Author Topic: Sam's Birthday Thread. (Read 59347 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #90 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 03:44:04 AM »

A naked Dorito! The very nerve. Now that I think about it, I haven't had Cool Ranch Doritos in what must be months if not a year. They used to be my fave when I was a kid. I wish they sold the tiny bags individually.

Derrick · « **Reply #91 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 11:11:12 AM »

They do at Subway.

B E C K · « **Reply #92 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 10:54:41 PM »

Subway means nothing to me. Grocery store, dammit.

Derrick · « **Reply #93 on:** Oct 17, 2009, 11:17:47 PM »

There isn't a Subway next door to the Supermarket? You can get it with a soda and a 6-inch sub for 5 bucks.

Rama · « **Reply #94 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:33:37 AM »

You know it's kinda funny. Sometimes I buy those like fun packs with all the little bags of chips in it. Only one I don't eat is the Cool Ranch Doritos. They just end up sitting around and getting thrown away.

Derrick · « **Reply #95 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 12:50:11 AM »

I really only eat Terra Chips and Tortilla chips now. I always prefered my potatoes baked and mashed. I'm much more into plantain chips.

B E C K · « **Reply #96 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:29:05 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:33:37 AM

You know it's kinda funny. Sometimes I buy those like fun packs with all the little bags of chips in it. Only one I don't eat is the Cool Ranch Doritos. They just end up sitting around and getting thrown away.

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:17:47 PM

There isn't a Subway next door to the Supermarket? You can get it with a soda and a 6-inch sub for 5 bucks.

No, and even then I don't like subs nor soda all that much. Plus, I want the tiny bag. Last time I went to a Subway, they had those bags that could feed like 2 normal people or 8 models. I mean the tiny ones like the ones that come in the multipack that Rama mentioned. In other news, got my Garden Salsa Sunchips today. They were on sale. Merla bought the bag and we ate some with our lunch. Très bien!

Rama · « **Reply #97 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:51:39 AM »

Sorry...I don't much care for them.

B E C K · « **Reply #98 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 01:56:13 AM »

You are dead to me.

Rama · « **Reply #99 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 02:04:20 AM »

Wait...Wait...If I don't care for them and just throw them away, and you just want the tiny bags. Maybe we can strike a deal.

Derrick · « **Reply #100 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 11:17:06 AM »

Protip: Buy a big bag and some tiny ziplocs.
Divide.

Profit.

B E C K · « **Reply #101 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 09:12:06 PM »

Boo, they get exposed to air during transfer. They get stale. I don't eat that many chips that often. In the end, it's probably better this way. Yes. Yes, it is.

Derrick · « **Reply #102 on:** Oct 18, 2009, 09:24:26 PM »

ebay for a collection of tiny bags?

Rama · « **Reply #103 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 12:52:52 AM »

Well I was going to fly them out to you in my supersonic private jet, but Ok...never mind then.

B E C K · « **Reply #104 on:** Oct 19, 2009, 02:03:48 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 09:24:26 PM

ebay for a collection of tiny bags?

I SAID IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

Sam · « **Reply #105 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 09:33:45 AM »

Ok, I have ðe Doritos and some alcohol. Who's dropping by ðis weekend?

Derrick · « **Reply #106 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 11:48:03 AM »

No one.

Sam · « **Reply #107 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 01:41:58 PM »

The D · « **Reply #108 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 02:39:54 PM »

you know last week I had my birthday as well, and of course no one noticed.

*sheds as single tear*

Fiero · « **Reply #109 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 03:53:57 PM »

How do you shed as a tear?

Derrick · « **Reply #110 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »

Men shouldn't celebrate their birthday, minus free sexual favors from females. Other than that, cakes are for fags.

The D · « **Reply #111 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 04:15:05 PM »

I am a man in a dress, after all....

Fiero · « **Reply #112 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 05:41:38 PM »

So you perform free sexual favors for yourself?

Rama · « **Reply #113 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 11:56:35 PM »

I would if I could.

B E C K · « **Reply #114 on:** Dec 03, 2009, 12:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Dec 01, 2009, 09:33:45 AM

Ok, I have ðe Doritos and some alcohol. Who's dropping by ðis weekend?

Too far away. And too cold! Even with that free parka.

Derrick · « **Reply #115 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 04:01:51 AM »

Shit, there was a free parka?

Sam · « **Reply #116 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 02:45:17 PM »

Never for you. Maybe for her.

Fiero · « **Reply #117 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »

What about smee?

Rama · « **Reply #118 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »

Do you have boobs and a Vagina? Then I doubt it.

Fiero · « **Reply #119 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 09:30:07 PM »

I could get 'em for a parka.