Author Topic: THE CURSE IS DEAD!!! (Read 14434 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Oct 27, 2004, 10:41:49 PM »

^_^ KiSS MY ASS YANKEES!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:00:17 PM »

smuh?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:01:13 PM »

Oh come on, the Red Sox so obviously won.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:01:47 PM »

What was "the curse"?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:07:03 PM »

If you say "Babe Ruth" three times while looking in the mirror at midnight, you'll find a bloody bat in your bed ten minutes later.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:08:32 PM »

But I don't have a bed. Actually I do, but it's Merla's now. Does that mean it appears in Merla's bed? Or does it appear on the couch where I sleep? Or does it appear on the floor of my bedless room?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:14:13 PM »

Hey.
If you build it, they will come.

On a side note, I don't have a bed, either. Just a torn-up chairbed that's ...maybe younger than Bernie. I've been sleeping on that thing since I got back from the army.

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:41:07 PM »

I have two beds. And a couch.

n_n

MegatronYES · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:46:48 PM »

Fuck you. I have toys.

Bitch · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:50:30 PM »

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 11:52:21 PM »

Um, re-reading that post out of the context I intended it.............. yes. Ew.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:12:25 AM »

Make sure you wash them so you don't get a yeast infection.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:20:29 AM »

That reminds of a time in the eight grade when I got in a fight with this big black guy in Algebra 2. I couldn't get the stupid protective locking cases off of the calculators, and I was all "How do you open these thing?" and then he leaned in and said "You cough up yeast on it," went off to to his seat and added "Get that, mother fucker?"
I followed his footsteps for about seven feet or so and said "Granted, that was pretty funny, but you'll have to understand that it still makes me want to hit you in your fucking face," So every body turns around and we were both stuck... we had to try to show eachother up, and we both came out with nothing but some bruises. <_<

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:45:14 AM »

You should've just compared penises and left it at that.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:51:46 AM »

No, you didn't read the story... the guy is black. BUUHHLAAAHAAACCKKKK.

Not a fair contest.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:53:01 AM »

Sometimes in order to avoid violence you have to take the bigger penis like a champ. I'm sure Ghandi said that somewhere.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:54:07 AM »

...........

Damn, I can't follow that up with anything...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:54:44 AM »

But uh, you can go ahead and keep talking about penises anyway.

Bitch · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:55:18 AM »

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Sometimes in order to avoid violence you have to take the bigger penis like a champ. I'm sure Ghandi said that somewhere.

That might depend on whether Megs has a strong gag reflex.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 12:56:20 AM »

I don't actually. I think I really would have made a pretty good faggot.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:01:58 AM »

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But uh, you can go ahead and keep talking about penises anyway.

Okay. How big are you?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:06:57 AM »

:unsure: ..............hmmmmmmmm. This has the potential to be either the best or worst conversation that I've ever had, ever.

Should I continue it? Choices, choices. <_<

....tsk.....nuhhhhh........

Five inches.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:09:27 AM »

Ha ha, that waaaay beats-- oh wait, I'm not suppose to know that. But it's not Rama and it's very very small, that's all I can say.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:11:31 AM »

Holy crap!

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:13:15 AM »

Shhh! Shhh! I said nothing!

tee hee

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:14:07 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:16:11 AM »

Um, there there.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:18:15 AM »

No, I'm just trying to imagine.... fuck.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:22:53 AM »

Who moved my penis?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 01:25:02 AM »

That reminds me, I gotta call Kat tomorrow, I wonder what she's doing lately.