Author Topic: KEEE-RIST. (Read 18076 times)

Phagey · « **on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:46:09 PM »

You people are still here?

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:48:49 PM »

Oh man....that smell.

Someone pulled this one out the vault.

Phagey · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:51:42 PM »

You just don't recognize the smell of success, Rama.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:53:53 PM »

You may have a point there. The man is holding me down.

Phagey · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:55:08 PM »

Funny, I thought I was the gay one.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 19, 2008, 11:59:00 PM »

Yeah but I'm black!

Phagey · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 12:05:16 AM »

I fail to see what your race has to do with some guy holding you down. Is this some secret club thing I don't know about?

Heh. It looks like nothing here's changed at all, really. Someone reminded me of Nuri, and I just had to see if this place was still around.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 12:56:58 AM »

Way! Now you can go away, come back again next Christmas like Frosty the Smegman, and marvel once again at our collective continued presence.

We'll be looking for you!

Phagey · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 04:31:44 AM »

Has no one ran you over yet. Looks like I lost the office pool.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 11:17:44 AM »

You can't kill Shwiggie. He's like....well....he's like Michael Weston or Britney Spears. No matter what happens, he's still around.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 11:38:00 PM »

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 20, 2008, 12:05:16 AM

I fail to see what your race has to do with some guy holding you down. Is this some secret club thing I don't know about?

Oh all you honkies know about the club...you just won't admit it.

Phagey · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 11:43:56 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 20, 2008, 11:38:00 PM

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 20, 2008, 12:05:16 AM
I fail to see what your race has to do with some guy holding you down. Is this some secret club thing I don't know about?

Oh all you honkies know about the club...you just won't admit it.

Honkies. Heh. I love that word.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 20, 2008, 11:46:29 PM »

Mr. Mop!

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 20, 2008, 12:05:16 AM

I fail to see what your race has to do with some guy holding you down. Is this some secret club thing I don't know about?

Possibly.

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Heh. It looks like nothing here's changed at all, really. Someone reminded me of Nuri, and I just had to see if this place was still around.

Someone actually reminded you of me by name or you saw/read something someone said that reminded you of me?

Phagey · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 21, 2008, 01:07:55 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 20, 2008, 11:46:29 PM

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Heh. It looks like nothing here's changed at all, really. Someone reminded me of Nuri, and I just had to see if this place was still around.

Someone actually reminded you of me by name or you saw/read something someone said that reminded you of me?

Someone reminded me of my time as Mayhem mod, and the fact that Mayhem's crap now. We got to talking about what it was like when it first started, and I ended up wondering if this place was still here.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 12:17:52 PM »

I was just remarking that this place wasn't as gay lately.

Fire Island closed late this year, didn't it?

Phagey · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 02:21:51 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 22, 2008, 12:17:52 PM

I was just remarking that this place wasn't as gay lately.

Fire Island closed late this year, didn't it?

Wouldn't know, I'm not stereotypical, and avoid most gay culture. Though don't worry, this is only a visit. I have more than enough on my plate these days to keep me busy.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 05:19:22 PM »

Like cum?

Phagey · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 05:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 22, 2008, 05:19:22 PM

Like cum?

That's disgusting, Duo. It goes in a glass.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 10:01:36 PM »

Not if you fry it like an omelete.

Phagey · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 23, 2008, 08:56:53 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 22, 2008, 10:01:36 PM

Not if you fry it like an omelete.

I don't own that recipe book.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 09:06:52 AM »

What recipe, I just told you how to do it. You put it in the pan and cook it like egg whites. Shock your friends, gross out a rival. Feed you gay cousin.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 10:39:39 AM »

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 22, 2008, 05:50:38 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 22, 2008, 05:19:22 PM
Like cum?

That's disgusting, Duo. It goes in a glass.

On the rocks?

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 01:45:39 PM »

Add 1 1/2 oz. peach Schnapps, 2 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2 oz. Orange Juice, and 2 oz. Pineapple Juice, and you have yourself a "Man-Sex On the Beach."

Phagey · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 01:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 24, 2008, 09:06:52 AM

What recipe, I just told you how to do it. You put it in the pan and cook it like egg whites. Shock your friends, gross out a rival. Feed you gay cousin.

Doesn't sound like my cup of tea. Enjoy your cum omelette though.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 02:05:03 PM »

And now on the eve of Yule! You pay for your betrayal!

*stab stab....*

Actually I don't even remember what I think you did.

Oh well...

*stab stab stab*

Phagey · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 25, 2008, 02:39:48 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 24, 2008, 02:05:03 PM

And now on the eve of Yule! You pay for your betrayal!

*stab stab....*

Actually I don't even remember what I think you did.

Oh well...

*stab stab stab*

Wait I did something? That doesn't sound like me, I'm far too apathetic and lazy to do something.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 25, 2008, 07:03:58 PM »

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 21, 2008, 01:07:55 AM

Someone reminded me of my time as Mayhem mod, and the fact that Mayhem's crap now. We got to talking about what it was like when it first started, and I ended up wondering if this place was still here.

Ha, I didn't know Mayhem still existed. What's on your plate anyway? School? Work? Ppls?

What's Fire Island? Is there Ice Cream Island? I've been looking for years now.

Phagey · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 12:43:58 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 25, 2008, 07:03:58 PM

Quote from: Phagey on Dec 21, 2008, 01:07:55 AM
Someone reminded me of my time as Mayhem mod, and the fact that Mayhem's crap now. We got to talking about what it was like when it first started, and I ended up wondering if this place was still here.

Ha, I didn't know Mayhem still existed. What's on your plate anyway? School? Work? Ppls?

Yeah, I haven't been to Mayhem or the 'Spark in nearly a year, but I still talk to a few people from there, but they're still there. I'm mostly busy with work, RL things and trying to get work done on the house I bought earlier this year. I do a little online still, but not much.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 12:59:25 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 25, 2008, 07:03:58 PM

Is there Ice Cream Island? I've been looking for years now.

There was a an Ice Cream Island for about 15 mins, now it's just known as "Pool of Sticky Stuff" Island.

Phagey · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 01:33:32 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 26, 2008, 12:59:25 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 25, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
Is there Ice Cream Island? I've been looking for years now.

There was a an Ice Cream Island for about 15 mins, now it's just known as "Pool of Sticky Stuff" Island.

It's their own fault for putting it that close to Fire Island.