Author Topic: Sam's Birthday Thread. (Read 24841 times)

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 16, 2008, 09:36:58 AM »

I think your perception of reality is a bit skewed. Not everyone has a mob of jilted lovers in their past to judge size/sexual prowess.

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 16, 2008, 11:59:25 AM »

Well what are you all waiting for?! Get out there and start jilting!

Sam · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 22, 2008, 03:54:50 PM »

My birthday celebration hasn't ended yet. Let's keep this party going.

IDE · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 24, 2008, 02:07:47 PM »

Yes! keep celebrating this birthday. In fact continue all the discussion from my birthday thread in here and let that thread fade away.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 12:45:42 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 15, 2008, 05:10:46 PM

I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.

Even if it's about your chocolate starfish?

Quote from: Sam on Dec 22, 2008, 03:54:50 PM

My birthday celebration hasn't ended yet. Let's keep this party going.

We need some party games.

IDE · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 26, 2008, 02:11:25 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 26, 2008, 12:45:42 AM

Quote from: IDE on Dec 15, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.

Even if it's about your chocolate starfish?

They best not be talkin bout my starfish!

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 28, 2008, 06:31:34 PM »

Adorable!

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Sam · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 05, 2009, 04:54:09 PM »

We're quickly approaching the 1-month anniversary of my 29th birthday. Who's coming over to my place to celebrate?

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 05, 2009, 10:44:30 PM »

Hell yeah! You know I will.

I know you've just been dying to get me over to your place you old dog you.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 05, 2009, 11:57:47 PM »

But it's cold over there!

You should've been born in the summer.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 08, 2009, 08:37:03 AM »

Yeah it's fucking cold. Count me out son.... Unless you have midgets

Sam · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 08, 2009, 09:49:42 AM »

Well I am only 5'8".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 12, 2009, 11:27:58 AM »

You are my same height? I didn't know !

Sam · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 13, 2009, 10:05:20 AM »

Well I don't make a habit of wearing 6" heels like you do.

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 13, 2009, 01:18:27 PM »

I, however, do. Which brings me up to 6'-6".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 13, 2009, 02:33:02 PM »

Sam · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 02:04:10 PM »

We're quickly approaching month four of the Sam Helbling birthday celebration. March 6th. Save the date.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 02:12:20 PM »

For what? For what?

Sam · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 23, 2009, 05:19:14 PM »

For the party. Just because the last three have been a bust doesn't mean this one will be too.

Sam · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 09:20:46 AM »

In just under two months, we'll be celebrating the 30th year of my existence. I figure we should probably start the festivities now.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 09:55:19 AM »

Where are the Ranch Doritos?

Fiero · « **Reply #51 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 11:20:17 AM »

At the store. Go but them.

Happy impending breaching day.

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 01:08:15 PM »

Bumping your own B-day thread. How sad. Course at least you got one. I have my doubts I'll get one.

Sam · « **Reply #53 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 02:52:29 PM »

I þink keeping it bumped for almost þree monþs after it started is a little more sad.

And ðere will be no ranch chips. Ranch is vile. You'll have nacho cheese Doritos like a decent person. If we're serving chips, ðough, it'll have to be harvest cheddar Sun Chips.

Firebird1 · « **Reply #54 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 10:11:55 PM »

I'm guessing a bad Keyboard?

Fiero · « **Reply #55 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 10:17:19 PM »

So nobody celebrated my birthday, did they?

@firebird: Nope. Its his pledge.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 12:34:05 AM »

That's right, his lemon-fresh pledge.

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 09, 2009, 10:17:19 PM

So nobody celebrated my birthday, did they?

We celebrated it in the closet.

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 09, 2009, 11:20:17 AM

Happy impending breaching day.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 02:04:32 AM »

Oh good. I didn't have a nightmare ready for tonight.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 07:35:39 AM »

fuuuuuuuuuuckkk dont show me that!! :x

And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 02:43:37 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Oct 10, 2009, 02:04:32 AM

Oh good. I didn't have a nightmare ready for tonight.

Chill out, your nightmare won't be coming true. Faye, on the other hand...