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« on: May 19, 2009, 07:54:03 PM »
Wow, it's about as dead as I've ever seen it.  Can it be that people are getting lives?  Why couldn't they have waited until I was back in school next week?
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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 08:23:05 PM »
I always chell twice a day. I'll just seed the board with topics then, and see which ones spark activity. Be warned.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 09:59:04 PM »
There, 10 topics. STFU now and fucking post. There's two type of people, those who complain a boat is taking on water and those who bilge the fucker. Which one are you? :tom:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 10:45:08 PM »
I chell about once a day...but eh...seems no one cares about this place anymore. Maybe we should take it out in the back and shoot it and put it out of it's misery.

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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 10:53:41 PM »
You mother f- YOU POST IN THIS ONE AND IGNORE MY GOLD?!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 12:45:20 AM »
Pretty much.

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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 01:20:01 AM »
I'm on the side of don't give a crap.  I finally get high-speed internet and a week to use it with no school or work getting in the way, and everybody bails.
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 01:24:00 AM »
Well I think Beck was finally graduating from College. I figured she'd be in school forever, but I guess she proved me wrong on this at least. Without her here the heart and soul go out of this place since it's hers. Course I was the first one here, and I'll probably be the last to leave. So I'll be around in some form probably till she doesn't pay for the hosting anymore.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 12:14:02 PM »
Lots of life happening, and none of it seems to be fun.  I'm not going to go on a whine - just the bullet points:

House almost flooded on one side on April 28 - thank you rampant neighborhood development!  Awating a visit from an outdoor drainage dude and an estimate of probably $3000 to keep this from happening in the future, maybe.

Almost hurricane season - the most funnest time ever for insurance people!   :razz:

Eddie's mother is in ICU from a spinal cord abcess removal.  We're not living at the hospital.  We're Bad Children.

A producer has once again taken the bare bones of a conversation and turned it into how we can Shit the Client a Miracle.  It then becomes MY responsibility to find some Ex-Lax in the form of a company crazy enough to write the craptastic loss-riddled account.

On the plus side, another kitten rescue from our parking garage about 3 yesterday.  :happy: This one rode up here between the bed and frame of a truck.  She was extremely stinky from grease and general dirtiness and of course wanted to snuggle up in my hair.  Got some fun looks in the elevator when I left.  :P

So, general news!  Everyone say what the hell is going on!
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2009, 01:02:55 AM »
I'm dead like Rhinox.  Ha ha.

Not that it means I would've been online or anything, but for about three days we had no phone so no internets.  Don't know what the hell happened, I forgot to ask the guy.  I've also been going online once a week at school to use their faster connection while I still can, so after being online all day stealing partaking of the internet's bounty, I'm kinda done for the rest of the week.

So graduated like Rama said.  Will start job hunting in the near future but for the moment I'm being lazy.  With the market the way it is, it's not like there's a hell of a lot of work anyway.  May or may not go to graduate school.  50/50 on that right now.

Been spending my days baking (I made a german chocolate cake from scratch), watching court shows (People's Court, whoo-hoo) and DVDs, reading Jane Austen and Jin Yong, and writing shit.  Got a new computer too (a Toshiba laptop) as a graduation present to myself since I've been waiting a whole year to find just the right one, so I've been playing with that.  I spent all day the other day moving my library of lovely junk over from my desktop computer, Merla's laptop, and the three USB drives I keep it all stored on since I finally have some fucking space now and don't have to keep things split up.  My desktop comp has 40GB of space.  It's still very functional for the basics (though my DVD driver is out of date or something) but other than that, it was a pain to keep having to delete a whole crapload of stuff every other week to make room.

I have plenty of cat pictures to post... whenever I get to it, that is.  One of the neighborhood cats is sadly/joyfully pregnant (but none of the toms around here are the baby-daddy, they're all neutered).  Something that really amused Merla the other day:  She was commenting on how she may have to take the pregnant cat to get an abortion and I was all "No!  I only believe in that for humans!"

I should be doing much more, but I figure once I get regular work, I won't have time to breathe for a while.

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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 06:24:36 PM »
I put all my stuff on an external drive, which saved my sanity.  I wish it were a networkable drive, so the desktop wouldn't have to be on for the laptop to get to it, though.  But now that I have high-speed it's on all the time anyway downloading the innerweb so it's not a problem.
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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2009, 02:09:15 PM »
What sort of connection is it exactly?  Just curious.

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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2009, 09:34:30 PM »
AT&T DSL.  Supposed to be 1.5Mbps, but I haven't measured anything over 1.2 yet. 
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 02:20:41 AM »
*Does his best Doc Brown*

1.5 MB Per second!!!!!!!!!


Seriously...I logged a transfer rate of 1.3 KBPS the other day.

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« Reply #14 on: Jun 04, 2009, 05:45:30 PM »
I've been rock climbing, playing softball and volleyball, and looking at my apartment, thinking about how much I need to clean it.

Oh, and I just got back from Botcon, that was rather fun.  Got to see a bunch of socially retarded Transformers fans and friends that I only get to see a few times per year.

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 05, 2009, 02:36:33 AM »
Did you bring them any bread?

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 08, 2009, 10:06:09 PM »
Or soap?
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 08, 2009, 10:57:20 PM »
Or weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed? :tom:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #18 on: Jun 09, 2009, 12:35:11 AM »
Or Lives.


Yeah I'm not one to talk, I know.

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« Reply #19 on: Jun 10, 2009, 10:05:54 AM »
That has to really hurt them to come from you.

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 10, 2009, 01:51:20 PM »
Oh I know. Worse when it comes from one of your own. Forrest for the trees and all that bit.

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« Reply #21 on: Jun 10, 2009, 11:26:23 PM »
Run forrest!
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 11, 2009, 10:42:57 PM »
Run!

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« Reply #23 on: Jun 12, 2009, 06:10:00 AM »
Tom Hanks was on Colbert two nights ago. Fucking gold.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 19, 2009, 04:29:11 AM »
Re: Internets Connections

Here's some boo-hoo-hoo on that shit:
http://www.internetforeveryone.org/americaoffline

I found that link through digg.  I loved the digg comments about people needing to walk their ass to the library.  (Paraphrasing that, btw.)  I can only imagine the majority of ppl on digg are so sheltered they don't realize how many degenerates flood into the library and why most people in sane frame of mind would dare to tread there.  And there's a whole section on that website about people who live in the middle of nowhere and don't get squat.  What library are *they* supposed to go to?

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« Reply #25 on: Jun 19, 2009, 10:26:44 AM »
We have a Library that has high speed connection. And it's open Mon-Fri 9am-5pm making it almost impossible to get to when open.

But I fall into that "Nearly 20 million Americans live in places that are not served by a single broadband provider" part.

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 19, 2009, 04:09:21 PM »
I'm going to liven þing's up on ðis board by bringing back ðe "ethe" (Ð/ð )and "thorn" (Þ/þ) letters.

t+h is for losers.

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« Reply #27 on: Jun 19, 2009, 09:17:28 PM »
But I fall into that "Nearly 20 million Americans live in places that are not served by a single broadband provider" part.

Protip: Move to Civilization.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 20, 2009, 12:35:15 AM »
Can't afford too. The tourist's lake homes have raised property values so much that even a simple home goes for more then I can fork out.

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 20, 2009, 08:56:07 AM »
But it's... Oklahoma... that boy ain't right. Move to Arlen, it's wonderful.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.