Author Topic: Octo-Mom (Read 4794 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Feb 18, 2009, 03:23:16 PM »

That's what Merla and I are calling that breeder that brought in eight more mouths she can't afford to feed into the world. Anybody wanna soapbox about her? Her "filthy" house? Her obsession with Angelina Jolie?

Here are some latest headlines. I'm certain someone will give her money for the story someday though.

Dropped By PR firm for Death Threats

TLC does not pursue reality series

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 18, 2009, 06:03:24 PM »

How exactly did she pay for the fertilization if she can't even afford the kids she had BEFORE she had it done again?

And I've always maintained there just something not right about people that like Angelina Jolie.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 18, 2009, 07:53:53 PM »

FUck her, and fuck Angelina Jolie.

The D · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 19, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »

Moar like 8 more welfare checks AM I RITE HUR HUR!!!

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 20, 2009, 02:21:43 AM »

Her vag is of no use to me or anyone at this point.

Turn her and her crotch dropplings into dog food says I.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 02:17:08 PM »

Merla had read somewhere that Octo-Mom hadn't had sex in years or some shit like that. That just seems wrong somehow. You're the mother of eight new babies but can't get laid once?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 11:56:58 PM »

Guess she is just cutting out the middle man.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 25, 2009, 08:30:35 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 23, 2009, 02:17:08 PM

Merla had read somewhere that Octo-Mom hadn't had sex in years or some shit like that. That just seems wrong somehow. You're the mother of eight new babies but can't get laid once?

Yeah I read that too! I think i got it from that disgrace that is Perez Heiress-Whore.
I think she supposedly didn't have sex for 7 years or so. fuuuuck, that's probably why they had to do cesarea on her, her hoohah must have been air tight ew

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 27, 2009, 09:52:57 AM »

I caught the end of Dr Phil yesterday and he was talking about how she called him right before his show and said that reality was kicking in. DUH! She's had people take care of her kids up til now, but she has about 4 pages of housing requirements to meet before they let her take them home.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 27, 2009, 01:20:27 PM »

I hear she got offered to do a porno. Ech.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 27, 2009, 02:21:41 PM »

She does have some DSLs.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 27, 2009, 06:38:15 PM »

She can't do a pr0n unless she gets some cosmetic surgery on her hoohah

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 27, 2009, 08:02:06 PM »

They can use her as a set.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 28, 2009, 06:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2009, 06:38:15 PM

She can't do a pr0n unless she gets some cosmetic surgery on her hoohah

C-section both terms, the pussoui should be fine.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 02, 2009, 05:46:16 PM »

oh shit really? eww then she needs surgery in her stomach.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 03, 2009, 06:21:22 AM »

She's been offered I think. With the economy failing, isn't it great that this is what dominates the news? I know all about some crazy Turkish broad's vag, yet they're struggling on reporting when it comes to the current economy.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 04, 2009, 10:35:24 PM »

I hope she does get the porno gig but winds up getting DVDA'ed for hours on end.

Death by booka!

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 14, 2009, 04:05:43 PM »

Every time I hear the media call her Octo-mom I imagine her with robotic arms like Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2.

I've been meaning to photoshop a picture of that for a while now...

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 14, 2009, 10:38:10 PM »

I think of squid girl and eel girl, just a woman who thought she was preggers and it turns out she is actually incubating a tentacle monster due to a horrid tentacle rape she endured years ago yet blocked from her memory. She then gives birth to Lord Octus who in turn rapes her and again impregnates her creating a neverending circle of rape. Fuck, I need to stop reading those manga.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 15, 2009, 03:36:59 PM »

Yeah, for fuck's sake, man.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 15, 2009, 03:44:12 PM »

That's more disturbing then some dude my boyfriend and I met outside a bar talking about how Ted Bundy was so cool. He was like "Man it was so cool how he chased girls out into the woods and raped and killed him. I want to do that!" Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 15, 2009, 03:46:42 PM »

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Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.

Not for the people outside. Yoinks.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 16, 2009, 11:28:04 AM »

Holy freakin' crap.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 19, 2009, 09:55:02 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Mar 15, 2009, 03:44:12 PM

That's more disturbing then some dude my boyfriend and I met outside a bar talking about how Ted Bundy was so cool. He was like "Man it was so cool how he chased girls out into the woods and raped and killed him. I want to do that!" Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.

He was probably one of those losers that like to act sooo tough. He watched too much Rurouni Kenshin.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 20, 2009, 01:42:15 PM »

I usually refer to her as either Octopussy or Cervix du Soleil.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 10:25:48 AM »

I like the latter. It induces visions of Echidna and her brood in colorful costumes and doing elaborate acrobatics choreographed to song.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 28, 2009, 12:18:14 AM »

Plus it would have Roger Moore hanging around it.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 06:21:41 PM »

I said latter, not former. Screw Roger Moore.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 30, 2009, 10:33:14 PM »

I know. I was giving up yet ANOTHER reason to go with the former. I think I've made it pretty clear that I hate the Roger Moore Bond flicks. Well except for View to a Kill and that's more for the wicked awesome Duran Duran tune and Chris Walken and Grace Jones.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 31, 2009, 12:16:17 PM »

You have? I never noticed.