:24:53 PM

I'm starting to get the feeling I'm not going to find out what kind of job she was applying for after all this.

Well you have only yourself to blame.

And Tom.

Mostly Tom.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 04:22:37 PM »

Entirely Tom.

No, not really. More like 90% Tom.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 05:34:00 PM »

I got DSL in my place now so no more coffee shop internet.

Well maybe some, just because I have this fantasy about a girl walking in and talking to me while I'm raiding. Then I let her sit in my lap and talk on vent before taking her home.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 06:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Jul 09, 2009, 03:33:18 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling I'm not going to find out what kind of job she was applying for after all this.

Well you have only yourself to blame.

And Tom.

Mostly Tom.

Weren't you the one that said Missionary? No sir...I blame YOU!

I was just curious when you are going through the want ads what Jobs are jumping out as ones you'd send your resume in.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 05:59:22 AM »

Quote from: Sam on Jul 09, 2009, 03:33:18 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling I'm not going to find out what kind of job she was applying for after all this.

Well you have only yourself to blame.

And Tom.

Mostly Tom.

Well it's a good thing I haven't gone by Tom for years. I mean, literally, years.

Though my showing up in a thong and dancing for the HR director after eating rest area sushi on behalf of you didn't help. They said that suit would never be clean again.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 01:15:59 PM »

Quote

Well, it's a good thing I haven't gone by Tom for years. I mean, literally, years.

A bunch of us call you "Tom". It doesn't matter if you don't actually refer to yourself that way. The same as how most people still use "Nuri".

I got the rejection letter for the job on Friday. Boo hoo. Got my Time Warner bill, charging me $40 for installation when it was supposed to be free. Boo hiss. Where's the coyote when you need him?

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 12:12:14 AM »

I like to think of you as Rebe.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 05:38:52 PM »

Fucking awesome.

Back to Road Runner... I don't want this to end up to be a post of Dougish proportions so I'll make it short. I have just finished drafting a 12 page letter I'm certain no one at Time Warner will ever read, but it did make me feel better. Here are the highlights:

Apparently, on June 30th, I did not own any computers. That thing sitting on my floor that I've had there since 2005 that I've been using to talk to you all since 2002? Yeah, Time Warner says it doesn't exist. Shyamalan says it's been dead this entire time.
I am illiterate and somehow misread "Installation $0.00". Apparently, that was Esperanto for "$40.00".
I managed to call Time Warner on Saturday without picking up a fucking phone and actually speaking with somebody. Never mind that Merla and I spent nearly the whole day with my dad near Stockdale, I just had to speak to Time Warner telepathically.
Because I dispute all of the above, I am a liar trying to scam Time Warner. I'm fairly certain I'm an asshole, too.
It is a practice of Time Warner's that when they don't like what you have to say on phone, they just get vewy, vewy qwiet and hope you go away.
I love my new connection but I fucking hate Time Warner

In conclusion,

Time Warner, you have made a dangerous foe today.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 14, 2009, 03:10:03 PM »

Glad I went with ATT.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 14, 2009, 06:15:27 PM »

Good old Netzero...the service is shitty, but at least it's slow.

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 15, 2009, 05:53:24 AM »

I got Cox.

They're huge.

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 15, 2009, 06:40:06 AM »

/sigh

That's what she said.

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 15, 2009, 10:48:40 AM »

Just because something is easy, doesn't mean you should do it.

The D · « **Reply #53 on:** Jul 17, 2009, 01:08:59 PM »

Just think, if you had Comcast, you'd have to deal with asshole tech support over the phone, people who don't even know what the fuck they're doing, and you still wouldn't have anything accomplished.

Frighteningly enough, AOL is starting to look better and better everyday... D:

Merla · « **Reply #54 on:** Jul 17, 2009, 04:12:55 PM »

They suck! I'd go all Curcio on them if I could.