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There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« on: Feb 25, 2009, 08:47:00 PM »
Well, kind of. there are two of them. and it's not really me but it's a girl that looks EXACTLY like me. My bf found it (  :mad:  ) and its supposedly one of the "top viewed" with over 10k visits. What the FUCK am I going to do if someone else I know watches it? you guys can't even imagine how alike that slut is to me, almost IDENTICAL. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck :finger: :nono: ::)

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #1 on: Feb 27, 2009, 11:50:53 AM »
We can't possibly judge unless we have proof of these videos.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #2 on: Feb 27, 2009, 02:20:30 PM »
Yeah, name of the young starlet?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #3 on: Feb 27, 2009, 06:37:16 PM »
The fuck I know! he thought it was me so there was obviously no name. I have a screen cap but she looks like me and she's naked so I don't want to put it hereeeeeee

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #4 on: Feb 27, 2009, 07:57:37 PM »
post the link to the vid or pic

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #5 on: Feb 28, 2009, 01:33:02 PM »
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #6 on: Feb 28, 2009, 06:36:23 PM »
Since I don't know how you look, this really has stretched my attention. This is a Doug-esque rant. Pics, or shut the fuck up. Seriously, if it's not you who the hell gives a fuck? Not me.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #7 on: Mar 01, 2009, 08:07:03 PM »
There's pictures of her on her Myspace.  Anyway, not that I want to, but I don't even know how you begin searching for something on no other information but a face.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #8 on: Mar 01, 2009, 09:55:26 PM »
Exactly, it's just a bullshit whining post. Now say she HAD provided even a still of her versus a screenshot of the supposed actress, even then we'd have a thread. But all it is vapors. For all I know, there's a sextape of me out there. I've fucked in some odd places. If anyone ever finds it, please post it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #9 on: Mar 02, 2009, 12:16:58 PM »
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Pssht, the only additional information I think you mentioned to me was that it was some pr0n youtube-like site.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #10 on: Mar 02, 2009, 12:34:35 PM »
There's only 40 of those with 20k videos in each. This would be really interesting if the 'girl' were a Brazillian shemale.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #11 on: Mar 02, 2009, 01:53:17 PM »
I think it was youporn.com

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #12 on: Mar 02, 2009, 05:48:37 PM »
 You think so?? I don't know! I don't want to post the pic here cause I thought it was prohibited to do so

ps: fuck you tom for comparing me to doug, wtf

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #13 on: Mar 03, 2009, 06:17:15 AM »
Explain to me the difference, then, between you bitching and Doug bitching. Post a name so we can at least compare. It's not you, we know it's not you, it's another person entirely, who cares?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #14 on: Mar 04, 2009, 04:18:38 PM »
Explain to me the difference, then, between you bitching and Doug bitching.

One is hot and one is not?






































You can debate which.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #15 on: Mar 05, 2009, 05:51:22 AM »
Can't we compromise that both are crazy?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #16 on: Mar 05, 2009, 03:56:50 PM »
There is an animated gif of me plowing a 19 yr old on INTERNET. If you can't find it everywhere then please let me know so I can post it up.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #17 on: Mar 05, 2009, 07:47:30 PM »
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #18 on: Mar 05, 2009, 08:08:30 PM »
HOORAY GOLDEN GOD!

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #19 on: Mar 07, 2009, 11:31:24 AM »
There is an animated gif of me plowing a 19 yr old on INTERNET. If you can't find it everywhere then please let me know so I can post it up.
What was his name?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #20 on: Mar 07, 2009, 03:58:19 PM »
Oh ho ho you character you! You card!

Wait I'm not done yet...

Oh hooo hooo ho man...Ohhh ho...ahh...gay jokes.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #21 on: Mar 07, 2009, 09:42:01 PM »
Seriously, was he blonde? If so, post that shit up.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #22 on: Mar 07, 2009, 09:56:07 PM »
No, I'll back him on this.  Unless by "he" you mean a man with a vagina and no external gonads.
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #23 on: Mar 14, 2009, 04:00:39 PM »
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Why would you be embarassed if it's not actually you.

You could always post a pic of yourself alongside a censored version of the pr0n star, although considering it's you I doubt you know how to use a photo editing software to censor.


(yes I noticed the jokes at my expense, I'm used to them now and I refuse to give any kind of response to them besides this one)
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #24 on: Mar 14, 2009, 10:33:42 PM »
I am an equal oppurtunity offender, but I am confident that if a you-look-a-like is ever sucking big black cock on camera, you'd have the decency to show pics for comparison.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #25 on: Mar 15, 2009, 03:45:12 PM »
And by "us", he means just him.

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 16, 2009, 11:31:19 AM »
Man. Never changes. Hilarious!

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« Reply #27 on: Mar 19, 2009, 09:50:35 PM »
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Why would you be embarassed if it's not actually you.

You could always post a pic of yourself alongside a censored version of the pr0n star, although considering it's you I doubt you know how to use a photo editing software to censor.


(yes I noticed the jokes at my expense, I'm used to them now and I refuse to give any kind of response to them besides this one)

Cause she REALLY REALLY looks like me! I'm just afraid some future boss would see it and then look at me funny thinking it was me on that video! i mean that girl stuck a dildo up her ass for god's sake!

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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #28 on: Mar 22, 2009, 03:19:21 PM »
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Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« Reply #29 on: Mar 22, 2009, 07:05:49 PM »
omfg, pics or it didnt happen
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.