Author Topic: Jesus Birthday Thread (Read 10369 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **on:** Dec 24, 2008, 10:47:22 PM »

Woo Christmas! I just did Christmas with my dad's family tonight - I brought the boyfriend and everyone seemed to like him. The homemade Bailey's may have helped loosen the wagons though. Tomorrow we get to wake up extra early to go over to my mom's for present unwrapping then leave and drive an hour to his family's house for more present unwrapping.

What are your guys' plans?

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 11:17:37 PM »

Man I bet that Jesus guy is pissed off his birtday fell on Christmas.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 25, 2008, 05:13:40 AM »

I dont know who jesus is but Merry Christmas, Knishmas, Holidays and all that other good shit everyone. Catch you next new year.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 25, 2008, 12:02:13 PM »

Jesus detailed my car.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 25, 2008, 11:49:17 PM »

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Get any birthday action?

I didn't really have any plans. I baked stuff. I gave the stuff I baked to people. We're visiting my dad this weekend. The jerk was in town on Christmas Eve at my grandpa's and didn't even stop by our house: We live about three or four minutes away. What a lazy ass.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 02:14:03 AM »

I ended up going out last night. I woke up this morning and opened up some new vag as a present. I wasn't allowed to seal the deal though. Hopefully saturday night. Like jesus, my boner died and will rise from the grave days later.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 27, 2008, 12:50:36 PM »

If sitting around eating days-old ham and watching Sweeny Todd is normal, then yes, I had a normal Christmas.

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 27, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »

I spent three days at my grandparents' house for Christmas. Everyone loved me and my newfound skinniness.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 28, 2008, 01:12:12 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 24, 2008, 11:17:37 PM

Man I bet that Jesus guy is pissed off his birtday fell on Christmas.

It sucks having your birthday so close to Christmas. Everyone cops out and gives you "birthday/Christmas" presents. Bullshit.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 28, 2008, 02:49:41 AM »

Yeah I know. My Mom's is on the 20th and she got the short end of the stick her entire life. I'm luckly, mine is close but still far enough away that it doesn't get bundled in with Christmas.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 31, 2008, 02:10:51 AM »

This is bullshit, every year I get less and less presents. This year I got three, and they all came from my bf. Fuck my uncles from travelling during Xmas! :shakes fist:

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 31, 2008, 11:04:22 PM »

The spirit of giving Ladies and Gentlemen.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 03, 2009, 09:13:28 PM »

I got 300 bucks from my Dad... and apparently a new bedroom set with a Tempurpedic mattress.

Kary got me 3 pairs of socks. Her mom got me some kind of pullover sweater thing.

That was all.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 05, 2009, 08:34:18 AM »

edit: neeevermind

I got:
from my bf: my favorite chocolates, a pair of indoor socks (the ones that are reaaally soft :3 ) and a diamonds bracelet
oh and my coworker got me a hat!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 06, 2009, 06:03:59 PM »

The Christmas gift thing sort of falls off quite a bit with weak economics and having breached the big 3-0. But I bought myself a shotgun and 25th Anniversary Optimus Prime on New Year's Eve, so I came through for myself, as usual

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 06, 2009, 08:18:32 PM »

The reissue? I hope you didn't pay full price for it.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 06, 2009, 08:22:15 PM »

I still haven't decided on my gift to myself yet. I'm sure I'll love it though.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 06, 2009, 10:45:11 PM »

I still need a master piece starscream. But I'll wait until the talking one comes out instead of getting shafted by buying the first release.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 07, 2009, 01:14:45 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 06, 2009, 08:22:15 PM

I still haven't decided on my gift to myself yet. I'm sure I'll love it though.

I imagine you would be a hard person to buy for yourself. Sometimes buying presents is so difficult. I'd just get myself a gift card to a store I know I like.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 07, 2009, 10:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 06, 2009, 08:18:32 PM

The reissue? I hope you didn't pay full price for it.

No, I put it in my subspace pocket and smuggled it out of Walmart after leaving a twenty on the shelf in its place.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 07, 2009, 10:35:18 PM »

Well that's good cause it isn’t worth the 70 clams they expect you to put down for it.

But what I meant is that some Wal-Marts have clearanced this thing after Christmas to the more reasonable 50 bucks. And I was just hoping you didn't pay full price for it.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 08, 2009, 01:24:39 AM »

That's good to know. That's one reason why I keep receipts.

Bitch · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 19, 2009, 07:16:09 PM »

Waay late:

2 weeks away from BCT
$1000 from gramma
Samsung BlackJack 2
Digicam
Clothes
Love

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 02:18:03 PM »

$1000...? Can your Gramma adopt me?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 03, 2009, 11:35:08 PM »

My Grandma gave me like $70! Goddamn.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 20, 2009, 02:16:18 PM »

We got a cool cherrywood mantle gas log fireplace installed for Xmas. Looks great, but as soon as it gets warm the main fire goes out and leaves just the pilot light on for safety reasons. Fuckers - we can only use it for about 6 weeks. If we want to die warm from carbon monoxide, let us.