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Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:32:46 PM »
Happy Birthday, you Dick!

Dick Van Dyke facts:
Unwitting patron saint of this board since 2000.
Birthday: Dec 13
Age: Eighty.... er, three?
Wikipedia tidbit: Van Dyke's attempt at a cockney accent was cited as one of the worst film accents in a BBC poll.

His film credits include Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and that turdling ball known as Night at the Museum.
His tv show credits include Diagnosis Murder, <a href="
>The Dick Van Dyke Show[/url], and Diagnosis Murder.  Also, Diagnosis Murder.

Dick Van Dyke meets Slipnot:


Lookit that little scoundrel!

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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 08, 2008, 05:25:39 PM »
Matlock pwns Diagnosis Murder. Andy Griffith can kick Van Dyke's ass to the next galaxy.
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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 08, 2008, 08:40:25 PM »
Quincy > Matlock.

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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 09, 2008, 08:42:53 PM »
None of those losers have Dick Van Dyke's impish charms!
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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 11, 2008, 09:11:55 PM »
Can any of them making falling over an ottoman look graceful?  If Matlock fell over a chair, it would just be tragic.
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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 11, 2008, 11:20:43 PM »
Not to mention if he hurt himself and Don Knotts had to take over all his cases.
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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 12, 2008, 06:07:06 AM »
This thread is now about how awesome Quincy is.
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Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:38:42 AM »
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Dec 11, 2008, 09:11:55 PM
Can any of them making falling over an ottoman look graceful?  If Matlock fell over a chair, it would just be tragic.

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