Author Topic: They neutered Sayid! (Read 6129 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 27, 2009, 10:41:35 AM »

"I'm Sayid Jarrah, a chicken-killing girl. You may know me or not know me from the annoying hit show, Lost. Week after week, this show jerks around millions of people across the country, perhaps even you. It's not enough that they do this. They have to make me into a giant, moping pussy that gets caught by trying to nail a weak-sauce bounty hunter who should've done us all a favor and died on the plane. Doesn't this sound like a plotline for Jack? FTW, this is ca-razy!

Seriously, why does Ben keep following my ass? Do I ever ask? No, not really. Why don't I kill him when I'm fully capable of doing so and it's painfully obvious that all he does is fuck with me? Because I'm stupid wimp, that's why! I survived the Iraq war but can't kill a tiny, bug-eyed white man.

Well, this week I finally did it! I became a man and killed my enemy... by shooting him as a little boy! Go, me! I shot Harry Potter for bringing me a sandwich. What's more, I shot him in the chest and not in the head. This way, it's possible he's not dead and I may have to chance to cry and regret what I have done for it to have been in vain anyway. Too bad I missed the part where Daniel pretty much said whatever we do in the past don't mean shit. Knowing this fucking show, shooting him probably made him into the monster he is today! It's all my fault!

At least Sun was man enough to smack him in the head with an oar the first chance she got."

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IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »

They're time traveling on this show now?

So glad I never got passed episode 3.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 29, 2009, 02:25:50 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 06:24:12 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 27, 2009, 12:33:27 PM

They're time traveling on this show now?

So glad I never got passed episode 3.

Yes, I'm sorry to say. A bunch of them went back to the 70's for whatever fool reason. At least the characters that get introduced in the 70's are actually relevant to the plot, unlike the Nicki and Paolo replacements we got that arrived on the island in the regular timeline.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 31, 2009, 03:32:33 PM »

If they had originally crashed on Gilligan's Island, so many problems could have been avoided.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 07, 2009, 05:12:54 PM »

I love the idea of Sayid and Ben being linked. This means it will probably end with them killing each other in a fit of fury.

Jack's inactivity is intriguing me. It's now clear that the 4 of them going back to the 70s really did fuck with things. Is Sun the way the Universe will 'course correct', since the barracks had DHARMA stuff and didn't show the damage that Keamy did to it.

I still miss CHAHLIE!

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 07, 2009, 06:59:33 PM »

It sounds like lost should have ended a long time ago, like the Simpsons and ER.

Time Travel my ass.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 08, 2009, 12:37:16 PM »

I'm just watching the ends of the episodes now to get the gist of things. This is one messy clusterfuck.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 08, 2009, 10:26:49 PM »

How is it a messy clusterfuck?

The O-6 leave the island, forsaking John and Sawyer's new group (Jin, Juliet, Miles, and Daniel). The O6 realize that life outside isn't worth it and delude themselves into thinking they belong off the island, while Locke warps back to the real world to convince them they're not where they belong. In doing so, Locke arises the suspicions of Penny's father, Charles Widmore. Widmore used to have Ben's job, until Ben had him removed for being a douchebag. Ben murders Locke after Locke fails to unite the Oceanic 6. Ben doesn't realize this, but Locke will ressurect on the island, something that evenutally united the Oceanic 6 (except Sayid who's abducted by a bounty hunter and taken on the same plane back to the island). With everyone minus Aaron and plus Ben reunited, the plane crashes onto the Island as it should...

EXCEPT Sayid, Kate, Jack, and Hurley are thrown into the 1970s. Sun, Ben, and Locke remain in the present. Sun is searching for Jin and finds out he is also in the 70s. Locke is glad to be alive and has taken over Ben's role (who took it from Widmore). Ben has sought forgiveness for letting Alex die and now seems to be Locke's disciple. MEANWHILE the bounty hunter escorting Sayid has taken over the other new-castaways and taken control of a large metal box with a new arsenal of modern weapons. She seems to be an agent for Widmore for some unknown purpose.

