Author Topic: Sam's Birthday Thread. (Read 59301 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Dec 01, 2008, 02:50:56 PM »

I forget the exact day because I'm bad like that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sam · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 01, 2008, 03:13:55 PM »

Hey now, it's not until next weekend. Let me enjoy these last few days of being 28.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 02, 2008, 05:33:15 PM »

Sorry, you're already 29 in my eyes.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 03, 2008, 02:06:37 AM »

The party is almost over pal.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 03, 2008, 09:03:29 AM »

^ Trust him, he knows.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 03, 2008, 11:52:43 AM »

Last call, James.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 03, 2008, 04:09:13 PM »

Yeah....hee hee....all over....Hee....*Look nervously at his upcoming 29th Birthday* Yep....might as well be dead.....*Sigh*

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 05, 2008, 02:31:11 PM »

Make sure to donate your organs so more deserving people may live!

Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 05, 2008, 03:28:50 PM »

I read that at first as "orgasms"

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 08:47:17 AM »

That would be awkward...

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 11:04:02 AM »

Especially when it shows up on Youtube.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 03:12:04 PM »

Donate them anyway. I'm sure someone needs them.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 08:37:12 PM »

There's a really hot Lesbian at the FIU who might need sperm. Bangin' body, but the hair says "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE snatch". Shame really.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 10:31:54 PM »

Maybe I can give them to some poor homeless orphans, or leave a couple in the Toys for Tots bin for the less fortunate families this Christmas.

Sam · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 11:22:33 AM »

Stop bogarting my birthday thread, asshole!

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 12:48:42 PM »

Hey...you started us down this path thank you very much.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 08:41:03 PM »

Screw the orphans!

(In the figurative sense, of course.)

Sam · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 10, 2008, 02:30:40 PM »

I actually know two women who are orphans to which I'd love to do just that.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 11, 2008, 02:03:49 PM »

But don't make them call you "daddy".

Merla · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 12:21:00 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 13, 2008, 06:16:48 PM »

I thought you told me you were 30, Sam! YOU LIED!!

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 13, 2008, 11:08:26 PM »

He was proably lying about his huge dick too.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 14, 2008, 12:26:24 PM »

His name probably isn't even Sam. I don't know what to believe anymore.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 14, 2008, 12:26:52 PM »

He was proably lying about his huge dick too.

If they brag about about how big it is, then they're lying.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 14, 2008, 09:30:00 PM »

True. OR they truly think it is big but only because girls lied to them before telling them so. "OMG your dick is soooooo big!" yeah. we lie.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 14, 2008, 10:42:12 PM »

Women lie? You Ma'am have just blown my mind.

Sam · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 15, 2008, 10:33:53 AM »

I do, however, approve of this thread now being about my penis.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 15, 2008, 02:16:41 PM »

You can only believe the girls that don't like you concerning your penis/sexual prowess.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 15, 2008, 04:41:00 PM »

Wait, what? What was this about believing a talking penis now?

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 15, 2008, 05:10:46 PM »

I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.