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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 28, 2009, 09:29:30 PM »
Ed was in his advanced years and had fallen on hard times.  Farrah lost a nasty and tough cancer fight.  MJ might as well have died fifteen, twenty years ago for his own sake.  But Billy seemed to be a regular guy making a living that most of us just happened to know as somewhat strange but a pleasant enough guy. 
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:04:31 PM »
I actually am sad about this one. First Bill in the closet, now Billy in the Bed. ;.;
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 29, 2009, 02:42:29 PM »
Even though he made me dive for the volume control on the remote, I do use OxyClean.  And he didn't consort with punchy hookers like ShamWow Vince.
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 29, 2009, 05:13:23 PM »
Speaking Of Vince. Do we know his whereabouts at the time of Billy's death? Accident indeed. I bet he has a slap chop sized bump on his head.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 29, 2009, 07:26:35 PM »
Ooh....maybe Billy didn't love his nuts.  :(
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 29, 2009, 10:51:54 PM »
I'm making Rap Chop my ring tone as soon I get the new Iphone.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 30, 2009, 05:51:04 AM »
Actually, he used the slapchop on his heart.
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 30, 2009, 11:41:42 PM »
I had no idea who you guys were talking about and then I read "OxyClean" and that was all she wrote.  Why, God?  Why Mays?  Couldn't you have taken Tony Little instead?
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #9 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:25:07 AM »
Tony is perfectly healthy because of the amazing Super Gym. That's right, the Super Gym. So easy, a braindead invalid could use it. So effective, you'll be transformed from an elderly shutin to a guido popping his pecs at a Jersey Shore night club! And order now, and we'll take one full payment off!
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #10 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:52:53 PM »
Gah! What's the number! WHAT'S THE NUMBER? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!!

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #11 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:33:21 PM »
1 800 the game
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #12 on: Jul 01, 2009, 02:12:04 PM »
DAMN  YOU!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #13 on: Jul 01, 2009, 03:39:02 PM »
Ransom Tony Little's ponytail.  It's the only solution now.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #14 on: Jul 01, 2009, 07:51:32 PM »
ALL WORSHIP THE PONY LITTLE!
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #15 on: Jul 01, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »
Karl Malden and his epic shnoz have passed on.
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #16 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:14:45 PM »
Oscar Mayer also died.  What will my bologna be called now?!

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #17 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:27:24 PM »
D-E-A-D-M-E-A-T. Strangely accurate.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #18 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:39:01 PM »
"Ground-up Cow Anuses"?
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #19 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »
I only eat turkey colons.
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #20 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:47:13 PM »
Mmmmm, anuses.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #21 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:50:55 PM »
So you're going to see Bruno this weekend?  :happy:
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #22 on: Jul 09, 2009, 01:56:19 PM »
:lol:  No way.  I saw him dance on The Tonight Show and that was enough Bruno for me.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #23 on: Jul 09, 2009, 05:59:14 PM »
What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #24 on: Jul 10, 2009, 05:57:15 AM »
Bruno sucked him off.
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #25 on: Jul 10, 2009, 09:19:22 AM »
Anyone else seeing Billy Mays commercials again?  Some might be cut - not sure how the public will take to a dead guy hawking odor ridders and fly traps.  8)
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #26 on: Jul 10, 2009, 07:45:56 PM »
Billy Mayes: From the Vault...Literally!
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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #27 on: Jul 10, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »
He needs some oxiclean.
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #28 on: Jul 12, 2009, 01:17:03 PM »
What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.

Blasphemy!

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Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
« Reply #29 on: Jul 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM »
The turkey ones are decent, BJs sells em for 3 something for a package of 30. A decent protein snack when I don't feel like trolling the alley for bum sperm.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.