Author Topic: Sam's Birthday Thread. (Read 24842 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #120 on:** Dec 05, 2009, 02:23:26 PM »

happy birthday samanthaaa

Derrick · « **Reply #121 on:** Dec 05, 2009, 08:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Dec 04, 2009, 02:45:17 PM

Never for you. Maybe for her.

Well fuck you.

B E C K · « **Reply #122 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 02:31:53 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 09:30:07 PM

I could get 'em for a parka.

Get them and I'll get you a parka.

B E C K · « **Reply #123 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 02:32:48 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 05, 2009, 02:23:26 PM

happy birthday samanthaaa

Oh crap, do not tell me it was yesterday. Why did I think it was next Sunday?

B E C K · « **Reply #124 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 02:38:13 AM »

*returns from calendar*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Sam · « **Reply #125 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 12:40:14 PM »

How does next weekend work for you? I'm ok wiþ a late birþday present.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #126 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 08:14:27 PM »

10 years back? hahaha ooo snap old man. snap.

B E C K · « **Reply #127 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 11:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Dec 07, 2009, 12:40:14 PM

How does next weekend work for you? I'm ok wiþ a late birþday present.

Wait, what sort of present are we talking about here?

Sam · « **Reply #128 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:35:22 AM »

(The icon was ðere. I really had no choice. It had to be used.)

B E C K · « **Reply #129 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 05:58:27 PM »

What about a nice cake instead, eh?

Fiero · « **Reply #130 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 08:17:23 PM »

I think he'll agree if you are inside it.

In pieces.

B E C K · « **Reply #131 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:13:42 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #132 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 01:41:41 AM »

The cake is made of people!!!!!!! It's PEOPLE!!!!!

Fiero · « **Reply #133 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 05:42:20 PM »

It looks like bread but its painted green and red.

B E C K · « **Reply #134 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 07:26:25 PM »

You don't have to paint it, just make marble cake out of Red Velvet and a white cake mix with green tea powder in it.

Fiero · « **Reply #135 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 08:41:21 PM »

I'm making a reference to the film, Soylent Green, you fool.

There are green and red hamburger buns in that film. I remember them.

B E C K · « **Reply #136 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 09:03:02 PM »

You're the fool and I pity you!

Fiero · « **Reply #137 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 09:34:33 PM »

NO YOU DO NOT!

B E C K · « **Reply #138 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 10:41:49 PM »

YES I DO!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #139 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 07:26:25 PM

You don't have to paint it, just make marble cake out of Red Velvet and a white cake mix with green tea powder in it.

hmmmm Red Velvet cake

IDE · « **Reply #140 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 12:24:22 AM »

Happy Belated! May no one ever find out how old you really are.

B E C K · « **Reply #141 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:45:34 AM »

It's too late for that.

Derrick · « **Reply #142 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 12:44:56 PM »

It's never too late. Unless you lose a limb. Then you're a useless burden to society.

Sam · « **Reply #143 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 02:48:56 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 19, 2009, 12:24:22 AM

Happy Belated! May no one ever find out how old you really are.

No trouble ðere. All I have to do is shave off ðe facial hair and I look maybe 23.

Derrick · « **Reply #144 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 06:05:51 PM »

I was carded today, then I had to have the store manager verify that the ID was real. The fucking cunt didn't believe me.

Fiero · « **Reply #145 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 08:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 12:44:56 PM

It's never too late. Unless you lose a limb. Then you're a useless burden to society.

Depending on the limb, you can turn out looking sexy in a strange way.

B E C K · « **Reply #146 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 08:42:09 AM »

And chicks dig scars.

Sam · « **Reply #147 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 02:48:51 PM »

That's right, it's that time again. Strap those party hats back on and lets celebrate once more. There were several birthday topics to choose from, but I bumped this one because it involves orgasms, scars, and cannibalism.

Rama · « **Reply #148 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 03:11:37 PM »

Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.

Fiero · « **Reply #149 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 03:41:35 PM »

Good job, Sam. You irritated Rama, and everyone's happy when that happens.