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Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« on: May 19, 2009, 09:44:00 PM »
What a cunt, normally I don't care about celebrities but she just begs for my attention.

Super hippee that no one would care about except she's hot (?).

She's a horrid bitch that tried to get her boyfriend fired from the show they shared after they broke up.

She bitches about papparazzi even though she loves it.

And does she have a big cock? Is she a shemale? Could be, she does have a mannish body and a bulge in that swimtrunks.

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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 01:22:37 PM »
I think she might need to thin the weeds a bit, if ya know what I mean....
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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 02:27:59 PM »
Maybe she just has a large pubic mound.
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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 10:31:42 PM »
RENO 911!

I miss Carlos Alazraqui.
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 11:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Rama on May 20, 2009, 02:27:59 PM
Maybe she just has a large pubic mound.

This bears investigation.  Isn't IDE in that area now...?
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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 05:30:00 AM »
That was in Cannes. He's right now struggling to be a background eater in a taco bell commercial.
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 01:56:29 AM »
Maybe if Taco Bell starts using dolphin meat, their paths will finally cross.
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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2009, 05:37:09 AM »
Triple Porpoise Gordita Crunch? Awesome.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2009, 01:36:17 PM »
Yeah, it's a in a hard shell, then in a soft taco, then in another soft taco, then in a bigger soft taco, and then they wrap a quesadilla around it and fry it.
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Re: Topic 7: Hayden Panet... the chick (?) from heroes.
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2009, 02:25:19 PM »
*drools*

Mmmm, deep-fried American-Mexican cuisine.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
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