Author Topic: So I joined the Army. (Read 33036 times)

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #60 on:** Apr 13, 2009, 12:10:19 PM »

I like how you say that...as if it's supposed to be better.

Derrick · « **Reply #61 on:** Apr 15, 2009, 07:56:51 PM »

It is. Seriously, prove me wrong.

Bitch · « **Reply #62 on:** Apr 19, 2009, 08:36:08 AM »

Aagh, thought I'd already posted this. Stupid barracks internet...

I'm gonna be home on Thursday. I had a few anxiety attacks that were pretty impressive, and apparently took like two bottles of pills (I don't remember the day at all), so they sent me to the loony bin for a week. Now I get to go home and maybe try again in six months.

Derrick · « **Reply #63 on:** Apr 19, 2009, 10:28:51 PM »

o.o

What pills, if I may ask?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #64 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 12:29:24 PM »

And do you have any more of them?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #65 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 01:19:08 PM »

Bitch, don't pull a Ledger on us.

Derrick · « **Reply #66 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 05:27:20 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 21, 2009, 12:29:24 PM

And do you have any more of them?

BAD!

Bitch · « **Reply #67 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 06:19:04 PM »

Ambien, Ativan, Trazidone, Lortabs... I was pretty fucked up. I apparently had an entire conversation with my platoon sergeant that night without even knowing it. Someone told him what I was doing, and he turned on the lights in the bay and woke everyone up while he was talking to me. And when I got to the hospital, I cracked everyone up in my dementia my first day. I also told my best friend not to be poor. This is all second hand information, of course, but fun as hell nonetheless.

Derrick · « **Reply #68 on:** Apr 21, 2009, 09:54:06 PM »

Yeah, those are all medicines that shouldn't be taken together. They will just fuck you up.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #69 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 09:19:57 AM »

Big time. I'm pretty much addicted to Ambien at this point, which is why I don't take Vicodin for my back until I can hardly move and can go without a decent night's sleep, i.e. Friday/Saturday. $:-\$

B E C K · « **Reply #70 on:** Apr 22, 2009, 05:35:07 PM »

Quote from: Bitch on Apr 19, 2009, 08:36:08 AM

Aagh, thought I'd already posted this. Stupid barracks internet...

I'm gonna be home on Thursday. I had a few anxiety attacks that were pretty impressive, and apparently took like two bottles of pills (I don't remember the day at all), so they sent me to the loony bin for a week. Now I get to go home and maybe try again in six months.

Oh, wow. So what happens to you now? What do you do in those six months?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #71 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 12:36:14 PM »

You know, Bitch, in the Navy, you could sail the seven seas AND put your mind at ease. At least that's what the Village People tell us.

Derrick · « **Reply #72 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 02:06:22 PM »

She's not a dude, they wouldn't accept her.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #73 on:** Apr 23, 2009, 02:17:27 PM »

In 2008 they started letting women serve in submarines. It's not just a man's life in the Navy anymore!

Bitch · « **Reply #74 on:** Apr 28, 2009, 08:14:48 PM »

Only if its yellow.

Derrick · « **Reply #75 on:** Apr 30, 2009, 07:17:15 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Apr 23, 2009, 02:17:27 PM

In 2008 they started letting women serve in submarines. It's not just a man's life in the Navy anymore!

I meant because they only love Semen. Not sea men, ropes of thick, hot Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #76 on:** Apr 30, 2009, 12:13:36 PM »

Uncontrollable flying splooge has got to be a hell of a safety hazard in such tight quarters.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #77 on:** Apr 30, 2009, 03:10:32 PM »

But at least if the sub gets a big ol' hole, they can glue that bitch up.

Rama · « **Reply #78 on:** Apr 30, 2009, 11:00:07 PM »

I think that would depend on what they are feeding those sailors.

Derrick · « **Reply #79 on:** Apr 30, 2009, 11:28:07 PM »

Horse sperm and oats.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #80 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:24:43 PM »

Makes one wonder why scientists are always violating innocent spiders' webs with this untapped source of sticky strength.

IDE · « **Reply #81 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:18:48 PM »

Well it looks like I'll be joining after all. I need the 10K signing bonus for joining the guard. It was foolish of me to believe that I could go through a life time without battle. Now as in all my passed existences on this rock and others I will become an instrument of war.

So much for variety.