Yep, pics forthcoming.
You take pictures of your food?
Mine's tomorrow. Grandma's down for the weekend, then we're inviting five family friends for a total of ten peeps. Except this one guy's bringing his girlfriend too for 11. I am unamused and if she starts going out of line she's getting a freakin' pie to the face.
So I guess she's a bitch or something?

Did you have to pie her after all?
shit! how did you know?
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Have you actually done that before? It looks gross. You drink nothing but grody lemon juice? I couldn't do leek soup for the weekend let alone nothing but lemon crap for 10 days.
And I didn't have any turkey after all. Thankfully, my dad made a chicken. He, Merla, and I ate and talked, then we looked at old family photos and had 80's music playing on Sirius all day long. It was nice to catch up with him alone instead of just dealing with a full house (which I haven't done in years anyway, but still...).