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« Reply #150 on: Sep 21, 2004, 02:47:38 PM »
Meh to each his own I suppose. I simply love the naked female form, so I go by the simple caveman equasion:

one naked woman good
two naked women better

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« Reply #151 on: Sep 21, 2004, 02:58:46 PM »
If there's two women, I want them on me, not on eachother.
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« Reply #152 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:09:03 PM »
Yeah, I don't like lesbian pr0n either.  Only while I'm not liking it, I am also not believing in a God.
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« Reply #153 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:26:22 PM »
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If there's two women, I want them on me, not on eachother.
Yeah but's that the difference between watching and doing. With lesbians there's no way you could ever be part of it anyway, but watching straight pr0n you're watching another man do the job you're supposed to be doing.

My ego can't handle that shit

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« Reply #154 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:29:51 PM »
Yeah, I've always wondered that.  How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
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« Reply #155 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:35:35 PM »
I never paid attention to the physique of the guy, I've always found it hard to judge people's sizes and attributes just from pr0n anyway. Some female pornstars I thought to be giant amazones turned out to be midgets in real life too, when I saw them on some regular tv show standing next to the interviewer.

Overall my attitude to male pornstars is one of 'you yammy bastard, you actually get paid for this don't you?'.  Resenting the guy takes away too much pleasure of watching the girl, so the only pr0n I consider looking at now is lesbian pr0n
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« Reply #156 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:50:41 PM »
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Yeah, I've always wondered that.  How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
I have no problem with that.  If that's his dick, let him use it as he pleases, mine will be plenty happy as well.
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« Reply #157 on: Sep 21, 2004, 04:08:03 PM »
Somebody's gonna jump all over that.... :lol:  
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« Reply #158 on: Sep 21, 2004, 08:15:07 PM »
damn  I need to good gay joke! HELP!!

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« Reply #159 on: Sep 21, 2004, 08:27:54 PM »
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Yeah, I've always wondered that.  How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
I have no problem with that.  If that's his dick, let him use it as he pleases, mine will be plenty happy as well.
Yea because your dick... likes.... other dicks!  Because... you're gay...







I'm too much of a gay rights advocate to use that as an insult.
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« Reply #160 on: Sep 21, 2004, 09:19:06 PM »
we should all be fired.  

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« Reply #161 on: Sep 21, 2004, 10:08:51 PM »
The loser is you.
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« Reply #162 on: Sep 22, 2004, 12:23:10 AM »
I really haven't seen much pr0n but the guy is usually gross and shit anyway.  I kinda like the lesbo stuff.  Women are prettier than men.

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« Reply #163 on: Sep 22, 2004, 03:46:47 AM »
yes. seeing a guy naked is like not that cute, but women naked look better

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« Reply #164 on: Sep 22, 2004, 09:45:00 AM »
Yup, us men are allowed to be ugly  :D  

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« Reply #165 on: Sep 22, 2004, 12:24:12 PM »
if its a guy with a great body and almost no body hair then its ok. what i dont like of a guy naked is that you can see the tan lines of the bathing suits, half their legs are white as hell and the other half is tanned. that is funny :P

o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!

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« Reply #166 on: Sep 22, 2004, 12:37:24 PM »
Waxing would bean option if hair didn't grow on my ball sack. I sensitive down there.

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« Reply #167 on: Sep 22, 2004, 02:14:12 PM »
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o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!
Fuck that, a man's not a man without his chesthair

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« Reply #168 on: Sep 22, 2004, 02:22:26 PM »
If it's naturally bare, fine, but don't wax.  If I wanted a smooth chest, I'd have a woman.  :P  
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« Reply #169 on: Sep 22, 2004, 03:43:06 PM »
If only more women thought like you

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« Reply #170 on: Sep 22, 2004, 05:51:22 PM »
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o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!
Fuck that, a man's not a man without his chesthair
i dont like hairy chests:-/

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« Reply #171 on: Sep 22, 2004, 07:11:39 PM »
If I was gay, I'd want a smooth-chested man.
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« Reply #172 on: Sep 22, 2004, 07:45:19 PM »
Hairy chests scare me.

If you shed more than my dog, then we have a problem here people!

Everytime I see one, I want to yell "YOU ARE HAIRY LIKE ANIMAL!"
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« Reply #173 on: Sep 22, 2004, 08:38:38 PM »
Eh, screw all a' yas

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« Reply #174 on: Sep 22, 2004, 08:40:35 PM »
For once, I agree with Rumble. I shaved my chest... once. I prefer it hairy. If the girl dun like it, I'll put on a nice soft T-Shirt for her.
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« Reply #175 on: Sep 22, 2004, 09:21:31 PM »
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Eh, screw all a' yas

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That's just screaming for a couple of Furry jokes.


Edit: speaking of furry, I saw this spam a few minutes ago:

"I have a yahoo group dedicated to the yiff of gargoyles. (the TV show) join, and contribute yiffy gargoyle files!!"

DEAR GOD. STOP FUCKING DEFILING MY CHILDHOOD!!!

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« Reply #176 on: Sep 23, 2004, 12:54:54 AM »
Moderate hair is okay.  A carpet is just wrong.  And bare... well it looks kinda nice, yet at the same time evokes mental images of a newborn marsupial climbing towards its mother's pouch.

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« Reply #177 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:05:06 AM »
you mean camel toe.

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« Reply #178 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:10:24 AM »
Okay, I don't know exactly what you mean by that but my previous post was in no way inclusive to penii or ball sacks or any of that disgusting stuff.

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« Reply #179 on: Sep 23, 2004, 11:14:00 AM »
haha camel toe haha
its when a girl is using super extra tight jeans and those make you look your punani like a camel toe