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Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« on: Jun 26, 2009, 06:06:00 AM »
Oh wait, it was Michael Jackson. Nothing of value was lost.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 26, 2009, 09:11:49 AM »
If I had decided two years after the fact to accuse someone of molestation, I'd like to think I'd have more sense than to show up at court being coached by a mother who had a history of welfare fraud, lying under oath and filing phoney lawsuits and a bunch of "witnesses" who had been dismissed from the defendant's employment for various things such as theft and selling stories to tabloids. 
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 26, 2009, 11:14:44 AM »
That was only one case, and just because she was a psycho only shows that he had great lawyers. We'll see who comes out now that he's dead and they can't bleed money from him.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 26, 2009, 12:18:44 PM »
I was never a fan unless you count liking a few songs, but I would have sprung him too had I been on the jury.  Nothing was established beyond a reasonable doubt.  "Witnesses" who claim to have seen the guy touching kids inappropriately and did nothing, told no one??  I can't stand most brats and I would have called the cops so fast the wire would be smoking.  Plus there was another fishy case in 1993 (that reeked to high hell of extortion) and Mom still lets her kid stay alone with him?  I'm not very impressed when I'm more careful with my doggie day care than someone is with her children.  I'm not saying he was never weird with kids - I don't know.  But I think both public cases were crocks.  True, we'll see what happens now. 

Aside from that, I couldn't have cared less about the surgeries, reclusiveness, rumors, blah, blah that everyone seemed so upset/fascinated about.  I'll take open eccentricity over phoney respectability any day. *coughMichaelVickcough*  :razz:
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 26, 2009, 09:03:25 PM »
After owning the ranch, buying the farm was the next logical step.  At this point, the only thing to sort out is whether to bury, burn, or recycle the remains.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 27, 2009, 05:39:25 AM »
Oh, to be that guy who HAD bought the ranch.  He's now the proud owner of the next Graceland cash cow.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:10:40 AM »
Michael Jackson died back in the the early nineties.  I don't remember whether it was "Scream" or "Black and White" that was the last single I paid any attention, too.  All I care about is the music and the music was gone a long time ago, gone admist an immense carnival of weird.

I tend to think, 80 vs. 20 percent, he was innocent.  I think he was just very troubled and very strange.  Listen to any interview.  He has the mind and trusting nature of a child.  All it would take is one person to accuse him before everyone jumps on the bandwagon to get their piece of the pie.  I'm certain his life was ruined from that point on and it only made him stranger.

Latest news I heard is that he was a skeleton popping tablets like a Pez dispenser.  Sounds like another care of "odd rich person Darwinizes self," aided by doctors too busy being greedy to give him the help he needed.

Anybody else appreciate the irony (or is that coincidence) that headlines are reading "The King is Dead", given his connection to Elvis' daughter?

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #7 on: Jun 27, 2009, 02:21:47 PM »
A while female pedophile died? You talking about Farah Fawcett? I didn't know she was a pedophile, but the news has been all over her death. People all over the world mourning for her death, the news talking about it 24/7, the tv stations playing reruns of Charlie's Angels episodes... no one will shut up about her. There's people holding vigils the world over for her. People remembering how she affected their life.







Oh yea, and Michael Jackson died, but no one gives a shit about him. Haven't heard much more than a peep from the news of his passing.  :raiseeyebrow:
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 28, 2009, 02:16:29 AM »
A little bit of what made the 80s so great died with him too.

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I tuned out after Black and White, but I heard Scream and really liked it actually. But that was the last I knew of him when it came to Music.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #9 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:13:51 PM »
MJ wasn't black. Someone tell Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson that so they'll realize they don't want that media, since they never rally to hate crimes when the victim is white.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 30, 2009, 11:01:22 PM »
I have most of Thriller and I have "Scream" on my comp, so I had a mini MJ Playlist party the other night.  I think Merla has his Off The Wall album on her comp, but I haven't taken that one from her yet.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #11 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:12:15 AM »
I have Off the Wall and Thriller on Vinyl, but not on CD...or else they'd be in my computer.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #12 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:42:22 AM »
I think my dad used to have those.  Don't know what ever became of them.  Are you gonna get one of those stereos where you can burn them onto a CD or will you just wait until you have a fast enough connection and then find them online?

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #13 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:45:48 AM »
Proably the latter. The sound quality is better on CDs and MP3, I just like to play the records and pretend it's still 1984. Besides Duran Duran's Rio has a huge scratch right across Hungry Like the Wolf. Which I could have seen and not bought it the thrift store hadn't taped the sleeve shut.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #14 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:02:05 AM »
You should've decapitated them with their own record.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #15 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:04:15 AM »
*Sigh* it would have been cool...I could have sung "When Captain America throw his mighty sheild" while doing it too.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #16 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:23:15 AM »
Why is MJ black now?
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #17 on: Jul 01, 2009, 03:54:08 PM »
He'll get darker as he decomposes.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #18 on: Jul 01, 2009, 07:54:26 PM »
? His bones are black? Ew. That's gotta be because of rampant drug use.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #19 on: Jul 03, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »
I mean more as in the decomposing flesh.

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #20 on: Jul 03, 2009, 01:15:29 PM »
Are we sure it's going to decompose at this point?

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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #21 on: Jul 04, 2009, 10:19:47 AM »
Agreed, the stuff they were pumping him full of will keep him more animated in the afterlife than Jeremy Bentham. [/denismiller]
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #22 on: Jul 07, 2009, 12:10:11 PM »
Moral of the story:  don't act 20 when you're 50.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #23 on: Jul 07, 2009, 09:49:36 PM »
Why the fuck is Al Sharpton making MJ being a freak racism? Apparently as a white male, I find displeasure everytime Jacko had success, but his success just removes my... powet.

Does anyone listen to him?
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #24 on: Jul 07, 2009, 10:43:39 PM »
He's also about to have a duck about getting an official MJ stamp issued by the postal service.  Talk about stupid...who wants to lick the backside of Michael Jackson?

Just out of principle, somebody needs to belt that Sharpton guy square in the face for being the boy who cried racist all the damn time.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #25 on: Jul 08, 2009, 09:17:27 AM »
Who licks stamps? Mine are all stickers now.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #26 on: Jul 08, 2009, 11:51:02 AM »
Yeah, I was going to say.... :raiseeyebrow:
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #27 on: Jul 08, 2009, 06:01:22 PM »
I don't mail stuff much anymore. 
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
« Reply #28 on: Jul 08, 2009, 09:29:36 PM »
That was obvious. We're all going a bit retarded.
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Re: Apparently a white female pedophile died...
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