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Gimmee crackers.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 07:08:56 PM »
Calif. family finds $10,000 in box of crackers

Turns out it was some little old lady's life savings.  So they were free and clear to keep the money... but the likelihood it was drug money was too great.


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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 28, 2008, 10:37:15 PM »
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 30, 2008, 04:16:55 PM »
Merla told me she wouldn't even be a little bit tempted to keep it if she was somehow able to know for a fact that it wasn't drug money.  Not that I would keep it, but darn it I'd be tempted.  I mean that old lady ain't got long. 
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 30, 2008, 09:00:55 PM »
So Merla wouldn't keep it unless it was drug money :P

Me I'd keep it no matter what.  In fact I would hope that it's drug money.  Why should that bother anyone?  If anything it's better if it's drug money because that means that you spending it on comic books and toys has broken the cycle of some douche reinvesting in his drug trade.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #4 on: Jan 02, 2009, 12:37:09 PM »
I would keep it regardless. You have to be a schmuck if you lose money like that.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #5 on: Jan 03, 2009, 09:14:50 PM »
Agreed.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #6 on: Jan 05, 2009, 04:57:34 PM »
I dream of the day I find a sack full of drug money somewhere.  I'd spend/invest that shit with GLEE.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #7 on: Jan 05, 2009, 05:16:48 PM »
I "found" a suitcase full of drug money once.

But that's all I'm going to say about that.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #8 on: Jan 06, 2009, 06:05:33 PM »
I should hope not.  We need a book to chronicle the shit you've seen/done/claim to have done.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #9 on: Jan 06, 2009, 08:17:12 PM »
Couldn't we just collect the police reports in anthology?
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #10 on: Jan 06, 2009, 10:16:41 PM »
Well sometimes my adventures did carry me beyond the boundaries of the law.  Nearly 50% of my arrests were underage drinking.  And all of them were alcohol related.

But there should be a book.  I need someone following me around chronicling my feats.  The guy from Willow would be perfect.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #11 on: Jan 07, 2009, 10:30:54 PM »
Plus he would get plenty of sloppy seconds.
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Re: Gimmee crackers.
« Reply #12 on: Feb 23, 2009, 02:33:14 PM »
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