Back in the disco era, Sawyer is now the man Jack could never be. Jack is now displaced and just fucked. Hurley is confused, Kate is recovering and also displaced. Sayid is mistaken for an other and accidentally creates Ben, shooting the child when Ben thinks he's an other that will save him from his abusive father.

What remains? What relation Miles has to the island, what will Daniel do now, and the biggest question of this season; why did Jack, Kate, Sayid, and Hurley are in the 70s.

End summary of S5 thusfar.

Tonight's episode just cemented Ben as best reason to watch Lost. Holy shit, when he blasted Cesar, I jumped out screaming my bromance for him. Then the acting with Alex's ghost, genius. Ben becoming Locke's disciple under threat from Alex/Smoke Monster/Ghost was creepy. The egyptian connection is increasing with the statue and then the bounty hunter asking Frank; "What is under the Shadow of the Statue?".

I DON'T WANT THIS SEASON TO END

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 09, 2009, 09:20:19 AM »

Hey, the fun never stops at the Fun Factory! Now you can get your island drama fix here:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/harpers_island/

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 09, 2009, 09:41:45 PM »

Oh lord. Don't get me started on that supposed abortion.

I now only watch 3 network shows. House, Lost, and Breaking Bad. I will resume Burn Notice, Sons of Anarchy, and Psych when they come back. I haven't fully forgiven FX for canning The Riches.

The D · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 11, 2009, 02:09:06 PM »

Just hope that Lost doesn't end up like Life on Mars.

It was the only primetime show I had been watching, I rather liked the "tough cop, bad cop" vibe of the show.

Then the last episode had to have one of the most messed up revelations to explain what had been happening throughout the show.

It was as if the people making the show gave up on a good ending and penned some cheap "Oh by the way, everything that has happened for two seasons has been a dream inside someone's head" bullshit. In other words, everything that happened in the show became meaningless.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 20, 2009, 02:42:45 PM »

Dude, I know what's going on but it's the series is just a mess imo. It's like someone had the start of a good story in Season One and then got sick and wouldn't stop throwing up.

I'm getting tired of some of these characters (like those Dharma people that all end up deadsies soon) getting so much screen time. Not to mention it's a ripoff either way you slice it to have the viewer invest in Michael, Walt, (especially Michael and Walt) Charlie, Eko, Rose, Bernard, Claire, etc. and they just get tossed aside/killed/whatever. It's like they just threw a jumpsuit on Jin this season and then told him to go off and play with himself. Sayid was completely out of character in my opinion. I think there's just too many damn characters, too many pasts floating around that we don't need to know so much about, and too much focus on things that in the end don't matter. Why did they need to make a mystery out of why Kate was on the island and what happened to Aaron? They didn't. "And here's little Ethan." Who gives a fuck about Ethan anymore and why did we need to learn anything about his folks? The whole Ben thing is getting old, but it's sure as hell not as tiring as knowing all of that backstory on Sayid off of the island that really doesn't matter anyway. There's just a lot of purposeless information. I want to see how it all turns out but it's frustrating wading through the garbage.

Last week's episode was the best yet. Miles is miles (heh) more interesting that Jack and Kate. "The Story of the Oceanic Six" can go fuck itself.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 20, 2009, 03:51:10 PM »

See, and because of stuff like this, I want to see Lost less and less.

I heard BSG ended. Someone tell me the ending didn't suck. Don't tell me the ending as I haven't even gotten halfway there.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 20, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »

Something about Earth not being earth and then it turns out our Earth is their not earth and they were adamn and eve? I heard it from a friend and nodded off. Never really got into it.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 20, 2009, 11:48:51 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Apr 20, 2009, 03:51:10 PM

See, and because of stuff like this, I want to see Lost less and less.

I heard BSG ended. Someone tell me the ending didn't suck. Don't tell me the ending as I haven't even gotten halfway there.

It did, I just didn't mention it cause everyone else here picked Lost (which I find yawn worthy) over it. So I didn't think anyone but me would care so I just kept my yap shut about it.

