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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #150 on: Dec 06, 2012, 05:05:38 PM »
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.

That only works for me

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #151 on: Dec 06, 2012, 11:42:29 PM »

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #152 on: Dec 07, 2012, 09:16:34 AM »
My family bought me a monocle.  My family is awesome.  All sophisticated and shit now.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #153 on: Dec 07, 2012, 02:04:13 PM »
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.

That only works for me

So what you're saying is that your pitiable?
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #154 on: Dec 07, 2012, 03:44:23 PM »
My family bought me a monocle.  My family is awesome.  All sophisticated and shit now.

That's awesome.  All you need now are the cane, top hat, and spats and you are effin' set, my friend.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #155 on: Dec 08, 2012, 12:56:46 AM »
Then you can pass out Free Parking to all your friends.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #156 on: Dec 08, 2012, 03:18:11 AM »
So what you're saying is that your pitiable?

Hmm, no that wasn't what I was saying at all.
But if it gets me free stuff I'm willing to roll with it

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #157 on: Dec 11, 2012, 11:22:24 AM »
Happy belated bdayyyy

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #158 on: Dec 12, 2012, 12:46:20 PM »
Your tardiness is excused.  You're on the other side of the planet and the speed of news, I assume, travels more slowly in the winter, much like how the speed of sound decreases as the air temperature decreases.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #159 on: Dec 13, 2012, 12:28:21 AM »
And just think, she's in Germany now; if she were still in Japan, it would've been even belateder.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #160 on: Dec 13, 2012, 02:35:43 AM »
lol belateder sounds funny

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #161 on: Dec 13, 2012, 04:05:46 AM »
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #162 on: Dec 13, 2012, 02:38:53 PM »
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #163 on: Dec 14, 2012, 08:36:23 AM »
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.
What about Cuba

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #164 on: Dec 14, 2012, 11:37:48 AM »
Cuba's hardly a real country, anyway. And you lived in Peru, those are pretty close, right?
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #165 on: Dec 14, 2012, 01:44:00 PM »
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

Yeah, like Peru and Cuba are liek totally in the same area

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #166 on: Dec 14, 2012, 02:28:40 PM »
I don't think Cuba was an Axis Power. But even if they were they didn't sign the Tripartite Pact, and thus don't count.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #167 on: Dec 14, 2012, 02:31:01 PM »
Although in double checking to see if Cuba was or wasn't an Axis powet, I did find out that Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and Bulgaria also signed that pact. So it looks like you do have a lot more moving around to do.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #168 on: Dec 14, 2012, 10:36:23 PM »
She can do it.  I believe in her.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #169 on: Dec 15, 2012, 02:39:27 AM »
Although in double checking to see if Cuba was or wasn't an Axis powet, I did find out that Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and Bulgaria also signed that pact. So it looks like you do have a lot more moving around to do.
i cant believe you actually checked on it lol

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #170 on: Dec 15, 2012, 04:15:39 AM »
I was 99% sure I was right, but I wasn't willing to risk the 1% when it would only take a min to chell and be 100% sure.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #171 on: Dec 16, 2012, 11:19:48 PM »
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

That was all Russia.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #172 on: Dec 16, 2012, 11:46:48 PM »
Proving that Patton was right about them all along. It's why he had to die.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #173 on: Dec 17, 2012, 02:54:09 AM »
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

That was all Russia.

Fiero, we aren`t talking about Vietnam here. You cant deny that shit didnt happen with Cuba.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #174 on: Dec 17, 2012, 03:29:51 AM »
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #175 on: Dec 17, 2012, 10:42:42 PM »
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.



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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #176 on: Dec 18, 2012, 01:32:28 AM »
From time to time I fake my own death, then set up a new life someplace else and keep moving. Remind me sometime to tell you what really happened during the 3rd Crusade. Let me tell you Richard the 1st knew how to party, and I'll leave it at that for now.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #177 on: Dec 18, 2012, 04:56:54 PM »
From time to time I fake my own death, then set up a new life someplace else and keep moving. Remind me sometime to tell you what really happened during the 3rd Crusade. Let me tell you Richard the 1st knew how to party, and I'll leave it at that for now.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #178 on: Dec 18, 2012, 08:48:02 PM »
I think I'm more Conner McLeod, and his internet connection sucks.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #179 on: Dec 21, 2012, 07:22:46 AM »
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.



I:m giving you a pellet for knowing your history.
ALthough I have to say that you better keep that "Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter"mentality away  because y`all were saying the same shit from Vietnam and yet you got anally raped by them, so yeah. HAVE SOME HUMILITY FOR GOD`S SAKE.



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