Author Topic: Looking for a movie. (Read 14194 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:40:09 AM »

I do have a big rectangular machine.

Well ok it's actually a small rectrangular machine, that looks like the baby brother of the one you see in the theater, but it's still the same concept. Put it in the pan at the top, it pops out and falls into the warming area below. Kinda a self Christmas/Birthday/Tax return present.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:00:48 AM »

It doesn't count if it isn't a big one.

*waits for tom* $:-\$

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:03:00 AM »

HEY IT'S NOT THE SIZE IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!

Oh...you meant the Machine.

I wanted one of those, but I didn't have an extra 450-800 bucks laying around. I had to cash in all my Wal-Mart gift cards that people who don't know me well enough to get me an actual gift to get the one I have.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:31:20 AM »

Oh and I use this popcorn:

http://www.popcornpopper.com/43615.html

That is about as close to the movie theater stuff as I've found.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 06:14:09 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 01, 2009, 01:00:48 AM

It doesn't count if it isn't a big one.

*waits for tom* $:-\$

I don't come running for a big one, that's someone else's job.

IDE · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 02:18:49 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:25:25 PM

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Why can't you have popcorn, IDE?

I'm in the process of lowering my body fat % to video game proportions.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 03:37:35 PM »

You can't have the low-fat stuff? Or it just doesn't taste good enough to you to be worth it?

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 07:33:37 PM »

How can you not have popcorn? No butter or salt makes it perfect diet food. Tons of fiber in it.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 10:24:29 AM »

Hence my surprise. Every other diet thingy always boasts about the glories of popcorn as a snack.

IDE · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 01:29:09 PM »

No butter or salt makes it taste like cardboard.

Is microwave popcorn really good as a snack?

I'd rather have a lean pocket.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 04, 2009, 03:51:46 AM »

You are a lean pocket.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 04, 2009, 10:29:15 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 03, 2009, 01:29:09 PM

No butter or salt makes it taste like cardboard.

Is microwave popcorn really good as a snack?

I'd rather have a lean pocket.

...well they have 100 bags. If you're interested in calorie control, plain popcorn is one of the best things I can think of since it has no taste. Whey Protien, Soy products. Blech. That shit tastes disgusting.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 02:09:10 AM »

I thought his point was that he wanted something with a taste.

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 10:28:49 AM »

Well fat and sugar provide taste... and calories. Either eat fruit and veges, or eat nothing.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 09:48:16 PM »

Just get yourself some popcorn butter seasoning powder. It's only three calories per dose, so you can use a lot more than the serving size without packing it on.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:08:39 PM »

I like Chinese 5-spice powder on my popcorn.

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:49:12 PM »

I use that butter powder and it's pretty good. I find it sticks to the popcorn real well if you use that butter flavored oil on it first. But I doubt that keeps the calories down.

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 07:31:33 PM »

FUCK POPCORN!

I just threw water in an old asian man's face in the mens room. I did it because of some silly bitch and now I regret it, but I can't take it back so there it is.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 09:59:48 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:31:33 PM

FUCK POPCORN!

The shells would chafe me.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 08, 2009, 11:58:17 AM »

Thanks, IDE. He's probably the partiarch of the 5-Spice powder plant and will order rat droppings as a new mystery ingredient.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:00:38 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:31:33 PM

FUCK POPCORN!

I just threw water in an old asian man's face in the mens room. I did it because of some silly bitch and now I regret it, but I can't take it back so there it is.

Hang on, where's the rest of the story? What, did the Asian man go Chow Yun Fat on your ass?

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 05:27:45 PM »

He wired walked across the tops of the urinals.

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 08:48:31 PM »

No he just looked at me for a moment, my face turned up in a seemingly perpetual scowl. Then he looked away with a gleam of sadness in his eyes, as if he knew the pain I was feeling. Then I had an epiphany and it seemed like I could see a large statue of Buddha with the sun rising behind it.

The next thing I remember I was in the coffee shop with a caramel machiatto royale in my hand typing that post.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 06:05:35 AM »

A caramel macchiato?

It's all just lining up.

IDE · « **Reply #54 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 08:06:54 PM »

/activate trap card

Not only do I not know what that actually is (other than that cheesecake serves them), but you spelled it correctly like the flaming latent homo you are.

Derrick · « **Reply #55 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 09:02:10 PM »

Yes, me taking a year of Italian to I can eventually claim to be quadlingual makes me a flaming homosexual that can't get enough cock.

Le sigh.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 10:26:08 PM »

Well at least you have made peace with yourself.

Derrick · « **Reply #57 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 11:06:52 PM »

My four tounges have made me happy.

IDE · « **Reply #58 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 04:27:23 AM »

One for each Jonas Brother!

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 09:42:54 AM »

Not that fat one, he's fucking ugly. Can I have the Hanson Brothers instead?