Your Bad Joke for the Season

[Bernie AKA]

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite music? 




Hip hop!




Yeah, like you didn't see that one before it popped the clutch....

[B E C K]

I forgot about Easter this year.  I would've made cascarones if I remembered.

[Derrick]

Me, Kary, and my brother bought way too much Easter Candy. But then we had to have reserves until Halloween! July 4th candy just isn't that good!

[B E C K]

"July 4th" and "candy" combined together is foreign to me.  I'm used to it being all about BBQ and pie.

[Rama]

Same here.

And I did notice a lack of posts professing the love all things Peep this year.

[Bernie AKA]

What could top that Peep Show picture with the bunnies pole dancing?

[ChelseySuzie]

I don't like Peeps.  I know, I'm weird but I'm not a marshmallow fan.

[Derrick]

Alien succubus!

[Bitey the Snail]

For whatever reason, my taste for the almighty Peep waned this year.  I've been eating progressively healthier I suppose but I don't really know why else I wouldn't want any.  I didn't buy myself any Cadbury creme eggs either.  Maybe next year.  Peeps are still adorable as all heck though.

[Rama]

For whatever reason, my taste for the almighty Peep waned this year.  I've been eating progressively healthier I suppose but I don't really know why else I wouldn't want any.  I didn't buy myself any Cadbury creme eggs either.  Maybe next year.  Peeps are still adorable as all heck though.

I only had one Cadbury egg this year. They are usually my weakness, but I don't really eat Candy unless I am at the movies anymore.

[Bernie AKA]

My brother made his boyfriend a Peeps bouquet one year.  I asked him what he thought was so romantic about playing Vlad the Impaler with a bunch of innocent marshmallow denizens. 

[Rama]

MUST NOT MAKE JOKE....URGE TOO STRONG...MUST FIGHT IT...

[Derrick]

Too easy for me. It's like making a joke about Faye's herpes. Sometimes it's what is not said...

[Bernie AKA]

That's why I didn't even go there when I saw it - sheesh....I went for the implied gore factor and asked why he didn't put little trails of red icing down the straws.  Making a white or chocolate icing joke would have been too dur-hur.  But it did give me the notion to do something creative with bamboo skewers and jelly babies for Halloween.   

[B E C K]

Well, it's a metaphor, you see.  Your brother's the Peep and his boyfriend's the-- wha?  You mean we aren't going with that joke, then?  Oh, okay.

[Bernie AKA]

That could be done as well if Eddie had given me a Peep bouquet - twice as possible, really - but no one would think of that.   What does that say about society, class?