Author Topic: Why would he marry Veronica? (Read 2572 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 31, 2009, 01:38:35 AM »

Or I guess the better ques is why would she marry HIM? It's not like he could give her the life she'd want. His ass is poor. Anyway, he should've chosen Betty. His loss.

Archie to propose to Veronica! (Jughead to remain closeted.) Also, in the pic that accompanies that article, Jughead looks like he has a Dirty Sanchez.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:21:22 PM »

Because she will make sure she's the sole beneficiary in the will, convince him to kill the dad and mom, then she divorces him and inherits millions.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2009, 11:33:51 PM »

Don't worry Joey Q will just have him make a deal with the devil so his marriage didn't happen and he can fuck Black Cat again.

Oh wait...this is Archie not Spider-Man. Nevermind.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 01, 2009, 11:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on May 31, 2009, 06:21:22 PM

Because she will make sure she's the sole beneficiary in the will, convince him to kill the dad and mom, then she divorces him and inherits millions.

Brilliant!

Quote from: Rama on May 31, 2009, 11:33:51 PM

Don't worry Joey Q will just have him make a deal with the devil so his marriage didn't happen and he can fuck Black Cat again.

Oh wait...this is Archie not Spider-Man. Nevermind.

Quote from: Comments on linked Archie Page

In what BS world is Archie getting married, and spider-man is unmarried, de-aged, and Archiefied? ANGRY!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 02, 2009, 11:23:49 AM »

Man, I'm giving up on comics period now. Breaking my heart.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 02, 2009, 08:40:47 PM »

Just so he can get her down the aisle, pork her rotten, and scream "psyke!" while riding into the sunset on Betty in his jalopy.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 02, 2009, 11:33:17 PM »

Betty can do better!

But she won't. Dumb broad.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 12:06:05 AM »

Betty will lamet for awhile, then marry her back up Moose and walk bowlegged for the rest of her life. Till Archie and Veronica get divorced then she'll dump him and come running back to the Big-A.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 02:54:47 AM »

Moose has Midge.

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Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 12:36:14 PM »

Now how do you know that's Midge?

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 02:56:24 PM »

A choice between a rich, stuck up bitch, and a dumb blonde bimbo....

I would have gone with Jughead. Hell, it's the 21st century. Gay marriage is in vogue. Get with the times!

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 11:54:01 PM »

That's an excellent point. Whenever they fight, they can solve their problems with hamburgers.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 04, 2009, 12:19:39 AM »

What if "Burgers" is Jughead's pet name for his off screen Gay lover?

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 08, 2009, 07:45:20 PM »

I'll admit it, I used to wank to Archie Comics when they had bikinis on. Now I whack off to Asian ladyboys shitting on dogs fucking underaged lolis. I have problems. I wonder if I will get so depraved, normal pr0n will once again be exciting.

Oh shit, a video of a chick getting prolapsed!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 08, 2009, 10:09:46 PM »

That explains a lot.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 08, 2009, 10:56:39 PM »

Don't fucking judge me. You don't know where I am from, where I've been, or how I live. I will eat you alive.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 10, 2009, 10:11:01 AM »

...and then beat off to the video of it.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 10, 2009, 10:43:53 AM »

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 10, 2009, 11:25:46 PM »

You just want deez nuts in yo mouf.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 11, 2009, 09:15:52 AM »

Shriveled and too salty, yup.