No time travel, and it didn't suck. The first hour of the last episode was kinda meh. But the 2nd hour was much better. The two lessons you walk away from BSG with are "God exists" and "The Japanese are going to get us all killed." Or at least that's what I got from the ending.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 05:17:15 PM »

Never. Ever. Watching Lost now. I considered renting it. Now? Never.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 05:25:30 PM »

Awww, boo hoo. Can't take a complicated story that inspires thought? Go watch American Idol, then. Leave Ben to us.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 10:38:25 AM »

It inspires irritation and impatience more than it does thought. I think the story could've easily have been stream-lined, with a lot of the background stuff made into online Lost content or webisodes or something.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 01:37:58 PM »

See, here's what it is about Lost for me.
I watched the first season and most of the second and some of the third, maybe all of the second I don't remember at this moment. The First season was fine because it set up all these questions, like a zillion questions. That's what a first season does for shows like this.
Second season comes around and we got a few questions answered, except that it opened a billion more questions like 'who's Desmond' and 'what's this countdown timer for'! They find out what's in the hatch...and then you're asking what that's about. That's what happens every time: You get one question answered and that answer opens a bunch of new questions up that get explored before answering anymore of the old ones. That was the first thing.

The last straw was when they just started killing people they'd just introduced. That blonde girl with Hugo? Shot. Right after we found out she knew Hugo in the mental ward. Eko? After staring down the smoke monster once, it comes back and kills him. I liked Eko! He had the jesus stick! The leader of the second group of survivors? After such good story development? Just gets shot up by Michael after we find out she knew and worked with Jack's dad. Admittedly the last chick there was an actor deal there, but still!

And now there's time travel, leaving the island and coming back, flash-forwards into the future rather than just flashbacks, and just all this stuff that I just am not going to deal with. Seriously. I don't like enough of the characters left to give that show another try, not this late in the game.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 04:02:20 PM »

So smoke monster and everyone surviving the crash, ok. Time travel = bad?

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 05:33:12 PM »

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The last straw was when they just started killing people they'd just introduced.

Yeah, that irked me, too. It was like a bait and switch. Why did the audience bother learning about any of those people if the tail was apparently populated by a swarm of red shirts. That's like getting an entire episode dedicated to Artz. It doesn't make sense. But, hell, I just miss Michael and Walt being around with Vincent. And Claire x Charlie. They gave the show a sense of heart that the other characters can't provide. (Not even Rose and Bernard.)

Granted, I don't hate Juliet or Daniel, heck, I even like Miles and Lapidus. But if they died... nothing would be missing to be honest. Locke, Ben, Jin, Sun... whatever. (Wouldn't be the first time for Locke. He and Ben are seriously wearing out their welcome.) I think Kate or Jack need to bite it. Stars or not, they are so purposeless it isn't funny. At least the death of one would motivate the other. All they do is angst and make stupid choices. ABC needs to save that shit for Grey's Anatomy. Sawyer and Hurley are the only left two whose deaths would change the show imo.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 06:15:54 PM »

Well it's gonna be either Daniel, Sawyer, or Jack who will die this season. I think Danny only because his story's basically done. Jack still has to be the hero and Sawyer's Sawyer.

Claire isn't dead, her actress will be back next season. Miles remains my favorite addition, but the show has that 'anyone can die' vibe, and I think the pain of character deaths gets what they want. It's not like they don't ever come back, especially when Anubis lived on the island.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 06:16:24 PM »

OH! I hate ABC for forcing a clipshow on the producers to carry Lost through sweeps.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 06:56:31 PM »

I know Claire isn't dead but I still miss her. I think you're right, Dan's goose is cooked. He doesn't have much more to contribute. He gets everyone back to the present (or tells them how) and then it's time to join Charlotte. That's not so bad for him.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 12:00:47 AM »

The real shitter is going to come when you find out they all died in the crash at the end of the show.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 09:18:29 AM »

OH MY GOD!

That theory's been discredited since the beginning. They're not all dead. They're not in an alternate dimension. They've left the island and returned.

SPOILER

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SPOILER

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 12:40:12 PM »

She's my sister! *slap*

She's my daughter! *slap*

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 02:40:08 PM »

Yeah as such a big fan of the show I sure should have known what Theories have and havn't been discredited. Stupid me.

Ha Ha...Chinatown. Nice.

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 06:53:24 PM »

You should know, everyone should.