Author Topic: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news? (Read 4597 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Jun 28, 2009, 04:16:34 PM »

HA! Mere mortals!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 28, 2009, 09:29:30 PM »

Ed was in his advanced years and had fallen on hard times. Farrah lost a nasty and tough cancer fight. MJ might as well have died fifteen, twenty years ago for his own sake. But Billy seemed to be a regular guy making a living that most of us just happened to know as somewhat strange but a pleasant enough guy.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 28, 2009, 10:04:31 PM »

I actually am sad about this one. First Bill in the closet, now Billy in the Bed. ;.;

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 02:42:29 PM »

Even though he made me dive for the volume control on the remote, I do use OxyClean. And he didn't consort with punchy hookers like ShamWow Vince.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 05:13:23 PM »

Speaking Of Vince. Do we know his whereabouts at the time of Billy's death? Accident indeed. I bet he has a slap chop sized bump on his head.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 07:26:35 PM »

Ooh....maybe Billy didn't love his nuts.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 10:51:54 PM »

I'm making Rap Chop my ring tone as soon I get the new Iphone.

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 05:51:04 AM »

Actually, he used the slapchop on his heart.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 11:41:42 PM »

I had no idea who you guys were talking about and then I read "OxyClean" and that was all she wrote. Why, God? Why Mays? Couldn't you have taken Tony Little instead?

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 06:25:07 AM »

Tony is perfectly healthy because of the amazing Super Gym. That's right, the Super Gym. So easy, a braindead invalid could use it. So effective, you'll be transformed from an elderly shutin to a guido popping his pecs at a Jersey Shore night club! And order now, and we'll take one full payment off!

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:52:53 PM »

Gah! What's the number! WHAT'S THE NUMBER? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:33:21 PM »

1 800 the game

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 02:12:04 PM »

DAMN YOU!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 03:39:02 PM »

Ransom Tony Little's ponytail. It's the only solution now.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 07:51:32 PM »

ALL WORSHIP THE PONY LITTLE!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »

Karl Malden and his epic shnoz have passed on.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:14:45 PM »

Oscar Mayer also died. What will my bologna be called now?!

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:27:24 PM »

D-E-A-D-M-E-A-T. Strangely accurate.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:39:01 PM »

"Ground-up Cow Anuses"?

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »

I only eat turkey colons.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:47:13 PM »

Mmmmm, anuses.

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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:50:55 PM »

So you're going to see Bruno this weekend?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:56:19 PM »

No way. I saw him dance on The Tonight Show and that was enough Bruno for me.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 05:59:14 PM »

What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 05:57:15 AM »

Bruno sucked him off.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 09:19:22 AM »

Anyone else seeing Billy Mays commercials again? Some might be cut - not sure how the public will take to a dead guy hawking odor ridders and fly traps.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 07:45:56 PM »

Billy Mayes: From the Vault...Literally!

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »

He needs some oxiclean.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 01:17:03 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 05:59:14 PM

What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.

Blasphemy!

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM »

The turkey ones are decent, BJs sells em for 3 something for a package of 30. A decent protein snack when I don't feel like trolling the alley for bum sperm.