David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/


So I guess it's Killed Bill now.

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The minute ET mentioned that his body was half-naked, I immediately suspected it autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think the Daily Record was trying too hard with this headline: Kinky Thrill Kills Bill

According to the AP, the Thai police have not ruled out death by "heart failure due to orgasm".  Age is a bitch. 

[Rama]

I think I'd rather him have gone that way. It's more honorable.

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And if he did, it would less a tragic accident and more an acceptable inevitability.

[Rama]

True dat.

Bet there is a Thai hooker being sought for questioning as we speak.

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Male or female?

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Male or female?

They're always female, penis or no.

The crimescene pics were leaked, supposedly his hands are bound above his head. Suicide? Maybe someone should chell to see where Uma was. mmmhmm.

[Rama]

Male or female?

When they are Thai it doesn't matter! Right Fellas? YEAH!

[Derrick]

Whatever happens in Phuket... will end up costing thousands in medical bills.

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I had heard that about his hands as well.  Yikes.  Maybe someone was helping him and then panicked when he died?  I guess someone could have killed him, too.  Insane.

[Derrick]

Yeah, even the police are saying it's suspicious. I still think they need to find out where Uma was.

[Rama]

I think Fox killed him so his appearance on Mental would get better ratings.

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Yeah, even the police are saying it's suspicious. I still think they need to find out where Uma was.

I say they just pin it on Uma for the hell of it.