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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #30 on: Mar 27, 2009, 10:16:14 AM »
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Unlimited wishes or only three.  Or this some bs monkey paw thing because that "consequences for wishes" crap doesn't fly.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #31 on: Apr 09, 2009, 12:50:09 AM »
This is the most disappointing thread ever.

I only skimmed over it, but from what I gathered... Faye is Sam's girlfriend, there's a video of them fucking IDE, but no one wants to post the link?

You people are horrible.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #32 on: Apr 09, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »
Well I think we came to the conculsion that George Washington was the 2nd coming of Jesus and that we are all in Hell now. So it makes sense we are horrible.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #33 on: Apr 09, 2009, 05:31:33 AM »
This topic sucks.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #34 on: Apr 11, 2009, 01:59:22 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I just want to see the fucking video, as long as it's GOOD pr0n.

I'm seriously disappointed for that reason alone.


As they say on /b/, Tits or GTFO.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #35 on: Apr 11, 2009, 08:16:36 PM »
Agreed, TITS OR GTFO!
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #36 on: Apr 13, 2009, 12:15:00 PM »
GTFO without tits will be difficult....
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #37 on: Apr 21, 2009, 01:31:25 PM »
Be a woman trying to exit a vehicle in a compact car space and tell us that.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #38 on: Apr 21, 2009, 05:26:39 PM »
Ladies should always be dropped off at the entrance.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #39 on: Apr 22, 2009, 09:28:11 AM »
Would that I could train my car to do that at work, and pick me up as well.  Nothing pisses me off like having to shimmy sideways into my little Toyota Echo sandwiched by giant soccer mom barges because the bints were too fucking lazy to walk across the garage to the stairs and cornhole into the compact car spaces.  I always take the plate number and report them - three offenses and their wheel gets the locking boot!  :razz:
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #40 on: Apr 23, 2009, 12:10:34 AM »
You need a Knight Rider!
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #41 on: Apr 23, 2009, 08:52:40 AM »
I'd like a Christine as well to sic on the space hog hags.  >:D
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2009, 03:26:30 PM »
Do pr0n professionally or join the army?

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